Returning Home

The family sat at the home as they all continued waiting for news about Aego. They then heard the sound of a boat outside honking away. Everyone ran outside to see Aego in a boat with a massive smirk on his face.
Yang: Aego!
Blake: what happened?
Aego: long story, but I asked Yuko out and she said yes!
Weiss: where did you get the boat?
Aego looked down at the boat and looked back up.
Aego: Good Question.
Yang: did you steal it?
Aego: there's a good chance I did, it depends on how much trouble I'll get into.
Yang: Aego.
Aego: ok I stole it, but for good reason.
Weiss: what's the reason?
Aego: I didn't want to transform in front of all of those civilians, last thing I need is someone knowing that nonsense.
Blake: well atleast you're honest about it.
Aego: also....I need some Lien.
Yang: to pay off the boat?
Aego: no, this is finder's keepers, and because I asked Yuko out, the first thing I said.
Weiss: *sigh* come on.
Aego got out of the boat and tied it to the dock. He then ran to the house and closed the door behind him.
Yang: so you asked her out, how did it go?
Aego: as you know she said yes, it's gonna be happening soon, taking her to a restaurant in New Atlas, just hoping the MUTO doesn't try anything.
Blake: excuse me....MUTO?
Aego: yeah MUTO, it was the first name I came up for it.
Weiss: *sigh* would you like some food?
Aego: what are you making?
Weiss: Meatloaf.
Aego: pass.
Weiss: why?
Aego: because it's either Raw or Overcooked, and I kinda want my colon to work for my date.
Yang: where are you taking her?
Aego: an Olive Garden, I know damn well I'm gonna have a chicken Alfredo or shrimp scampi and I'm going to be holding onto the toilet seat for dear life, praying and asking for forgiveness. By the way does anyone have pepto?
Blake: what are you planning to do?
Aego: I plan to drink the entire bottle.
(Don't do this at home kids)
Yang: what about mashed potatoes?
Aego: who's making them?
Yang: Blake.
Aego: yes please.
Aego sat down at the table with a fork and knife at the ready.
Emilia: so....you can turn into a giant animal?
Aego: I mean I did put on a light show when I first arrived.
Emilia: so, what exactly do you even do?
Aego: bring balance.
Emilia: doesn't that mean wiping out the human race?
Aego: balance through coexistence.
Emilia: how did you even get so....Kaiju like?
Aego: long story, and will you remain acting bitchy the entire time I'm here?
Danny was heard from the other room laughing. A plate was put in front of him.
Aego: thank you kindly.
He immediately began eating before choking on a piece of burnt meatloaf.
Aego: Weiss I almost died again.
Weiss: how am I supposed to know when it's done cooking?
Aego: put a thermometer in there, make sure it's between 155 and 160.
Weiss: I don't have one.
Aego: I bought you one for Christmas a few years back.
Aego got up and walked over to the drawer and quickly pulled it out, sticking it in the burnt meatloaf.
Aego: how the hell did you get it to 250 degrees, that's my question.
Weiss: that's what that was.
Aego: what did you think it was?
Weiss: a piece to a well.....uh.
Aego looked at it and quickly let go of it and washed his hands.
Aego: that was in the drawer....with so many spoons.

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