Reunion Pt. 2
Reunion Part Two!
*Lex runs towards Sky making her stand up but before she could get to her Mulan punched her making her fall straight back.*
Avery: Oh shit!
Ralph: That's my best friend!
Memo: Mulan!
Mulan: She was talking allat how I couldn't beat her shit, tired of her retarded ass.
Sky: You should've let me beat her the fuck up.
Ralph: Calm down baby.
Sky: Ra, stop touching me before I stab you.
Remy: She is her mother daughtaa!
Xannny: Please welcome back Zylexia.
Mulan: Whhattt? You looking like you wanna run up, wassup?
Lex: You know she was gon get beat the fuck up, exactly why you had to interfere but don't worry Mulan, we'll bump heads.
Mulan: Ya stalker ass know where I live, it was never a problem to ring my door bell. My kids go to school from 6 to 4, pull up kid.
Jaylen: Negative, y'all better come to ma house and fight y'all problems out in the ring. Ain't nobody bringing shit where my kids lay their heads.
Xannny: Can we get on with the reunion? Y'all done? Nobody running up on no one else right?
Lex: No more running up.
Remy: That wasn't even a run up, you booty as hell.
Lex: Ya black ass always got something to say.
Remy: Because I say what I want, stop playing with me before I show you how to do this run up shit.
Josh: No you won't, relax.
Xannny: I'm guessing y'all aren't done.
Memo: They're done.
Xannny: Okay back to the fan questions. Mulan, why would wanna fight Remy again?
Mulan: Because I didn't put my all into that fight and neither did she, I wanna go toe to toe.
Remy: Lysa house tomorrow at 3.
Xannny: Lexia, do you have a job? Kids? School?
Lex: I have my associates degree and I am a full time model, I just finished shooting for the BET show Tales and I am currently in a relationship with Luke James from the New Edition movie. We've been together for almost seven months and I am overall happy in life.
Memo: Congratulations.
Lex: If that was genuine then thank you.
Memo: Imma always give credit when it's due, you grinding and can't nobody discredit you for that.
Mulan: Yeah, I mean I don't like you with a passion but I wish you all happiness in life.
Josh: Growth.
Xannny: Lex, have you ever had a STD?
Lex: No, I haven't. I've only had sex with two people in my life and get checked regularly. I'm good.
Xannny: Do you secretly have a crush on Mulan?
Lex: No, I'm straight.
Xannny: Sky, after you beat Lexia ass, what's going to happen after wards? Y'all still a family.
Sky: Lexia is my cousin, nothing can change that. I love her, she was my first best friend and it hurts losing ya friend since birth but we're grown now. We're always going to be family but I'm going to love her from a distance.
Xannny: This a question for everybody, if Lexia wanted to be apart of gang would y'all let her?
Avery: It depends.
Ralph: What he said.
Memo: As of right now no.
Mulan: No.
Remy: Every time she speak, she makes me want to beat her up, she really like another Mulan so I wouldn't mind.
Mulan: Hope it's another fucking Mulan you know.
Josh: Yeah, Lexia really is cool as hell.
Jaylen: Nah for real, she really is. Y'all only seen the negative parts of her but she's funny as fuck, cool and she really give the best advice so issa yes for me.
Siah: Facts, she could be annoying as fuck but still cool so yeah.
Nyasia: She always bringing negative energy around, no.
Sky: If she went back to the person I love then yes.
Xannny: Deep.
Avery: Xannny you childish as hell yo.
*everyone laughs*
Xannny: Shy when Zay was crying, was he making that ugly ass crying face?
Shy: Yes, ugly ass hell, snot by his mouth, balled up in the corner crying.
Remy: I would of looked at him and ignored him like hell no.
Mulan: Facts like get ya grown ass up.
Xannny: Remy, have you been beat up yet?
Remy: Yeah, Ahjaya whooped my ass like two months ago and ya know Crackhead Avery,
Mulan: Bitch, they was talking about regular people. We all know Ahjaya retarded, she ya mother after all and Crackhead Avery don't need an explanation.
Remy: I mean I've been beat before, Skylee beat me up.
Memo: Oh right, when you broke ya hand.
Remy: Yeah, so I mean I am capable of being beat but my confidence so high that if you beat me up you better be prepared to keep fighting. I ain't giving up until I whoop ya ass.
Xannny: As you should. Ra, do they call you wreck-it Ralph because you can fuck my shit up?
Avery: Ayo, whoever asked this takes the crown.
Ralph: Studies shows I do touch people hearts so if you willing-
Sky: To get your ass beat then finish ya sentence.
Memo: Yeah Sky!
Remy: Why y'all playing?
Xannny: Sky since you bisexual lemme know which one harder, sucking dick or eating pussy?
Avery: Nah, whoever asked this is the GOAT!
Sky: Y'all funny as fuck BriBri.
Memo: I dead ass wanna know the answer so?
Sky: Sucking dick is harder especially with Ralph because he not the average size.
Mulan: That boy gotta water hose.
Remy: Shower rod.
Memo: Mandigo.
Nyasia: Yard stick.
Lex: Horse dick.
Sky: Giraffe neck.
Zay: I'm dead ass mad, they comparing his dick to shit. *laughs*
Remy: Cause y'all ain't see it, it's- wow.
Ralph: I mean, I think I should show the ladies that's curious.
Xannny: It's only right.
Memo: Xannny!
Sky: Yeah alright, I will tase the fuck out of you Ralph.
Xannny: Ralph out of all the girls who you like most? Can't be Sky.
Ralph: Remy or Mulan but probably Mulan cause that's my best friend.
Mulan: Ain't no probably, bitch I am. I'm ya favorite girl, no ifs, and or buts about it.
Ralph: I guess Mulan then.
Xannny: How did Ralph and Avery meet?
Ralph: I snatched his bitch and he wanted to fight but instead of fighting we shared that bitch then convinced her to let us run a train.
Avery: Now, that girl was a freak. She sucked both of us at the same damn time. I need to find her again.
Nyasia: For what? You been trying me this whole reunion, watch when we get home.
Avery: Don't threaten me with a good time.
Xannny: Avery, if you had the chance to cheat on Ny would you? Like with anybody as in Beyonce or anyone else.
Avery: Fuck yeah, Lauren London, Meagan Good or Zoe Kravitz ever say they wanna fuck, I ain't even gon think about it before I'm guts deep.
Memo: You really just named bad ass bitches, Ny better understand.
Avery: Facts cause if y'all see the bum ass nigga she cheated on me with, shitttt.
Nyasia: Okay Avery.
Xannny: Jaylen, where is Shawn?
Jaylen: Shawn play for the Warriors and they had a game today so he couldn't make it. Good luck to my brother though.
Mulan: Funny in high school, he hated the warriors now he play for em.
Remy: Dub nationnn!!!
Siah, Josh, Jaylen: Yeah okay.
Xannny: Everyone name your celebrity crush.
Memo: Brandon Ingram, Keith Powers, and Safaree.
Mulan: Trey Songz.
Josiah: Teyana Taylor and Lauryn Hill.
Joshua: Nia Long, Sanaa Lathan, Gab. Union, Tarahji P. Henson and Regina King.
Jaylen: LaLa Anthony.
Sky: Stephen Curry.
Zay: Monica.
Shy: Blac Youngsta or Gucci Mane
Remy: How many we could name?
Xannny: All your crushes, don't matter.
Lex: Luke James.
Mulan: That's ya boyfriend, he don't count.
Lex: Sammie.
Avery: I named like three earlier but Tokyo Jetz
Ralph: Tammy
Remy: Ralph Tresvant, Larenz Tate, Omar Epps, Devante Swing, Dorian Heywood, young Leonardo Dicaprio and Algee Smith. Oh and my bitch Kylie Jenner.
Xannny: Remy come the fuck through with all the 90 baes.
Avery: Her and Josh belong in the 90s.
Xannny: I feel that vibe. Siah, while married have you ever cheated on Memo or almost slipped up?
Josiah: I'm in the NBA and I'm barely home so it's tempting but whenever I feel like that I call her and she answer. Cheating on her the first time made me lose her, I never wanna feel like that again so I think about everything I could lose and it's never worth it.
Memo: Oou, I like that answer. Gimme high five.
Remy: Y'all childish.
Xannny: Would Memo have a threesome with Josiah and Zay?
Mulan: That's a train sis.
Avery: All aboard!
Ralph: Choo Choo!
Memo: No, I wouldn't.
Xannny: Memo, why didn't you know ahead of time that you didn't really want Zay? You wasted his time taking so long
Memo: I thought we were off this.
Remy: Ya thought!
Memo: I did want Zay, I loved Zay but I wasn't in love and that was the problem. I didn't purposely waste his time and if it wasn't for him letting me go then I probably wouldn't of had the balls to even leave him.
Zay: Thank God I know when to let go.
Xannny: Remember how Memo was having doubts that Zayn was cheating while in the army my question is was he cheating?
Zay: You thought I was cheating?
Mulan: Everybody thought you were cheating.
Remy: Seriously.
Nyasia: You showed all the signs.
Zay: I did meet a few girls when I would be stationed and I did entertain a few but at the time I never kissed or fucked nobody. It was a bit foul play on my part but that was because of the unwanted vibes I felt.
Avery: Understandable.
Xannny: Zay, how are your brothers?
Zay: Well they are here, ask them yaself.
Xannny: Please welcome Zaydrien, Zayden, Zayyir and NeeNee.
NeeNee: Hey you guys.
Zayden: Wah Gwann.
Mulan: Since when are you Jamaican?
Zayden: Business.
Xannny: So are y'all single?
Zayyir: Of course not, married with a kid and one on the way.
Xannny: Yes, I see the belly, NeeNee how many months girlie?
NeeNee: I am 8 months and wishing my little girl hurry.
Zay: Issa nother girl? I know you mad.
Zayyir: Imma keep trying for my boy.
NeeNee: The hell you not.
Xannny: So what is your first born name? and how old?
Zayyir: Zara Emily Green, she is five years old and our new born name is going to be Zori Zahara Green.
Memo: Names are beautiful.
Avery: Thank you.
Mulan: Nah dead ass, Avery really named all over kids. He creative as hell.
Xannny: So Zayden, Zaydrien are y'all single?
Zaydrien: Nah, I been in a relationship for the past two years.
Zayden: I'm single but Xannny I'm tryna holla.
Xannny: Oop, boy I'll fuck ya life up.
Zayden: I'm up for the challenge.
Xannny: Find me lataa boo!
Mulan: Xannny got the hoes.
Xannny: Speaking of, Mulan how did you pick between Zayden and Jaylen?
Mulan: I hate y'all.
Avery: Answer the question, we oso curious to know this.
Mulan: It wasn't easy at all. It's like Zayden is the older mature, new feeling but then Jaylen is the one you been through everything with, he knows me better than anyone. I didn't want either out of my life but I couldn't be selfish so I let my heart choose instead of my mind.
Nyasia: That's some good ass advice.
Xannny: Zayden, how did you feel when she picked Jaylen?
Zayden: Lemme just say this, she ain't pick Jaylen over me because I was never a choice.
Memo: OKAYY!!
Remy: Stand ya fucking ground boy!
Sky: Tell them to put some damn respeck on ya name!
Ralph: Y'all are annoying.
*everyone laughs*
Zayden: But I guess you could say I was mad if anything. I was mad I wasted four years of my time just for her to go back to an ex like I tried to show her different and be a better man but she was never mine anyway so I did allat for nothing. It's nothing against Mu though, I love that girl, we still talk everyday and I'm happy she found her happiness.
Josh: Growth.
Xannny: Josh, how come every time Remy was arguing with Jaylen or anybody you never said anything?
Josh: Because that's family business. Remy argue with all her cousins like they strangers on the street, they call each other names and say some out of pocket shit but then they be talking the next ten minutes. As long as nobody putting their hands on my wife or mention my kids, I don't interfere.
Remy: And whoever asked this question, I don't like you. It sound like you saying he never have my back when that's not true. Josh don't argue or fight so why would I allow him to come out his comfort zone? I could handle my own anyway.
Avery: In other words, MIND YA MOTHERFUCKING BUSINESS BITCH!
Remy, Josh: Basically.
Xannny: Zaydrien, how did you feel about Remy and Josh getting back together?
Zaydrien: I was happy for her, she ain't want nobody to know but Remy be miserable as hell when Josh not talking to her so for her to get her happiness back was better for me.
Xannny: Have y'all ever caught feelings for each other?
Zaydrien, Remy: No.
Zaydrien: Remy has always been my friend, I've never looked at her that way.
Remy: A man and woman can just be friends, kids.
Nyasia: Okay!
Avery: Girl, shut up you don't got no damn nigga friends.
NeeNee: He said nigga friends, I am rolling.
Mulan: Y'all seriously annoying.
Xannny: Jaylen, why you keep getting ya ass beat but think you can beat the world?
Jaylen: I don't think I could beat the world but my papa ain't raise no pussies so Imma always think I'm that nigga.
Memo: As you should.
Jaylen: And I don't always get beat up, I've been beat up like what three times? Yeah. By Zaydrien, Zayden and Josiah and if y'all count that kick to the face a L, then it's four. I've beat up Josiah and Zayden just like they did me.
Avery: Boy, the kick to the face was ya biggest L. Hell yeah, we count that.
Josiah: This is true.
Zayden: I have gotten beat up by Jay and it's vice versa. He could fight but he a lazy fighter, if that make sense.
Xannny: Josiah and Zay If Aspen become pregnant now what would y'all do?
Josiah: Y'all just hurt my heart with this question.
Remy: This a good ass question though.
Zay: Man, this question just fucked me up.
Avery: Uncle Avery whooping ass!
Josiah: Aspen is 15 right now so if she got pregnant, I think I would be a little disappointed but what could I say? I got her mother pregnant at 16. It's nothing I can do but be there for her and show her support.
Zay: I'm still stuck, I mean I don't have that much say on anything but I'll still make sure she know I don't love her any less. I would never make her feel ashamed of herself for doing something natural.
Xannny: Memo?
Memo: I would be so disappointed, I know y'all like but you were pregnant at 16 but that's why I'm saying it. Nobody has it harder than teenage moms and although, I love Aspy and don't regret how she got here I do wish I waited. I would never want her to follow in my footsteps and make teenage pregnancy a tradition.
Xannnny: Well said but with that, please welcome Aspen!
Aspy: Hi.
Josiah: You not shy, don't even try it.
Aspy: You wanted me to come up here acting like Mulan? No thank you.
Mulan: Mulan will beat that ass.
Aspy: My mom, dad or teetee Remy wouldn't even let you lay a finger.
Mulan: Girl, fuck ya mom, ya dad and ya teetee Remy.
Remy: Y'all see why I don't like her right? I ain't say shit to ya Pinocchio looking ass.
Avery: I wanna be a real boy!
Mulan: You always dick eating damn, I know ya jaws tired.
Avery: Now, I'm bout to hop on ya ass. If you don't-
Memo: Really y'all? Not the time.
Ralph: She need a crackhead Avery ass whooping.
Remy: Searsly.
Xannny: Anyways, Aspen did you go on that date?
Aspen: Yes, I did but I left almost five minutes later. Boys are such a waste of time.
Xannny: So no one has your attention?
Aspy: I ain't say alllat now Xannny.
NeeNee: Ooop, go head Princess Aspy.
Josiah: I'll fuck him up.
Memo: Why you ain't say nothing? Who is it?
Aspy: Jamie.
Josiah: Your best friend Jamie?
Zay: That's the lil nigga who sound like Lil Bibby and claim he a rapper?
Mulan: Aspy gon be blowing his dice when they on the block.
*everyone laughs*
Remy: Ayo Mulan, go head yo!
Sky: I'm really rolling son!
Josiah: I'll beat his ass and hers.
Aspy: Just because he raps doesn't mean he's into the streets. He raps about his everyday struggle and everything he go through. His house was raided by the police and they killed his brother and shot his moms in the head right in front of him. I have to sometimes give him money just so he can eat dinner, his struggle is real and that's what he rap about.
Memo: Defend yo man!
Remy: Right! Promote yo man mixtape.
Josiah: I'll beat his and her ass.
Mulan: He a Soundcloud rapper?
Aspy: Most of his music is on Apple music but he do have a few songs on Soundcloud.
Zayyir: Tell me his name later, I'll check him out.
Zay: Niggas work with a few celebrities and think they talent scouts.
*everybody laughs*
Zayyir: When you work with legends such as P. Diddy, 112, Queen Latifa, Too $hort, Chris Brown and etc then you can make anybody famous.
NeeNee: Okay! He's very respected in this industry because he do it all. He produce, write, do features and more. Don't come for husband unless he send for you.
Mulan: Yeah Nee!!!
Xannny: Aspen, how does it feel being the youngest in your grade? Does it get overwhelming?
Aspen: It's annoying being the youngest because it seems as if I have to prove myself everyday. It is overwhelming but it was my choice to do this and I don't regret it not one bit.
Josiah: My baby making history y'all!
Aspy: Oh gosh.
Xannny: Thanks for coming out Aspen but she has to leave now because she has school tomorrow.
Aspen: See you guys.
Xannny: Please welcome the cast of Love on the Brain: Simone, Bhris, Navaeh, Sydney, Lew, Nate and Stunna. Unfortunately Sammy and Dice wasn't in state so they send their well wishes from tour.
Stunna: WHAT IT IS? WASSSSUPP?
Mulan: You couldn't even give it three seconds before ya annoying ass come yelling.
Stunna: Outta my face! Outta my face!
Simone: Come on kids, grow up now.
Avery: So Sim, I see the pudge. You pregnant or getting fat?
Remy: Avery!
Memo: That was rude as hell.
Nyasia: Sim, I'll dead punch him in his face for that if you want me too.
Ralph: Y'all sound mad, shut up.
Simone: Thanks for pointing that out, I am pregnant Avery.
Nate: This like her 7th child. This bitch always pregnant!
Stunna: Searsly, people be like Sim still pregnant? Nah, she had that baby, she pregnant again.
*everybody laughs*
Bhris: Get off my wife dick.
Avery: For real though Sim, how many kids do you have?
Bhris: We have five but baby number six is on the way.
Josiah: That could be us but you playing.
Memo: Imma continue to play too!
Xannny: Sim and Bhris who won y'all bet about y'all first born?
Sim: I did, of course. I knew our first born was going to be a boy and I was right.
Bhris: Yeah, yeah.
Xannny: How old are all y'all kids?
Sim: Well our first born, Akbar is 12 years old, Sadie is 10 years old, Auzora and Auzar are 7, and Zora is 4.
Xannny: Them names are so cute.
Avery: Thank you.
Mulan: Told y'all, if you on this stage Avery named ya child. Boy the GOAT.
Memo: You know the gender of this one?
Sim: A baby boy.
Xannny: Yes congrats Sim and Bhris.
Bhris: Thank y'all.
Xannny: So Sim, Syd and Vae what do y'all do? How many kids?
Sim: Well, I just explained my kids but I am therapist but only for people 22 and under. As everyone know I use to cut myself and felt as if I had no one, even though I had people. Bhris and Lew were the ones to make me realize what I have and I want to be that one person other people have.
Sydney: I am married, to who? D'Angelo of course.
Lew: But what you had to say my real name for? They know who the fuck Lew is.
Mulan: Another Soundcloud rapper line, we don't know you!
*everyone laughs*
Sydney: Anyways, married with two kids. Brandon is 8 years old and Annalise is 4, I work for the FBI as a profiler. I'm happily married, own my own house, kids are healthy and happy and my pay is great so yeah. I'm living the life.
Vae: I have one child, Ayaad is 13 years old. Married to Dice and I'm an world famous chef. I have a total of 30 restaurants located in 26 states, I make a thousand per second so as Sydney said. Happily married, healthy and happy kids, own everything I have and my pay is fantastic. Life is what you make it so live a great one.
Memo: Nah, let's stay on them for a minute. Do y'all see the growth and prosperity oozing out of them? They been through a lot and for them to all be happy is a breath of fresh air. I'm so proud of my Godsisters and Sydney.
Sim: Aw, stoppp.
Stunna: Y'all got her ugly ass crying.
Lew: So damn ugly!
Bhris: Shit will never get old.
Xannny: Stunna, Nate any kids? Married?
Stunna: I have a boy, little nigga bad as fuck.
Bhris: Bad ain't the fucking word.
Stunna: He 10 but that's my young boul. I'm not with his mother but how y'all gon forget Memo my wife? Mem&Stun!
Memo: Tell em baby!
Xannny: Nate, kids? Married?
Nate: I fuck bitches.
Remy: Ayo!
*everyone laughs*
Xannny: So imma assume that's a no to both.
Nate: Your assumption is right unless you tryna be my baby mama girl.
Zayden: Nah, she gon be my first baby mama.
Xannny: I got enough eggs to be both of y'all first.
Mulan: She kills me.
Xannny: Okay time is almost up so let's bring out the OGs! The reason everyone is here, please welcome the Antidote cast! Alyssa, JC, Mace, JJ, Alli, Aubree, Olivia, Ahjaya, Kai, Iyan, Ace and Ike!
JJ: Gang gang!
Mace: Get ya guns up, get ya funds up. You on that opp shit, get mop stick bitch!
Ahjaya: Hey y'alllll
Alyssa: Wassup?
JC: How y'all bomming?
Kai: Xannny, you still the host? You better be getting paid.
Xannny: Girl, I should be getting paid.
Iyan: we got you.
Xannny: My nigga but first question, Iyan when we getting married?
Kailani: What's that Mariyahlnn song? Never bitch, never bitch! Never ever ever bitch!
Iyan: My queen has spoken.
Xannny: Alyssa would you be mad if I stole ya man?
Lys: My husband haven't been snatched from me yet and it's been what?
JC: 42 years.
Iyan: Damn, that make us seem old as fuck.
Jaylen: Y'all are old with ya nasty funky old asses.
Iyan: Lys, I never liked yo son.
JC: I don't like his ass either, been told her to put his mistake ass up for adoption.
Lys: I told you to stop fucking calling my son a mistake.
Mace: He just calling it how it is.
Xannny: Mace, did you win Mayor?
Mace: Yup, currently looking at ya senator. I'm going for President next, who voting for me?
Ahjaya: Nobodyyy!
Xannny: Heyy y'all, it's KG up in here, I just got one question for Aubree, where you be coming up with these ideas sis cause i need to borrow a few?
Aubree: I honestly don't know, I just be thinking of shit and test it out on him. I haven't killed him yet so I'm succeeding. You need any ideas? Y'all could text my phone 404-
Lys: Do not give out ya number idiot.
Aubree: Just DM me girl.
Xannny: Aubree did you tell Ace about you cheating?
Kai: So what if she didn't and you asked this question? Dry snitching ass.
Ahjaya: Facts, we would of had to jump the shit out of Ace.
Alli: Again.
Olivia: Damn, I think we jumped all of our men.
Lys: Especially Mace, Ace and JJ.
Aubree: But I did tell him, he was mad for a few days but what was he gonna do? He can't beat me.
Ace: You really think so? Lys got a boxing ring at her shit, wassup?
Memo: Oh yeah! Ma, we need the boxing ring too, tomorrow around three.
Lys: I like how y'all just inviting y'all selves.
Xannny: Lys, can any of the girls beat you?
Lys: Yeah, I believe all of them could beat me. We be having our days where we just fight because they all annoying as fuck. Ahjaya and Kai just fought yesterday.
Kai: Whooped that ass, by the way.
Jaya: Because I slipped, we could step in that ring and imma whoop ya ass.
Lys: So yeah, they all have the potential to beat me but I think Aubree is the only one that would do me dirty.
Jaya: Seriously.
Alli: Agreed.
Ace: Aubree mother used to force her to fight for money so she been fighting since she was five. When we fight, I fight her like she a nigga cause she hit too hard for one.
Aubree: Y'all wanna know why I'm so crazy, it's because my mother. She raised me to kill people and hurt people with my hands. I once snatched someone heart out their body while they were alive, nothing scares me.
Ace: And she so serious.
Xannny: Okay, um. wow.
Iyan: Aubree done scared everybody and shit with ya psycho ass.
Alli: For real, I didn't know that. Just creeped me the fuck out.
Xannny: Last and final question is for everyone who wants to participate. Say a secret you never told anyone.
Memo: The reason I hid my pregnancy so long was because I had sex with Ralph after Josiah and I broke up so I wasn't sure who I was pregnant by.
Ralph: Whoop, there it is.
Remy: Oh shit!
Mulan: Bitch, why you never said nothing?
Avery: I did not see that coming.
Mulan: I had sex with LaMarcus Aldridge after I got his number.
Avery: I fucked Journee.
Remy: Ralph ate my ass.
Nyasia: When I cheated on Avery, I got Chlamydia.
Lys: I just wanna know how many of y'all fucked Ralph since it seem like he getting passed around.
Ralph: I was their personal hoe, I loved it. I wanted them to run a train but they wasn't down with it.
Jaya: So who fucked him?
Avery: All of em.
JJ: All of em as in?
Memo: Me.
Remy: See what happened was.
Nyasia: Guilty.
Mulan: First of all, he was my boyfriend at the time.
NeeNee: That boy is talented.
Sky: Best dick of my life.
Jaylen: That's really sad as fuck. Who fucked him first?
Ralph: I gave Remy head first cause she wouldn't let me take her virginity-
Remy: Where the fuck was that fitting? I don't even see how Skylee let you take her virginity.
Sky: Papa ain't raise no pussies!
Lys: No he didn't!!!
Josh: Wait, you said you gave Remy head first? So you gave all of em head?
NeeNee: Y'all must ain't heard me the first time, the boy is talented!
Xannny: Okay, so who you fucked first?
Ralph: Fucked Memo first, then Nyasia, then Mulan, then NeeNee then Remy, Mulan again lastly Sky.
Sky: I'm the last female he gon ever fuck again, by the way.
Ace: I almost forgot ya age and was about to get my belt.
Iyan: Dead ass.
JC: Who y'all telling? Memo was bout to get her first ass whooping.
JJ: So glad I ain't got no girls.
Xannny: Okay this was the reunion part two of Remedy. We had the cast of Antidote, Prescription, Love on the Brain and Remedy showing love and answering any questions y'all might have had.
Ike: Speaking as an OG, I love y'all. Thanks for sticking with us all these years.
Xannny: Searsly, it's been a roller coaster with y'all. Thank y'all for everything because without y'all they would be just characters but now they're characters with meaning. I love y'all, they love y'all and we'll always be here. Thanks for tuning in-
Kai: Wait.
Lys: As everyone know I am a major daddys girl, Tac is my hero, the first man I ever loved, the first person I laid eyes on. I just wanna ask for a moment of silence for my first love. I um- love you Tac. Keep resting up, old man. It's been four months and I'm miserable, I miss you like hell but we'll see each other again.
JC: It's okay baby.
Remy: You put up one hell of a fight with Lupus and we're all so proud of you.
Memo: Things will never be the same, you unforgettable.
Mulan: You're our hero. We love you papa, forever and always!
Xannny: Moment of silence please.
*everyone puts their head down and wipe their tears*
Ike: What didn't Tac raise?
Everyone: PUSSIES!
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Y'all it's 2:46 and I'm in my room crying I'm really so sad this is ending but not all things last forever. Imma just end it on a positive note because it has been a ride.
RIP OG, Tac we love you.
Excuse any mistakes.
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