Pippy was bored. And when they're bored,they turn chaotic. So y'know what they did? They drank a bunch of hot coco. 20 cups to be exact. And whenever they go over 5 cups,they get drunk.

"Mmmmmmmaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!" Pippy wheezed out drunkenly.

            Mary was reading her catholic bible while drinking tea. And when she reads her bible,she is entranced by it. Like,nothing can break it. Nothing at all can distract her from her tea & bible. Well,except their drunk goyfriend.

"Mmmmmmaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pippy said tipsly as they yeet the bible away into another couch & sitting on Mary's lap.

"Hello love." Mary said as she kissed Pippy's forehead.

"Guess what?"

"What?"

"You're a poopy head!"

"Is that so?"

"Yeah!"

"Alrighr then."

        When Mary has said those words,she had a smirk on her face. This meant punishment. And the punishment was tickling. And that's what she did to Pippy for an hour. They then went to cuddle as they take a nap.
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Mary Tudor (Art belongs to Arty E.)

Pippy Hamilton Nice is non-binary,like me-

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