You know how in Sitcoms there's always a running gag that makes everyone in the audience laugh, even if the character looks absolutely miserable? (Like Sophia's "Picture it...Sicily, 19..." stories from The Golden Girls). I'm pretty sure everyone has one of those in their life. 

For example, I have a very nice, fluffy blue robe that I've had for years. I'm always cold, so I always wear it. Naturally it'll get some stains on it because I practically wear it everywhere. However, here's the gag: I can go through every other normal day and not spill something on myself. But the second I wash my robe and then put it on, I drop something on myself. Every time. Without fail. In fact, I've actually tried to avoid wearing my robe when it's done in the dryer because I think, "Yeah, I'm going to put that on and then I'll have dog fur on it. Or pizza sauce. Or a water stain that just so happened to contain traces of some other kind of unseen liquid." But the second I put that robe on...BOOM! It gets dirty. I know it and my family knows it and they find it hilarious. I'd like to have one day wearing a clean robe without a spill...but hey, that's fine. It's just my life's running gag. I'll have to live with it.