My parents: "You may only talk to your friends on the phone when I'm watching. And if you back talk me, there will be no Saturday morning cartoons. Computer? You think I'm made of money?"

Me: "You can watch one show after school, unless it's a Friday because then it's a movie day. No, you may not get on the computer. You've already used up your three hours this week. No. No phone until you're twelve. Maybe thirteen."

My sister: "Here's your first iPod. Oh, yeah you can have the tablet. No one else uses it. Just don't go on YouTube by yourself. Phone? Not until your older. No I don't know. Just when I feel I can trust you. Yes, you can get on the computer. Just don't forget to take turns with your sister."

I'm scared to see things in five years.....