Ivory Whitaker | Memo

You ever was having the best nap of your life and it gets interrupted? 

Yeah, I feel your pain.

I woke up to Josiah talking to Boov and she was kicking like crazy making me move and groan out loud, I looked at the time and glared at Josiah.

"What?" He asked.

"I was literally sleep for only 20 minutes." I rolled my eyes.

"Shut up, did you finish your homework?" 

"Yeah."

"I bought you a slurpee from 7/11." He smiled.

"That still doesn't make me happy." I grabbed it from his hands.

"But you still gon drink it, so shut the hell up." He mushed my head and I popped his hands.

"Don't put your hands on me boy."

"You know your uncles down stairs?" 

"So? They always here."

"You know what your uncle Mace said to me?" 

"No, what he say? Was it mean?"

"I came in, he like you still didn't ask for my permission."

"Permission for what?" I asked confused.

"I gave him that same face, he talm bout you didn't ask my permission to get my niece pregnant." 

"What?" I asked laughing.

"Same shit I'm saying, I just laughed and walked upstairs. I was so confused."

"Mace has that effect to make people confused." I said checking my notifications.

"Hi daddy's baby, why you taking so long?" Josiah asked rubbing my stomach making her kick.

"Come on brah damn, you know she go crazy every time she hear your voice."

"Cause that's daddy's princess, right baby. Gimme five." He rubbed my stomach and she kicked his hand making him smile.

"You are so annoying." I laughed watching him record me as I looked at the group chat with the girls.

RemyMa👯💜: Memo you seeing this or..?

MuMoney💸💚: Right, Memo just say the word.

NyNasty👅💙: Bitch didn't you just get out last week? & Remy you always peeping shit, Rosy the nosy neighbor💀💀💀

NeeHow😋❣️: Byeee😂😂💀 PMO Remy.

MeMe🔪💖: She called you Rosy the Nosy neighbor😴💀💀 I'm legally blind, I ain't peep.

RemyMa 👯💛:  Y'all bitches need to be like Special Agent Oso and get y'all lurking skills up.

MuMoney💸:  Right Rosy💀 but I just tagged you in it on Twitter.

I exited from our messages seeing Mulan and Remy both mentioned me to a argument with some girl and they both was threatening her, I was more confused until I clicked on her avi and I sighed.

"Josiah get your girlfriend." I rolled my eyes making him look up from his phone confused.

"What she do?" I just showed him the tweets cause I didn't feel like explaining all of it.

AngieNoJolie: Just because you got the baby doesn't mean you have the boy booboo😴

AngieNoJolie: Babymothers swear just because they got the baby, they have to be with their babyfathers. BITCH HE DON'T WANT YOU👏

AngieNoJolie: Is that even his baby? 👀☕

Mulan__: Why you so bitter? 😕 Jealousy not a good look on you boo @AngieNoJolie

_RemyK: Wait what's your name again? 👀 @AngieNoJolie

AngieNoJolie: This post was in general. @Mulan__ @_RemyK

Mulan__: Remy nothing else has to be said to Meek Mill, twitter fingers turn to trigger fingers💀@RemyK_ @AngieNoJolie

_RemyK: No, I'm going to continue saying something. Don't try to make my cousin look bad because your dude only providing dick and no stability. @AngieNoJolie @Mulan__

Mulan__: Ooh bitch I like that, slaaayyy! 👏 @AngieNoJolie @_RemyK

Ambereli: Didn't she just say she wasn't speaking on your cousin? Why y'all speaking for her thot ass anyway? @AngieNoJolie @Mulan__ @_RemyK

Mulan__: I would answer that question if I knew who the fuck you was @AngieNoJolie @Ambereli @_RemyK

NyNasty_X: Wait, MULANNN💀💀💀💀 stoppp @AngieNoJolie @Ambereli @_RemyK @Mulan__

_RemyK: If she wasn't speaking upon her then how would you quote on quote know she a thot? Just caught both of y'all in y'all lies. @AngieNoJolie @Ambereli @NyNasty_X @Mulan__

AngieNoJolie: Even If I was going talm bout her then what? @NyNasty_X @Mulan__ @_RemyK

Ambereli: Right Ang, they little ass girls.😂😂👀  @AngieNoJolie @Mulan__ @_RemyK @NyNasty_X

NyNasty_X: Ambereli sussss how old are you? No way you can be in your teens looking like you got Benjamin Button disease. @AngieNoJolie @Ambereli @_RemyK @Mulan__

_RemyK: Nyasia stop😂😂💀💀💀 @AngieNoJolie @Ambereli @Mulan__ @NyNasty_X

Ambereli: Old enough, I see y'all some little bitches. Why y'all not getting smart no more? We was having fun💁. @AngieNoJolie @Mulan__ @_RemyK @NyNasty_X

NyNasty_X: Bitch you look like a cricket. Stop trying to make that horse hair in your avi happen, it's never going to happen💁😴 @AngieNoJolie @Ambereli @_RemyK @Mulan__

Mulan__: Y'all pulling up? Cause I'll drop my address quicker than lil Wayne No ceilings mixtape.💀 @AngieNoJolie @Ambereli @_RemyK @NyNasty_X

_RemyK: Why are y'all playing with people chilren like this? 😂😂👀 @AngieNoJolie @Ambereli @Mulan__ @NyNasty_X

AngieNoJolie: Drop it, we'll DM you when we coming. @NyNasty_X @_RemyK @Ambereli @Mulan__

Mulan__: Mu bout to beat ass avenue. @AngieNoJolie @Ambereli @_RemyK @NyNasty_X

NyNasty_X: Mulannnn😂😂😂😂😂 @AngieNoJolie @Ambereli @_RemyK @Mulan__

_RemyK: 504 Peachtree Rd, Buckhead, GA. Want the zip code too? 👀 @AngieNoJolie @Ambereli @Mulan__ @NyNasty_X

Ambereli: We'll be seeing y'all👏 @AngieNoJolie @Mulan__ @_RemyK @NyNasty_X

NyNasty_X: Bye sus, I'll get hot comb ready so we could tame that beast😂😂 @AngieNoJolie @Ambereli @_RemyK @Mulan__

Mulan__: Log out of twitter Nyasia😂😂😂 @AngieNoJolie @Ambereli @_RemyK @NyNasty_X

"Y'all really annoying, don't say nothing." 

"I really don't care, I know who my baby father is and I don't want you." I said replying to the group chat.

"You don't want me?" He asked and I looked up to see him smirking.

"No and you not cute." I mushed his head as we both started laughing.

"I got this though, hold on. And ain't that your address that Remy gave?" 

"Yeah." I shrugged. I watched Jo call her on FaceTime.

"Wassup with you?" He asked her.

"Lemme guess you saw what happened on Twitter? I wasn't even talking about her."

"Than who was you talking bout? What other female you know pregnant? Cut the bullshit Angie."

"Jo it was a general post, what I'm tripping over your maybe babymother for? She ain't even cute." 

"Bitch, maybe babymother? I'll spit on you." I said causing Josiah to look at me, she laughed.

"Josiah you calling me in front of this bitch? Iriam you better stop playing with me, I don't give a fuck if you pregnant I'll still beat you like you stole something." 

"Wasn't worried about you before, not gon start today. If you really bold, Remy dropped the address." 

"Aight, we'll be seeing if you saying all this reckless shit. Josiah only keep you around for the baby."

"Duh bitch, it's his baby. Josiah tell your stupid ass bitch to stop talking to me before I go get my mother, she don't care about your age."

"You and your mother gon have a rude awakening."

"We'll still sleep good." I shrugged.

"Angie what you being insecure for? All this not necessary." 

"If I'm being insecure it's because you making me, I feel like I'm competing with a ugly fat ass bitch for my nigga."

"She not ugly." He said laughing.

"Bye Josiah." I heard the three beeps making me laugh.

"I think you single." I continued to laugh.

"She said, "Hola. ¿Cómo estás?" She said, "Konnichiwa." Avery said busting in my room.

 "She said, "Pardon my French," I said, "Bonjour, Madame." I said finishing his sentence since I knew that's what he was waiting for.

 "Then she said, "Sak pase," and I said, "N'ap boule." Josiah said and we both looked at him.

"It was a brother and sister thing." I said recording Avery becuase he was still looking at Jo.

"It was a A and B conversation so C your way out before D jumps over E and F you up like a G." He jumped at him while I put him on snap laughing.

"What you come in here for?" 

"I can't chill with my niece and sister?"

"How much?"

"I'm offended." He grabbed his heart.

"Avery!" 

"Alright I need $20 and front row seats."

"Front row seats for what?" I asked confused.

"For when Josiah girlfriend get beat up." 

"Get out." Josiah said giving him $20.

"Thanks for this, means a lot my brother." He bowed then closed my door.

"I'm starting to think all the males in your family stupid." 

"Should of been knew that." I laughed.

~ 

"You did Ms.Murphy homework?" Remy asked changing out her school uniform pants. 

We just got out of school and came straight here to a empty house. Someone was always here whether it was my uncles or aunts but it was never just empty.

"Yeah, here." NeeNee said.

"Avery said he's on his way." Mulan said.

"So? He better have his key, I'm not opening the door." I said.

"The door is like 4 four feet away." Nyasia said laughing.

"I'm pregnant." 

"That's your excuse for everything." Remy laughed.

"Yeah whatever." I said getting out my phone to call my father.

"Wassup Memo?" He answered just as Avery walked in the livingroom.

"Where you and ma at?" 

"Memo did you even come look for us? We all in the basement." 

"I'm pregnant." He laughed.

"I can't wait until you not so you could stop using that as a excuse, you-" He was cut off when a brick flew through the living room window along with the sounds of glass being shattered and car alarms.

"What the hell?" Avery asked running in the living room.

"Ivory what the hell was that?" Daddy asked.

"I don't know." 

"COME OUTSIDE BITCHES!" I heard a female yell before glass shattered again.

"Don't go outside yet we coming right now." Daddy said and I literally heard them running up the stairs.

"Bitch is that my fucking car?! She fucking smashed my window? I don't even know the bitch! It's over!" Avery yelled taking off his shirt and about to open the door just when my uncles and aunts came running in the livingroom behind him.

"This going on worldstar." JJ laughed putting the camera in my face.

Avery walked out and I walked out behind him, he walked over to his car examining it then he jawed the first girl he saw by his car.

"Bitch did you pay for my fucking car?! I swear to God, I wish you wasn't a female." He yelled pacing back and forth balling his fist.

"You just hit my sister?" Some nigga yelled getting out the car. Avery didn't even exchange a second glance before he jumped on the boy.

I looked around seeing it was around 8 girls and 2 boys and like one older lady. I saw Angie running up the stairs towards me and my mother kicked her making her fall down the stairs.

"Yo tell me you got that JJ?" Mason asked laughing.

"Hell yeah, it'll be everywhere by tonight." They laughed.

"This is the girls beef, don't fucking put you hands on my daughter. You a grown ass woman, step to me not her. Before I hand you your ass " I'm guessing Angie mother said.

"This is the only time I'll ever give y'all permission to disrespect you elders. Remy go head." Ma said. Remy rolled her sleeves up and walked to the lady and decked her right and her eye than pushed her and start hitting her.

"Run up I dare you!" Mulan said to Angie who was still sitting on the ground. I saw Zay car pullup, him and Zayden got out the car looking confused but before they could get far one of the boys snuck Zay.

"What the hell?" Ma asked. 

"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit." Uncle Mace said and we all looked at them.

"Y'all know what this remind me of?" Aunt Aubree asked laughing.

"That time when Lys, Jaya and Yayo lived together and that old saggy tittie bitch went to get her nieces and shit?" Daddy asked laughing.

"Oh yeahh, that night was fun." Ma laughed.

"It's like I'm looking at the past me." Ahjaya said laughing.

"Oh shit Benjamin Button wassup? Remember me?" Nyasia said before she hit her.

"Why we never adopted her into the family?" Uncle Mace asked looking at her rip the girl track out her head.

"That's my second daughter." Ma said.

"Y'all keep having full conversations like it's not a boy getting jumped by my side nigga and Zay, Remy beating up somebody grandmother, Avery damn near killing some boy and Nyasia making somebody old ass son baldhead in y'all yard." Mulan said looking at them.

"Mulan stop playing with me." Jaylen said scaring me, I could tell he just woke.

"I'm bored just watching. CAN ONE OF Y'ALL JUMP IN?!" Mulan yelled looking the girls.

"For real, why did they bring all these females if they wasn't going to do nothing?" Kai asked.

"Jaylen point out the cutest girl you see." Mulan said. He pointed at her.

"Awww." I laughed.

"You not going to get in trouble go head." He pointed to some red head girl, she nodded and walked to her.

She hit the girl and the girl fell from nothing, she started to hit her but stopped once she noticed she wasn't fighting back.

"Oh my God, I'm bout to go home. They boring." Mulan sighed out loud.

"Y'all child alright? I think it's time we go get her checked out." Uncle Mace said making me laugh. 

"When you get Zy'lexia and yourself checked out." Mulan said and Mace looked confused.

"She hears everything." Jaylen rolled his eyes.

"You next so stand up." Mulan said to Angie walking towards her. Angie ran towards Mulan and gripped her by her hair and she swung Mulen than let her go making Mulan hit the cement. 

Mulan eyes went from Honey brown to black in a matter of seconds and she smirked.

"Um I think y'all should start calling 991, y'all see that look on her face?" JJ asked.

"9 what?" Jaylen asked making me start laughing, oh my God.

I watched Mulan walk over to the girl slowly than she punched her in her chest than her face while Angie tried to grab her again but Mulan was dodging hits and avoiding her grabs. She grabbed Angie by her neck than moved her foot behind her making her go backward and slammed her on her neck.

"Yo what is she? A martial arts fighter? I've never saw nobody get slammed on their neck." Uncle Ike said.

I heard a tazer sound and I looked to see one of the girls walking towards Mulan while another walked towards Remy. My aunt Aubree walked over to the girl and pulled out her box cutter from her shirt while Ahjaya got her razor from under her tongue.

"Let's see who last longer." Aubree smirked at the girl.

"See? Crazy girls the fucking best, yeah baby you bout to get this bomb ass dick when we get in the house. I'm fucking you-" 

"Yo really? That's fucking nasty." Avery said cutting uncle Ace off.

"How you think you got here?" 

"Bitch you not my father."

"You sure?" He asked smirking.

"Ace you ever had your jaw broke before?" Daddy asked.

"Yeah when Aubree threw the AC at me."

"The what?" I asked looking at him.

"You know the things you put to cool your house off? The air conditioner? Yeah one day she caught me cheating and became the Hulk." 

"That's not crazy, she a fucking psychopath." Uncle Mace said.

"I love that shit, it make my dick hard." 

"That's sad." Uncle Ike said.

"Can y'all go break up these fights? My arm getting tired from recording." JJ said.

"Yeah, before they call police." Daddy said stepping down along with all my uncles.

"Pick your face up off the grown old hoe." Nyasia said kicking her one more time.

"Okay NyNASTYYY!" Avery cheered clapping.

"You gon need snitches for that." I heard my uncle Mace tell the girl that Aubree cut.

"Shut the fuck up." She said.

"I hit bitches." He said before walking away laughing.

"Y'all done? Cause I had burgers sitting out." Mulan said wiping her nose.

"I don't get why y'all kids are so damn bad, Tac never had to deal with this." Ma said.

"Lie again." Daddy said popping her.

"Do it again." She smirked.

"I'm going in the house, that's nasty as hell." Avery said pushing them apart from each other walking in the house.

"EXCUSE ME? GET UP! I NEED TO MOVE MY CAR!" JJ said yelling at one of the girls that was still on the ground.

"MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY!" Mace yelled laughing.

"Y'all are so immature." Aunt Alli laughed.

Immature ain't the word.
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