first off, let's start this with one of my favorite people in the world. the reason i'm probably still sane. honestly she's the most lovable ball of light ever !! it makes my day talking to this puta. even though we may not talk everyday, it just makes my day stalking her !! give it up for ftputas evelyn you are rage !! ok i know there are two evelyn's that i associate myself with but that one is for a different day.

man if i wanted to i could write an english essay based on your existence !! honestly my teacher would give me a solid 120 for it. evelyn, just your pure existence is amazing. i mean literally take me back to the night we met. i don't know what i was fucking doing with myself but i somehow came across this mexican fajita somehow. ever since that day i have brand new eyes. jk jk lol i don't love you that much. who am i kidding, i do. i'm just gonna go hide my ratty ass in a corner studying physics WHICH BY THE WAY I LOVE MORE THAN YOU AND BELLA AND LEILANI AND EVERYONE THAT IS RAGE !!

i love you like i love my split ends, i keep my ratchet ass split ends even though they make my already ratchet face look trap. man i forgot what having real hair feels like, it all fell out. moving on my split ends actually compose then selves when i talk to you.

the puta to my hoe. the barbie to my ken. the barbie bmw to my kermit jeep. you the gucciest of them all. i really appreciate you. you've always been there for me especially late at night at two am when i was seriously thinking of ending life recklessly. you somehow manage to talk me out of doing reckkess shit and that is impossible, no one can do that, well except benjamin, sage, and a few others. the rest go trip over a fucking knife. you'll never talk me out of doing reckless things hoes !!

you have been there at all times. listening to my crappy day stories and laughing like a seventy two year old man at my misfortune, especially the story of the broken glass. i still smh at you to this day. honestly i question both of us. we act like we on steroids most times. i mean always. my sister was reading our conversation one day and saw my ratty ass and yours conversing about whatever the fuck it was and she was laughing and rolling on the floor. she was like "you have really fucked up this puta's brain. hopefully she doesn't get infected by your brain tumor yo."

looking back at our ratty ass conversations i honestly shake my head and laugh. talking to you is honestly the funnest thing ever !! we lit yo !! we gon shoot across the sky in our coffins charging people for every breath they take as we scream the lyrics to gucci gang by lil pump and milly rock through the hood of new york.

thank you for helping my dysfunctional ass get through two am as i studied physics and only thoughts were how to jump up spike a ball, and hit it without injuring the baby in my stomach. wait i helped YOU with physics. what am i saying, ok im strange asf. is my bullshit rubbing off of you. PROTECTION IS FOR THE WEAK YO. where the fuck is my mind. SHUT UP IDIOTIC REMMI. bleh i give up now i have a bellyache. please tell me you're not questioning my sanity because i question that bullshit daily. in fact everyone on wattpad questions are sanity, literally someone pm'ed me are you ok? and im like bruh im gucci 👌🏼. moving on bye !!

evelyn your ass is unforgettable. thank you for everything rat ass puta. looking back we the craziest duo. let's dip. let's get in your barbie bmw and yell skrt skrt as we drive through the night. SKRT. on the real you prolly should get some food for this ratty ass human.

bye felicia !! swish swish babe

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moving on evelyn i hope that melted
your ratty ass heart. thank you for
everyone. and as for everyone else,
please don't get triggered or salty
if today isn't your day. please, just
wait until yours resurrects. thank you
everyone for everything.

anyone wanna take a guess on
who tomorrow is dedicated to?
guess i wanna see if you're correct.

hint ; she is a girl