My NaNoWriMo: *busts down the door*

Me, passionately playing Pokemon Sun and Moon: Honey, this isn't what it looks like-

My NaNoWriMo: *sobbing* I knew it! I knew you were cheating on me...

Me: BABE I CAN EXPLAIN

My NaNoWriMo: What did I do wrong? 

Me, getting up: I still love you, I swear! I just think we need to spend some time apart and-

My NaNoWriMo: WE HAVE THIRTY CHILDREN IT'S A LITTLE TOO LATE FOR THAT

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okay all mildly out of character jokes aside I am having a HELL of a time balancing my new copy of Pokemon Moon with my nano and things will be well I promise but have a little patience please