honestly tho, why am I doing this. it's every day bro !! lmao do i ever give up at night. nope hoe, still here running laps round you in flip flops about to beat your ass with them. so this is dedicated to another one of my fav hoes, my twin. literally we twin, she actually kinda looks like me honestly. i swear leilani, you make me question life itself with your whatever-ness but i still love you smh. give it up for tylerwearsheelys who can probably be found running laps around you in flip flops with me !!

      this hoe literally is my twin. honestly. i announce that i'm pregnant, this person says "guess what i'm pregnant too!" i ask when are you due "april 2018" i shook my head because that's when i was due. i asked twins or not because i was once having twins "twins" i announce i am sadly engaged to my boyfriend "guess what, i'm engaged too!" we're literally born four months apart on the same day. me was born on august first, her december first. honestly there's so much in common to list I literally am scratching my non existent hair. #baldsquad but who cares it'll grow back eventually.

so this bitch dropped a message on my message board i think back in mau and was like "hi bitch i'm leilani" and so i respond because i'm hella nice with "like khelani?" and she was like "what the fuck is that?" keyword, what. i'm like "only the most legendary singer ever except for a few." so we kept on talking and then eventually became besties yo and i don't regret a second of this shiet !! i prolly would've met this hoe but prolly not in that way.

      honestly, chance is a lucky hoe to have you. honestly. you are beautiful and funny and so amazing honestly. if that castrated hoe didn't snag you i would've taken you myself, but as for benji i have him so it prolly wouldn't work. but seriously we should just end the engagements then they should date each other (i still high key ship #chanji) and we date each other (#remlie). gang gang am i right? please i wrote a book on how a man should treat a girl but i shall not publish it until a few months later. tell him to square up as a fellow leo, we gon settle this the right way featuring mia yelling out the rules !! skrt skrt get out you flOP.

      we twin so hard honestly. if i wasn't trapped in cypress right now i'd be flying to los angeles right now to surprise you. i kinda wanna meet my twin. but don't worry, i should be in california in probably february for benji's twenty first birthday (he's old as fuck) so watch out for this hoe.

      if i could go back to the day we met i probably should've stayed in bed. just joking. honestly you confuse me by always changing your fucking username and in my mind i'm like "fucking username shit. why is she always changing it!" and then it's hella confusing and remmi is always hella confused. literally it was a new username every day yo. i'm not even exaggerating it was literally. i should've screenshotted your vintagemagnolia days and compared it to your tylerwearsheelys days. that was a major glowup ! even better than eighth grade remmi compared to senior remmi. even mia the stupidest winters of them all (ok she has a 4.3 gpa never mind) glowed up harder.

one of my favorite memories with you is physics. so i was like "PHYSICS IS LIT!" and so she was like smh. later while i was lowkey lurking, i see "SHUT UP REMMI, PHYSICS IS SHIT" in her bio and i am like "SHUT UP LEILEI, PHYSICS IS LIT. SHUT UP REMMI, PHYSICS IS SHIT!" i was actually kind of working on the song during class today but the teacher caught me and so she was like "go up to the podium and start reading"

so i turn red and skrt towards the podium and am like "AND I SAID "SHUT UP LEILEI PHYSICS IS LIT!" AND SHE'S LIKE "SHUT UP REMMI PHYSICS IS SHIT. AND I'M LIKE "YOU'RE ON CRACK!" SHE BE LIKE "HOP ON THE TRACK!" I'M LIKE "BRUH YOU STUPID PUTA!" SHE SAYS "STOP WITH THIS ARGUMENTA" and then everyone in the classroom is on the floor dying of laughter even the teacher. she's like "remmi, whoever this leilei girl is tell her that she should start roasting you more because you just got yourself an a+ again in the class." honestly they were asking for more but unfortunately i didn't finish it so i am yet to finish it.

i'm thinking of calling it the remleilei song. lmao i'm dumb. like everyone was snapchatting it and dying with laughter. low key. we spent the rest of english making up songs that had to deal with conversations between me and other people. this is why i say school is lit but leilani is like "school is shit. suck it" and i'm like "ya, because your school is dry as fuck!" and she'd say something like "get off you cunt!" lmao i got a new song idea.

keep in mind this is an all girls private school that i'm talking about and it's this lit. tell your school to not be sleep.

thank you for also getting me hooked on terror junior, because i have always been a fan since i saw the glosses commercial but never paid much attention until you kept screaming the lyrics to terrible and were like "remmi, bless your ears and play the whole bop city two ; terrorising album!" so i roll my eyes and press play. honestly caramel was a bop !! it won't stop playing in our car. thank you for everything leilei! love you a lot honestly. one of my fav hoes, a founding og of gucci gang. i love you and can't wait to twin harder.

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      so the remleilei song goes a little something's just like this. my whole class was dying of laughter same with the volleyball team and my squad and basically the whole song was begging me to write more and finish it bc it's gucci so ;

❝ and all i said was "shut up leilei
physics is lit!" and she said "shut
the fuck up remmi, physics is shit.
i'm like "you're on crack" and she be
like "hop on the track." i'm like "bruh
you stupid puta" she like "stop with this
argumenta" mind like "skrt skrt bish ❞

      i can't take myself seriously anymore. i'm so stupid. it's hilarious tho and cringey at the same time. but why am i depreciating my hit single yo. this song gon make racks on billboard. thank you leilaini for giving me this idea !! imma thank you when i win a grammy. thank you bish !!

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      anyway, happy fam and friend appreciation month everyone. remember to appreciate everyone who's special to you. whether it be a book, or a simple sweet message to brighten their day with, it counts. honestly though, even the smallest things are impactful to people.

      make everyone feel appreciated here because everyone deserves it. i should really drop more paragraphs honestly. but my day is always hella crazy and busy so sorry.

      sorry my day was hella hectic. i woke up late at 4:20 AM and was late to volleyball warmups which starts at 5:30. then i had volleyball practice which i had to sit most out because i'm pregnant and diving on the floor is not recommended if you're pregnant. then i had work afterwards at 6:30. i was there for an hour thirty minutes. then i stopped at starbucks so mia and sage and i could work on homework. so now we're on the freeway taking the long way home to cypress texas. we'll probably arrive at 10:30 because there's ratchet ass traffic here which is not moving. so sorry for not updating on time. have a great night / day and i hope you feel appreciated today and loved because you deserve it.

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hint ; she lowkey stans selena gomez / taylor swift

guess away hoes !! see you tomorrow after a long
hard day featuring my life stories and the rest
of the remleilei song. bye have a good night / day.