A/N: After 5 months, we're back to it

And I THINK I should stop mischaracterizing my own characters

Ain't better than the ones on Twitter or Tiktok if I continue

Narrator POV

It's been a month since the final battle on the moon

Everyone was living happily, and paid visit to Kiana frequently on the moon

In the HQ of Schicksal, Y/N was drinking some coffee, in peace

And at his side, Tesla and Einstein were talking to Seele and Susannah on the comms

Tesla: Oh, Seele, are you in Nagaroza already? That was quicker than Mophead and I expected. It seems the break through operation with Project Bunny went well

Seele: Correct. Project Bunny's ride mode performed excellently. I was able to break through the Incognito blockade thanks to it

Y/N: I could have destroyed it

Einstein: That's the last thing we would want, Y/N. And also, you're still considered in recovery from your fight on the moon

Y/N: Bah, my brain is almost fully healed, so it's all good

He received a harsh slap on the back of his head, as Tesla glared at him

Tesla: That's nothing to downplay, you brat! You fought the Will of Honkai on your own, while fighting the Honkai corruption on your body! Stop acting like it's nothing!

Y/N: That's how you treat someone in recovery?! No wonder you're loverless, old hag!

Tesla: HUH?!

Einstein: How are holding up, Susannah?

Susannah: A-Ah, I'm fine! I spaced out a bit, sorry....

Susannah: With all the restrictions on Project Bunny, with the fact we can't recharge it ourselves and all, why doesn't HQ just send Bronya to fight herself?

Y/N: She's been busy with her things

Seele: Yes, she won't be available for a while

Susannah: That's Bronya for you! It must be more urgent than our mission here, huh?

Y/N: Absolutely not. She started a job as an intern

Susannah/Seele: ...Huh?

Y/N: Since there is no more conflict between Anti-Entropy and Shicksal, they are merging together. It was supposed to be between Theresa and Welt, but-

Tesla: That idiot came to us and said he wanted to step down from his position and go into animation! So now, Bronya is working with him!

Y/N: Based decision-

His phone started to ring, as he took it

Y/N: What do you want?

???: Y/N, I'm in a really bad position, I need your help!

Y/N: What did you do again?

???: I-I tried to cook something, and it somehow ended up as a Honkai beast!

Y/N: HUH?! HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT?!

???: I don't know! Come help me before Mei arrive!

Y/N: Alright Alright! I'm here in 5 minutes!

He cut the call, rubbing his temple

Tesla: What happened?

Y/N: A certain idiot on the moon is causing trouble again

Einstein: Miss Kiana might never change...

Seele: Don't exhaust yourself too much, Y/N!

Susannah: Stay safe too!

Y/N: Nothing I can't handle

Timeskip - Y/N POV

Walking on the moon, toward the base, I let out a yawn

Y/N: Hm? Weird, I don't feel tired at all, yet, I feel like I want to sleep...

I knocked on the door, as Klein opened the door

Klein: Ah, Y/N, you're here, thank you for coming shortly

Y/N: What happened?

Klein: Well, Miss Kiana tried to cook before miss Mei arrive, however, she was getting impatient, and decided to use the power of Finality to 'cook faster'

Y/N: ...I'm so going to kill her

I walked inside, and see...

Kiana, holding a broom, trying to push back a Honkai Beast who was on it's way to attack/eat some cookies

Kiana: Back off, they're for Mei-Senpai!

Honkai Beast: Growl in being hungry for no reason

Y/N: What is going on here?

Kiana: Y/N! Good timing! Help me get rid of that!

Y/N: You're the Herrscher of Finality, you can kill it in one hit

Kiana froze.... before facepalming herself

Y/N: Dumbass

After taking care of the Honkai Beast, me and her were now in the living room, fixing her mess

Kiana: Thank you for helping me out, Y/N

Y/N: No problem. I was bored anyway

Kiana: You always say that

Y/N: Hm.... Say, Kiana

Kiana: Hm?

Y/N: Have you felt sleepy recently? Even though you're not tired?

Kiana: Nope. You do?

Y/N: Yeah, I don't know why, but I feel like I could fall asleep, even though I'm not tired at all

Kiana: Perhaps it's just the aftermath of overusing your techniques against the Will of Honkai?

Y/N: Maybe... If I ever fell on some unknown sleep, and don't wake up on my own, do what you can to wake me up

Kiana: Bah, it's not like we can die from it. We can defend ourselves

Y/N: Can't even cook a meal, and you want to defend yourself

Kiana: Hey! 

Y/N: Goddess of the Moon, yet, need to eat instant noodles all the time!

Kiana: They're awesome! Also better than those vegetables!

???: Oh? Did I heard you right, Kiana?

The said girl froze, and turn to the side, and see Mei, smiling sweetly at her

Kiana: M-Mei-Senpai! I-It's not what you think!

Y/N: Not my problem anymore, you're alone on this

Mei: You're staying here too

Y/N: WHAT DID I DO?!

One harsh glare actually made me shut up

Yeah, not feeling like dealing with an angry Mei

Mei: Now, you 2 and I are going to have a loooong talk about taking care of yourselves~

And so, Me and Kiana got lectured by Mei, as we could only shut up all the way

And once we were done, I was "encouraged(forced)" by Mei to go rest

Timeskip - Narrator POV

Sushang: Ah, Y/N good timing! I need help on something!

Y/N: What's up?

Sushang: T-The Sky!

She looked at him, as if expecting a reaction, either a groan or a laugh, but...

He stared at her, unblinking, emotionless

She slowly got more red, before looking away

Sushang: ...I-I never do that again

Y/N: Thank you. Anyway, what do you want?

Sushang: I need to know how to use this... Smartphone, because Senti keep sending me pictures, called "memes" and I don't understand them!

Y/N: Show me what she send you

Sushang: Ah, she just sent me something!

They looked at the message, and....

New Message

Best Herrscher(not biased):

Sushang: I don't understand, what is a "shipper"?

Y/N: Basically, you see 2 person, either they know or don't know each other, and say "yeah they're a couple" or can become a couple

Sushang: Eh? But what if they're enemies?

Y/N: They find it hot

Sushang: Oh... Were you shipped with someone?

Y/N: Yeah, a rope

Sushang: A rope? You're.... in love with a rope?

Y/N: You're too pure to understand it yet. Anyway, call her

Sushang: Ok....?

She called Senti, as she answered almost instantly

Senti: I'm busy buying things with Y/N's credit card, what do you want?

Sushang: ....Where are you right now?

Senti: I'm with the old hag, she don't know I stole Y/N's card. She's trying a lot 

Sushang looked back, and see Y/N was... smiling, his eyes closed, while nodding his head?

Sushang: I see... Well, have fun

She cut the call, as Y/N was still smiling

Sushang: .....Don't be too harsh

Y/N: She's getting a Honkai Flash in her face

Sushang: P-Please no!

Y/N: Too late

And so, everyone in the HQ was holding back Y/N from giving a beating to Senti

After learning it was Y/N's card, Fu Hua scolded Senti, and apologized to Y/N, saying she will pay him back

He refused, saying she won't pay, but Senti will

Timeskip - Y/N POV

Y/N: Grey serpent you say?

Tesla: Yes, the investigation of Seele and Susannah provided enough intel to confirm it was Grey Serpent

Y/N: Hm... I'm going

Einstein: You are forbidden to go on any mission, Y/N, this was Theresa's order

Y/N: Grey Serpent is the only member remaining of World Serpent. And even if I managed to kill Kevin while fighting the Will of Honkai, he might try something. For safety measure, I'm going

Tesla: Tch... Alright, but in case, we alert the others about it, so don't do anything reckless!

Y/N: No worries

I went on a plane, to get to the location, and soon met up with Seele and Susannah

Seele: Y/N! You shouldn't have came!

Y/N: No, I actually made the right decision

I don't know why, but I have the same feeling than on the moon

Susannah: Well, it's a relief to know you're here!

Once we got to the lab, this feeling grew even more, as slowly, this feeling crept back up...

The feeling of satisfaction

Grey Serpent: Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Schicksal, and most importantly, Y/N L/N

Seele: Grey Serpent! What do you plan to do!

Susannah: We have Y/N with us, so don't think doing any funny business!

Grey Serpent: Of course, I cannot do anything against him. However, I have a solution for it. If I cannot fight him, I just have to take him away from this world

A sort of portal opened in front of him, as I raised my eyebrow

Y/N: And I'm supposed to jump inside?

Grey Serpent: ... I misplaced the portal

Y/N: Loser-

Time froze, as I heard Yoggy's voice behind me

Yoggy: But it would be boring if you don't jump, so a little push will do~

She pushed me inside, as I looked back, my eyes twitching

Y/N: You damn OUTER MIDGET-!

Seele/Susannah: Y/N!

I was traveling, before landing on the ground, hard

Y/N: Ugh... Where the fuck am I?

???: Hey, you! What are you doing here?! We're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse!

Looking back, I saw Kiana.... but in her outfit of Gun Girl Z

Y/N: .... Are you kidding me? I'M IN GIRL GUN Z NOW?!

And now comes, the Gun Girl Z arc of my life

Chapter 35: Finished

A/N: Update per whenever I want, that's all I have to say

'Chapter 36: Gun Allegation Z'

See ya all next time!