((these are to varying degrees of being stupid as all hell, some of them to the point where you'll probably have to google them to get it. i was going to post these on the spoofs but i try to only post quality content there

ps that's the first joke))

1. Brightpaw and Swiftpaw were determined to take things into their own paws. Lately, ThunderClan had really gone to the dogs.

2. What do ThunderClan medicine cats and early 1900 American politics have in common?

A:They both like big sticks.

3. What did Spottedleaf say when she received the prophecy about fire saving the clan?

A: "At least they didn't list his suffix, too."

4. Why doesn't Midnight live with the clan cats?
A: Despite her best efforts, she tends to badger them.

5. Scourge was supposed to reappear in the Dark Forest battle, but no one could decide on what color his collar was. 

6. Lionblaze.

7.  What killed Spottedleaf?
A: Polygamy.

8. Why was Flametail angry about going to StarClan?
A: He got an icy reception. 

9.

Crowfeather: Hey Brambleclaw! Want to hear a joke?

Brambleclaw: Okay!

Crowfeather: My ex-mate still misses me...

Brambleclaw: Which one?

10:  Why did Snowfur cross the road?

A: She didn't.

comment best number so i can refine my comedy and plague you all continually