1) I can not believe the eighth book of Harry Potter is Romeo and Juliet with a time travelling gay couple.

2) Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way is now a canon Harry Potter character and is the daughter of Voldemort.

3) My mom got fifty pages into the book and her face alone was worth the twenty bucks we paid collectively because I bought a Kindle copy and she went out to Barnes and Noble anyways.