Ivory Whitaker | Memo😎

"Oh my God." I said looking at the box.

"What?" 

"Please tell me I need glasses." I said handing him the box.

"What am I looking- Oh my damn." 

"So I'm reading wrong right?"

"Um Memo-"

"RIGHT?" 

"Sadly, no." He sighed and I felt my eyes water.

"I don't know what to say but do you want to eat? Food makes me feel better." He shrugged.

"No I don't- Ooh can we go get some brownies?" I asked all of sudden feeling hungry.

"Yeah we can splurge in Walmart and come back and pig it out." 

"I guess that'll make me feel better. I'll tell my father I'm staying a night." 

For some reason my father and uncles really like Zay, they be talking to him like that's their friend. It surprised me because they never like nobody, they barely like Jaylen.

"Ask him are we still going to that- never mind, I'll text him myself."

"Why do you have my father number?" 

"I have all you uncle numbers too."

"Whyyyyy?" I dragged out.

"They funny as hell, especially your uncle Mace. Y'all sure he graduated highschool cause he kind of..." He trailed off.

"Stupid as hell." I finished his sentence.

"No really. The other day he asked me do fish get thirsty."

"No he didn't, Mace isn't that stupid." I laughed.

"Than your uncle JJ gon ask can blind people see their dreams. I had to rethink my whole life."

"I told you when you first met them they are the stupidest people in our family besides my uncle Ace, he part stupid too." 

"Aight c'mon so we don't have to come back late." He grabbed my hand as we walked out the house. 

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"Why do you have so many bags?"

"So I don't have to make two trips duh." He had all the bags on both of his arms and I had the pizza carrying two bags.

"That's everything?" 

"Yeah, go unlock the door." I did as told then went to put the pizza on the table. 

"I don't like to eat in my room so we can set up the movie in here." He said walking towards the living room. 

"Imma go get plates and cups." Right when I said that Mulan FaceTime'd me. "What?"

"I heard your spending a night, so bitch you better not be being grown."

"Mulan, I'm older than you and smarter. I have one mother, I don't need two." I sounded meaner than I intended too.

"Who you talking to? Turn on your location. Imma come fuck you up." 

"Bihhhh." I laughed.

"For real what's wrong?" 

"I can't tell you yet."

"Why not?"

"Because I don't know for sure or not."

"You pregnant?!" She basically yelled.

"Bitch shut up."

"Oh my God, Memo I'm going to beat your fucking ass. You never heard of condoms?" 

"Josiah and I used condoms every time, that's why I'm confused."

"I expected Remy to be pregnant first, damn. I'm lost for words."

"For real but what you call for?" I asked sitting the phone against the counter so I could find some plates or cups.

"Nothing, you know I y'all when Jaylen annoying me and I need someone to talk to." 

"Bitch fuck you." I laughed.

"Uh Memo it's somebody behind you."

"You're not funny, don't do that you know I get scared easily." I continued looking for plates.

"Now it's three of them. Memo turn around." Mulan said.

"Whatever Mulan I know as soon as I turn around you gon yell dickkk." She laughed.

"If you say so."

"Oh I finally found the plates- OH MY GOD!" I yelled dropping the plate making it break.

"I told you bitch, it's three Calvin Klein models behind you and shit." Mulan said.

"Why you scream?" Zay asked. I pointed to the door and they all started laughing. "Y'all some assholes." 

"You ain't say you have company." One of them said. 

"I texted Zayden, nigga ain't reply." Zay said cleaning up the glass.

"Oh shit you did." Another one said.

"You should've known not to text him, that nigga don't answer his phone." The last one said.

"Memo these idiots are my brothers."

"I thought you said you have two brothers?" 

"I have two and a half." 

"Why you put it like that?" The dreadhead asked laughing showing his white ass teeth. 

I wonder who's his dentist.

"Anyways, he my half brother. Same father different mother." Zay said.

"Alright well I'm Zayyir." He had dreads coming down towards his back, big pink lips, he was caramel with a goatee and his eyes was grey.

"I'm Zayden." The brownskin one said. He was shirtless with tattoos on his arms and chest and his body was everything. He had braces and his jaw line was so fucking strong. I had to restrain myself from looking at his V-line.

"And I'm the half brother, Zaydrien." The light skin one said. He was lighter than all of them and he was also shirtless. He had two full sleeve tatts and his chest. He had a beard and this nigga just looked good.

"Nice to meet you." They all said at the same time, that sent chills up my body.

"Bitch you felt that too right?" Mulan said. I forgot all about her.

"Bye Mulan." I laughed

"Wait give the one with blue braces my number." She yelled making Zay laugh.

"Mulan he's 20."

"Bitch I got 50 year olds trying to be my sugar daddy." They all started laughing.

"Alright, I'll get his number Mulan." I lied.

"You lying, I see it in your face. I'll get it myself. Excuse me sir?" She asked and I hung up on her.

"I'm sorry for her." I laughed.

"What's your name?" Zayyir asked.

"I'm Ivory." I said.

"This the one that got me a job with her uncles." Zay said making me look at him then his brothers.

Who are their parents? God? 

"Oh thank you for that by the way, we appreciate you looking out for our brother." Zayden said.

"It's no problem." I smiled.

"Nah we gotta give her the group initiation if she going be hanging with bro." Zaydrien smirked.

"Huh?" 

"Nothing. It's her first day meeting y'all at least wait until she know y'all enough to do the initiation." Zay said.

"Bryson had to get the initiation, so did the other two." Zayyir said.

"Alright but don't be too rough on her." Zay warned.

"Alright get the blender." 

"Huh?" I asked again following Zay, confused on what they about to do.

"Basically you have to be initiated in but since you know y'know." He motioned towards my stomach. "Imma make them take it easy on you so basically you just have drink whatever they mix up in the blender."

"What if it's nasty?" 

"Okay?" He gave me that Waka face making me glare at him.

"We ready!!" One of them sang.

"Um can you tell me what this is?" I asked holding the cup filled all the way up to the top.

"No we'll tell you afterwards." Zaydrien said,

"Wait before you drink that, are you allergic to anything?"  Zayyir asked.

"No."

"Alright good, drink away." Zayden said.

"Memo just drink it all without stopping, you'll barely taste it." Zay advised, he obviously did this before.

"Chug, chug, chug, chug." They chanted banging on the counters. I took a deep breath and than put my mouth to the cup and started drinking it.

"You almost done, don't give up." Zay encouraged once I stopped. This was nasty as hell.

"Annnnnd she finished." Zaydrien said. "You're now one of us." He smirked.

"Y'all know for y'all to be in y'all twenty's y'all are all very childish?" I asked.

"We get that a lot." Zayden shrugged.

"Ew this stinks, what was it?" Zay asked as they all started laughing.

"3 eggs, milk, water, sugar, strawberries, blueberries, bread, ice." Zayyir started.

"Hotsauce, sour cream, cream cheese, cake." Zadrien continued to name stuff.

"Orange juice, lemon juice, apple juice and mustard." That made my stomach turn and I dashed to the bathroom emptying my stomach.

"You good?" Zay asked. I held my hand up letting him know I wasn't done, he rubbed my back than left out. Once I was down I flushed the toilet and sat up on the tub.

"Drink this." Zayyir said handing me water. "You good?" 

"Yeah, that was nasty as hell." I shook my head.

"Well at least your one of us now." He smirked helping me up. 

"Awesome." I said noticing how rude I sounded. "I'm sorry."

"It's okay, Harley mom use to snap on me all the time when she was pregnant." He said making me stop walking.

"What?"

"I heard your conversation on FaceTime and I see your stomach poking through your uniform shirt. So am I right?" 

"Sadly." 

"It shouldn't be sadly, there's nothing wrong with having a baby. Although your young a baby isn't a curse, sometimes it's the best thing that can happen to someone. Yeah you should have waited but I respect you for taking responsibility, some girls my age would be making an appointment right now."

"Thank you." I said.

"No problem you one of us now, can't be having my pup sad." He laughed. 

"You do know this isn't Zay baby right?" He nodded.

"Yeah, I figured because his bitch ass would of freaked out the minute you told him and told us. Even though that's not Zay baby, he'll be there for you because he got love for you. If he didn't you wouldn't have met Bryson or damn sure met us. We just met you today but we'll be there for you too because once again your my new pup and you just met my brother and already changing his life, you a real one." 

For some reason that made me cry, I wiped my eyes before he can notice but he already did and he pulled me into him.

"What you do nigga?" Zay asked mugging Zayyir.

"He didn't do nothing." I said.

"So why you crying?" 

"Because I figured my pup out." Zayyir said before walking away.

"What's wrong?" Zay asked pulling me into his room.

"He knows I'm pregnant." 

"He said something mean to you? Hold on." He got off the bed and went to the door.

"No Zay he didn't, sit down." He looked at me for a second then sat down. "He was telling me he'll be there and whatnot." 

"So why you crying?"

"I don't know." 

"Them pregnancy hormones." He laughed.

"But you do know you don't have to deal with my baby or me right? I wouldn't expect you to care for him or her, it's not your responsibility." 

"What type of man would I be if I stopped fucking with a female because she's having another boy baby? That's a little boy move. I didn't know you then so why would I hold it against you? As for your baby, he or she is apart of you and I'll love them and help you because I want to." He grabbed my hand making my heart flutter.

"Thank you." I said holding my head down and he grabbed my chin.

"Hold your head up princess, your tiara falling." 

"You really is just like Uncle Iyan twin with y'all corn ball asses." I laughed.

"That nigga doing big things, I don't mind being like him in the future."

"Shut up but thank you though Kitty. You a real one." 

"Anything for you boo." He kissed my forehead.

Remy King | Rem😛

"Wait why are you calling me again?" I asked Mulan.

"Bitch because I'm beefing with Jaylen and y'all know I only fuck with y'all bitches when we beefing."

"Bitch get off my phone. You didn't even make a FaceTime appointment."

"Bitch bye, I'm calling Nyasia. I hate you and Memo."

"Hate your ugly ass too." I hung up.

"You always cursing watch your mouth." My mother said coming in the living room.

"That's a hypocrite move." I said looking at her.

"You got a smart ass mouth with your ugly ass." 

"Who ugly? I look like you." I said looking at her blankly.

"No you look like your ugly ass father with his ugly stupid dirty bum ass." 

"Damn Ahjaya, back at it again with being mad at daddy." 

"He don't even claim you." She laughed.

"That's not funny." 

"Wasn't meant to be." She sat down.

"Where is he?" 

"Being a stupid ass child." 

"You talking shit?" Daddy peeked his head in the living room making me laugh.

"Isaac get your ashy ass out my face." 

"Watch your mouth with your stupid ass."

"You can't tell her to watch her mouth then you curse." Jordan said sitting next to me.

"Shut the hell up, you stupid too bitch." Daddy said.

"Well I'll be damned." I laughed.

"Why they arguing?" Jordan asked me.

"I don't know they just got here."

"Why y'all arguing?" Jordan asked.

"Because she so retarded we at the-"

"No I wanna fucking tell the story cause you like to lie." Ma jumped in.

"Go head ma." Jordan laughed.

"We in Walmart and I told him to go get me some pads while I get shampoo and shit. So he yells from the other aisle like 'Ahjaya you want super absorb or regular? You should get super tho cause you know last time blood was on the covers.'" 

"Nooo." Me and Jordan laughed.

"Why would you do that?" I asked still laughing.

"Cause it's true, all she had to do was answer but she was making a big ass deal. Finish the story." Dad said.

"Alright so I go to the condom section and ask him do he want the lifestyle condoms cause he couldn't fit into the magnums last time." 

"Which was a lie but continue."

"That's nasty, I don't even wanna hear the rest of the story." I said getting up.

Why would they think this story was okay telling their 16 year old daughter and 18 year old son? Nobody wants to know about their sex life.

"Wait let her finish," Daddy said.

"So he goes get the bareskin Trojan extra large and some girl goes up to him and started making conversation and I came in the aisle and she tried to change her tone and shit." 

"Tell me you didn't hit that lady." Jordan said.

"You know she did, always being the extra person she is." Daddy said.

"How bad did you hit her?"

"She hit her with a fucking bottle of Shampoo then gon buy the shampoo with the blood on it and gon say 'This should remind you not to fucking talk to no other bitches.'"

"Why are y'all still married?" I asked laughing. I always wondered this, they been married for over 13 years and they literally argue over anything.

The other day they actually fist fought because they wanted to watch different Netflix movies, Jordan and I had to break it up when she started pulling out her razor that she hides under her tongue.

"Y'all are my goals." Jordan laughed. "Pops was just cheating on you yesterday and than came to lay up with you. I hope my girl don't care like you don't."

"He was doing what?! Oh word?!" She yelled.

"Jordan stop fucking playing, you know she fucking crazy, tell her you playing." Daddy said.

"Nah nigga watch this." She ran to him and he started running for his life.

"Wasn't daddy in bed all last night?"

"Yep."

"Why you always getting them started?" I laughed.

"He called me stupid." He laughed.

"Get you ass here now!" I heard Ma yell in her deep voice and I started rolling.

"Jordan Imma fucking kill you." Daddy yelled hopping over the couch going in the kitchen.

"You gon already be fucking dead." She tried to jump over the couch like daddy did but tripped and fell making her hit the table. 

"Oh my God." Tears was coming out of my eyes.

"I started recording at the right time." Jordan said between laughs.

"Hate y'all in this fucking house." Ma said getting up. 

"Wait she fucking rolled, you gotta see the video." Jordan said to pops.

"No fucking way." He bent over laughing playing it over and over. The more he played it the funnier it got.

My family so fucking stupid.
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Boring chapter but it's because I'm doing a time jump next chapter.

Son so my boyfriend and I was walking out of McDonalds and I had a penny an dime in my hand but I threw it on the ground cause I don't like to carry change so a boy picked it up and was like "You should always keep coins on you, sometimes it could mean goodluck." 

My stupid ass boyfriend going to say "She was lucky the day she stole my color pencils in second grade, she don't need no more goodluck my boy. She good." 

I looked at his crazy ass and started rolling. It was so funny because he was so serious💀💀💀💀💀💀

Y'all would think I'm the crazy and childish one in our relationship but I swear it's him, He's so immature and like starting with people.

Excuse any mistakes😊