Mulan Dawson | Mu💚

"Ma what would you do if I fell into a gorilla pit?" I asked recording her for Instagram.

"You wouldn't because I would be watching your ass like a hawk." She never looked up from her phone.

"But just say if I did."

"Then shit you the gorilla daughter now." I started laughing.

"You really serious?"

"You act like a wild ass animal anyway, you'll feel right at home."

"You wouldn't miss me? I'm your only child."

"My tubes are not tide and your daddy soldiers still march. We have everything we need to make another one of you." Tears was coming out my eyes laughing, she was fucking hilarious.

"I am truly hurt."

"We'll visit you every week."

"Bye mother."

"Bye then bitch dafuq." She started laughing, I ended the video putting it on Instagram.

"Kai you are not young." I glared at her.

"I'll fuck your father tho."

"And she do it well too." Daddy said coming in kitchen as I scrunched my face up. 

"Y'all are disgusting, you should not be talking to your child like this."

"Girl bye you know how you got here."

"And I don't need to be reminded."

"Mulan who you talking to?" Ma asked.

"Kailani who you talking to?"

"Iyan who you talking to?" Daddy asked as we both looked at him. "I felt left out."

"Y'all are so lame I swear." I laughed. 

"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you your dirty ass boyfriend at the door." Daddy said.

"So why didn't you let him in?" I looked at him like he was dumb.

"Cause I don't like Jaylen dirty ass." He said.

"What he do to you? And you know he not dirty."

"He's mad cause I whooped that ass in 2k and Call of duty." Jaylen walked in the kitchen.

"I let you win bitch." Daddy glared at him.

"Yeah whatever old man." He went in the refrigerator pulling out different stuff to make a burger. "You want one?"

"No, I'm good." I answered.

"Mulan I swear to God I'm not sharing with you."

"Alright I just said I didn't want one right?" I rolled my eyes.

"For one, your attitude is just nasty. For two, who the hell told you to dig in my refrigerator? Your house is across the street." Ma said.

"I get my attitude from you." I rolled my eyes once again.

"Roll em again and see if you ever see straight again." She warned walking out the kitchen.

"Roll em again and see if you ever see straight again." I mocked her doing that Cardi B face making daddy and Jaylen laugh.

"You better stop playing with her, you know she hear everything." Daddy said looking back for her.

"Whatever. Daddy can you pass me a napkin?" I asked. Jaylen and Daddy both reached for it and my face got hot until I started rolling.

"Oh you meant that daddy." Jaylen backed up laughing.

"Yeah aight little nigga keep playing." He passed me the napkin than walked out and I hit Jaylen in his shoulder while he kept laughing.

"You are so immature." I smiled.

"You saw his face though? Yayo ugly ass." He said laughing.

"Yeah whatever but I really can't fuck with you." I mugged him.

"What you talm bout?" He scrunched his face up.

"Cause you for everybody, you out here loving everything and shit, loverboy."

"I ain't love nothing, what you talm bout? I love you." He reached for my hand and I snatched it back.

"So why I go on facebook and I see you loving all these bitches pictures? What they got your dick hard or something?"

"Facebook is really your life, you know that?" He said catching an attitude.

"Yup and loving shit is really your life nigga!" I yelled.

"You tryna start an argument and I'm not tryna hear that right now man."

"Yeah you tryna hear that bitch that you love."

"How I love her?"

"You tell me, how you really love a picture? What you jerked off to that shit? You fucked the picture raw or some shit?"

"You real life tripping, not bout to entertain your stupid ass."

"You really ain't shit, stupid ass fuck boy." I wasn't even mad, I just like seeing him get mad.

"Aight whatever Mu, hit me up when you off your shit." He put back on his jacket.

"Yeah, leave me just like my father use to." I rolled my eyes.

"You so fucking annoying dog, bye." He walked out the kitchen as I followed him.

"You leaving? I'm coming too." I got my jacket, he looked back and put both hands on top of his head walking in a circle.

"You want some head? That's why you tripping?"

"Actually I do." I shrugged.

"Alright, I got you later." He walked back in the kitchen as I smiled.

"You fine as fuck when you mad." I ran my hands over his waves.

"You like doing that shit but tell me why this girl in my DM was pressed as fuck. She was all like I could take you from your girl and allat." We gave each other a look then both started laughing.

"Girl's be so bold, who is she?" I asked.

"Why? So you could say something to her and y'all plan to fight? Nah you know I don't like you fighting over me."

"Why not?"

"You never suppose to fight over a nigga."

"Shitt who told you that lie? I'll mortal combat stomp a hoe over my nigga." My mother said jumping in our conversation.

"While I'm right behind her yelling 'FINISH HER!'" My father said as they started laughing.

"Y'all never minding y'all business." Jaylen said before I could.

"And y'all never got money with y'all broke asses." Daddy said.

"I ain't gon discuss this with your hash slinging slasher looking ass." I said.

"You wanna talk about mothers!" Ma said putting her hand on her nose as they both circled around each other like they did in white chicks.

"Y'all are really lame." I laughed.

"We out tho, Jaylen if you here by time we come back Imma rob your punk ass." Daddy said as he walked out the kitchen.

"Your father stay jocking my Jay Z" I scrunched my face up.

"Ew Alyssa say that stupid shit." Ma said grabbing her keys off the counter and leaving out.

"So about that head?"

Remy King | Rem💛

"You still not talking to Josiah?" I asked Memo as we sat in the family game room.

"No, he's so extra." She rolled her eyes.

"This why I don't do relationships, I'll fuck around and kill my nigga."

"Don't you get lonely sometimes like don't you want a nigga to call your own?"

"No because in this generation they don't know what love means, I'll rather stay single and stable than in a relationship and broken." I shrugged.

"But how will you know who down for you if you don't give them a chance?"

"I am giving somebody a chance." I smirked.

"Omg!! Who?" She smiled big and wide.

"I'll let you know when the time is right." We started hearing loud ass voices.

"I guess Avery and them bout to come in here." She rolled her eyes.

"Be petty when he come in here." I smiled.

"What should I do?"

"I don't know something that'll make me laugh, I need entertainment." She nodded then got on her phone playing Kehlani x Niggas skipping to a certain part and once the door open she started singing out loud.

"Niggas gon always be niggas. Can't afford to give my heart to these niggas, ain't got time to lose my mind to these niggas. I'm not yours, never was" She sung loudly as I started laughing.

"Really?" Avery asked, she ignored him and kept singing.

"I'd be mad if I stayed true, it ain't in me to play you. If I took you down, yeah you can't talk shit cause I fed you. You was lost and I led you-"

"Ivory oh my god shut the fuck up!!" Shawn cut her off but she started singing even louder as I recorded her.

"Thought you was the one but you acting like one of these niggas! NIGGAS GON BE NIGGAS!" She yelled the last part as I kept recording.

"Best friend you so petty." Joshua said laughing

"And immature as fuck." Josiah glared at her.

"For real? Damn that kinda hurts." She said shaking her head.

"Come talk to me." Josiah said.

"Gimme three reasons why." She smirked.

Oooh I like this petty side of Memo.

"One, I'll fuck you up. Two, I'm bout to fuck you up. Three, refer to one and two."

"Don't seem like good enough reasons to me." She shrugged as he started walking towards her.

"Run bitch run! He gon kill you!" Shawn said. Memo stupid ass put on her shades and folded her hands on lap looking forward. I started rolling.

"Wait I gotta take a picture of this." Shawn said laughing taking pictures.

"Your going to break my nigga snatchers." Memo said as Siah put her over his shoulder and walking out the room.

"Wassup Rem?" Joshua said sitting next to me. I looked up from my phone then looked back down.

"Wassup Josh?"

"Why you ain't hit me back up after our date?" He asked.

"I was busy."

"You not now."

"You right, you want my full attention?" I asked.

"Yeah."

"Alright then you got it." I put my phone down.

"Why you tryna play me?"

"How?"

"You see I'm showing interest which I don't do with a lot of females but you avoiding a nigga and shit like tell me wassup? The date was that bad?"

"You took me to Chuck E. Cheese." I said laughing.

"Why you ain't tell me you wanted to leave?"

"I didn't want to, Chuck E. Cheese pizza lit as hell and I was beating them little kids ass in them games. It's probably one of the best dates I been on."

"Then what's the problem?"

"The problem is you make me feel a certain way, I be waiting forward to your messages and shit. Being vulnerable is the fastest way you allow someone to hurt you. Niggas don't be caring, they'll hurt the girl who go harder than his own niggas because he can't commit."

"Exactly niggas, Imma grown ass man fuck I wanna play you for? You don't even hear about me out here like that. I don't fuck these nasty ass broads, I'm telling you just gimme a chance."

"And if you play me?"

"I'm not."

"But if you do?"

"If I play you, I will quit basketball. Forever."

"You don't even know me like that but you'll quit basketball? Nah I'm not believing it."

"Exactly that's why I'm tryna build with you Rem but you'll lose a real man because you use to these fuck niggas." He got up and started playing the game with Shawn leaving me in my thoughts.

Ivory Whitaker | Memo💜

"Can you put me down now?" I asked, my stomach was starting to hurt.

"Once we get where we going." He led us to the backyard.

"Really the backyard?" I said as he still was walking and he ignored me. I gripped his butt since we're being childish.

"Stop with that gay shit." He said pinching me.

"So put me down damn!"

"You wanna get down?"

"Duh!"

"Alright." He said flipping me over then he threw me in the air as I yelled then I hit the water. I went under gasping for air.

"I can't- I can't swim!" I yelled going down.

"Oh shit, my bad Ivory!" I felt him jump in the pool and he grabbed me.

As soon as he grabbed me I pushed his head under water and held it down but then he grabbed me by my legs and dragged me underneath with him and I opened my eyes seeing him look at me and I laughed and started splashing him.

"You a liar." He said when we came up for air.

"Why would you throw me in here? What if I get sick?"

"You said to let you down and we'll get sick together." He kissed me.

"Ew I don't want your germs." I said laughing.

"You still mad at me Mem?"

"I was but it's no point of being mad at you. It was a party and just a dance."

"So why you was ignoring me?"

"I wanted you to kiss my ass." I laughed.

"I ain't gon chase you no more." He said smiling. I splashed him then swam away as he chased after me.

"Look what you doing." I stated.

"What you mean?"

"You still chasing me." I laughed.

"Okay you cornball." He laughed.

"Can we go watch the walking the dead?"

"Yeah, I need to see if Rick whoop Shane ass." 

"And you didn't like it." I scoffed laughing.

"Whatever."
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Boring chapter I know, just a little something before the drama start.

But seriously y'all don't watch the walking dead? That show clutch as fuck.

Lemme tell y'all I was on FaceTime with Avery (Calling him that cause he not my boyfriend right now) and his fat ugly ass father gon come in the camera talm bout "That's that girl you bought over last week? Tell Niyah I said hey"

So I was like "I'm not gon argue with you, you can't even see your toes." Avery tried to hold in his laugh but he couldn't and so couldn't his brother so they started rolling.

He gon say "It's a good thing you pretty, you could find a rich husband since you don't got shit going on for yourself."

So I was like "It's a good thing my brothers know how to fight since imma get your hey hey hey it's me fat Albert looking ass fucked up." He just walked out the room.

I really don't like him, I can't wait to my brothers bitch him but anyways did y'all see this video? ⬇

https://youtu.be/5BueheNDC9E

It's so fucking cute and funny💀💀💀💀💀💀 she was getting it.

Excuse any mistakes tho😇