A/N: Hi, 5k followers special story

Yes, this is a whole ass story, and not just a one-shot, those comes later in the year

Anyway, as you may have understood, this story is a joke, about the fanfiction type of story that reincarnate the reader into anything

I mean, yeah you get Isekai'd, cool, but WHY INTO SOMETHING TOO OP FOR THE VERSE?!

"But it's for the plot" mf your character one shot everything tf u mean for the plot 

So, I said, why not do it too, but in my style?

Anyway! Time for that to happen, and Y E S, this take the whole ass timeline, going from the incident of Nagazora, to PART 2!

HELL YEAH BABY NERO IS HERE TO CARRY HONKAI FANFICS ONCE AGAIN GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Time to go!

Y/N POV

Y/N: And here's your order sir! I'm sorry for the wait!

Man: Tch! Finally. You guys are always so slow

The man leaved, as I sigh, and went to the kitchen

Y/N: So, it's clean now?

Co-worker: Yeah! Seriously, how could a roach and a frog fight in the middle of the fridge? Don't they hate cold place?

Y/N: We live in Australia, everything that isn't normal is normal here

Co-worker: What do you mean Australia? We live in Florida

Y/N: Aren't those the same place?

Co-worker: .....No?

Y/N: Well, now that I said it, they are the same place

Co-worker: Yeah sure, you do you Y/N

He went off, as I stretch, and went back to give the orders of the customers

Y/N L/N, underpaid in money and happiness

Such is the life of being a sla-I mean worker at a fast-food

Y/N: End of shift for me, see ya all!

Co-worker: Wish you don't have to come back in this hell

Y/N: You too man

Walking out of the restaurant, if we can call it that, I walked in the street, but then, I heard hissing

I looked to the side, and see a cat, afraid

Y/N: Huh, you're afraid buddy? Let me just.....

I took a bottle of water from my bag, and toss the water at him, scaring him

Y/N: TOO BAD I HATE CATS YOU FELINE FUCK!

It hissed, before jumping at me, and bite my arm

People would just winced in pain, but not me

I fell to the ground, dead

Yes, I'm super duper allergic to cats, fuck off

Narrator POV

Y/N: ......

???: .......

Y/N: Can I-

???: No, don't do say it

Y/N: Aw...... Doing it anyway

???: Oh for goodness-

Y/N: OH MY GOD IS THAT THE FAMOUS REINCARNATION SCENE FROM THE ISEKAI ANIME?!

God: Yes, that's it...... I'm growing tired of reincarnating people

Y/N: You're not underpaid at least

God: I'm not paid at all

Y/N: But-

God: Just..... let's get this over with, ok?

Y/N: Ok!

God: So..... Reincarnated in the world of Honkai Impact

Y/N: Yippie! What's my special power!

God: You'll understand soon enough

Y/N: When do I start?

God: You will be instantly teleported to Nagazora, 2 hours before the incident where the girls meet Himeko and where Mei let her Herrscher power losen a bit

Y/N: I see.... Starting from the very beggining....

He popped his neck, looking serious

Y/N: Ready, I am

God: Sent, you are

Y/N was sent to the other world, as God sigh

God: Alright, next one is.... someone called Natsuki Subaru?

With Y/N....

???: Wake up! WAKE UP DIPSHIT!

Jolting awake, he saw he was back in a fast food restaurant, and his manager was angry

Manager: We're in a rush and you slept?! Get up, I don't care if you're 16 years old, get to work!

Y/N: Ugh.... Fine.......

After a rush of customers, it was break time

Manager: You all did good, we served 4000 customers this lunch

Y/N: That means a raise right?!

Co-Worker: Right?!

The Manager looked at them, before bursting out laughing, and walk away

All: .......

All the workers held their hands, making a circle, and sing

https://youtu.be/Waeqa3xSKz0

Y/N&Cie: We are underpaid and depressed! Lalalala lalalala!

After their shift, they all went home, as Y/N was wandering around the streets, singing a song

Y/N: A hopeless employee all my life! Surrounded by managers all the time! I guess I should take it as a-!

Y/N POV

A roar happened, as a Chariot type crashed through the building at my side, and it send me flying through multiple walls

I came to slide on the ground, my coat torned, but not hurt at all

Y/N: At the end of my job? Seriously?

I let out a sigh, before rubbing my shoulders

But I feel my phone vibrating, as I saw I got a message

"Hey, it's your manager. You worked hard recently, so you're getting a bonus at the end of the month. See you tomorrow at work"

My eyes widened, as I was shaking

Y/N: Never in my life I got a bonus before...... and the first day I got reincarnated.... I get one....?

The chariot beast charged at me, as in one swift move of my hand, it was destroyed into oblivion

Y/N: DYING IS THE BEST!

???: Wait what?

I turn around, and see 3 girls looking at me, weirded out, after my sentence

And OH MY GOD IS THAT KIANA, MEI AND BRONYA FROM THE HIT GAME HONKAI IMPACT 3RD I JUST GOT REINCARNATED IN?!

Y/N: What do you mean, what?

Kiana: You're plain weird, just wishing to die. You god damn Perv'!

Y/N: How does being chronically depressed make me a pervert?

Kiana was about to say something, before she started to think, and by how much she was thinking, smoke was coming out of her ear

Mei: Are you ok? Your clothes are torned

Y/N: As I said, I'm chronically depressed, but physically, I feel great

Bronya: The Bronya understand this pain very much

Y/N: Anywho, what are you 3 doing here? And why is there- wait a minute

I turn around, and punch a honkai beast charging at me from behind, sending it flying into oblivion

Y/N: Ahhh... I shall call that.... punch that send people to oblivion!

Bronya: The Bronya beg of you to not call it that

Kiana: I find it cool!

Y/N: Hell yeah!

We high fived, as there was a blank, as I saw the girls looking at me

Y/N: I'm Y/N L/N, 16 years old, underpaid employee and a student. Also the strongest underpaid employee in the world

Kiana: Kiana Kaslana!

Mei: Raiden Mei, pleasure to meet you

Bronya: Bronya Zaychiik

Y/N: Well, just to state it, but you're bleeding, Mei. On your arm

Mei: Hmm? Oh it's nothing, just a scratch!

Kiana: Let me take a look! For injuries like these

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand! She started to lick her wound

Kiana: My tongue is the best remedy

Y/N: Ah yes, being dumb as fuck. I can relate to that

Suddendly, a shadowed loomed over us, as I saw Project Bunny, ready to attack

Bronya: Mei has given a negative response to Kiana's action. Subject Kiana must let go of Mei, or the Bronya will commence attack protocols

Y/N: And you look like an unhygienic dumb girl

Bronya: The Bronya approve of this statement

Kiana: Huh? Who said she doesn't like it? Look at her! She loves it!

Bronya: The Bronya requires Mei to confirm response

Mei: Huh?!

Kiana: Mei! It felt great right?

Mei: I........

Kiana had star in her eyes, but my weeb ass already knew the answer, SINCE I KNOW THE WHOLE GAME ENTIRELY!

Mei: There's no way I like that kind of stuff

Kiana was shocked, as me and Bronya high fived

Timeskip

We were resting in a appartement, as they were on the ground, and I was on the sofa

Y/N: You sure you want to keep sitting on the ground?

Mei: It's ok, I don't mind. Also, Bronya is already asleep

Y/N: You do you I guess

Kiana: Hmph! I know you liked it!

Mei & Y/N: She still mulling over that

Kiana: It's not fair! Bronya gets to sleep on Mei's lap! We shouldn't have picked her up!

Mei: That's not right Kiana. Without Bronya's help, we wouldn't have made it this far

Kiana: Yeah Yeah.... Bronya is soooooo incredible! Of course Mei loves her best, and leave me by the side.....

Mei: Yep! I love her best!

Kiana: Wha-?!

Mei: But I love Kiana too!

Y/N: Yeah, just asking, but can you two not flirt in front of my face? 

Mei: A-Ah! I'm sorry Y/N!

Kiana: Ruining the honey moon for me and Mei! Stupid perv'!

Mei: By the way Y/N, I needed to ask, but you said you're a student. Where do you study?

Y/N: St.Freya high. Actually, I don't properly study there, I'm working to pay to enter the school

Kiana: How come you're taking this long

Y/N: Ah yes, I forgot an underpaid employee at a fast food, which is a minor too, can pay scholarship that cost hundreds thousands of dollars in a day

Kiana: Fraud-

Y/N: You DON'T want the court bailiff on you, trust me

Mei: But.... you're strong, right? How come they haven't took you in already?

Y/N: Well, I'm a man, that's why

Kiana: That doesn't make any sense

Y/N: Boys are like, more rare to have honkai resistance than girls, so yeah, you put a whole money barrier in front of the school for boys, and the only ones that can get through that, are actually worth the training

Kiana: Ok, but who would win? You or a Herrscher

Y/N: I'd win

Kiana: Liar

Mei: Even I have trouble believing it, sorry Y/N.....

Y/N: Meh, I believe in myself, and I know my limits

Soon, we heard something outside, as a giant spear destroyed the building we were in, as we were flying mid air

Y/N: Oh hey, that's a Templar type!

It send it's shield at me, bashing me, as I was flying through multiple buildings, AGAIN

Y/N: They sure love to toss me around

Narrator POV

As Y/N was dusting himself off, he saw a thunder fall on the ground, as he perked up at this

Y/N: Huh, already?

He jogged to the place, as some honkai beast were on the road

He used them as a boost to get on top of a building, and stood in front of his new oppenent

Y/N: I never thought you had an edgy side, Mei

Mei, with a sort of wing behind her back, was floating in the air, carrying Kiana in her arm

Mei?: You..... You are not dead? It seems like you are more durable than the other insects

Y/N: Yep

Mei?: But it makes no difference! You shall die, against the Herrscher of Thunder!

She sent a beam of lightning at Y/N, as he didn't moved

It hit, as an explosion happened, as the Herrscher smirked

Mei HoT: Hmph, as easy as I thought

???: Ah yes.....

Her eyes widened, as she looked to the dust, and see Y/N was in the middle, perfectly fine

Y/N: My Anti-Herrscher of Thunder technique(charging my phone), I haven't used it since the last abyss

Mei HoT: You..... What are you?! You shouldn't be alive!

Y/N: I'm Y/N 'King of convenience' L/N. When you hit me with your thunder, my phone was out of battery, so it took most of the thunder, charging it instantly. How convenient that my phone was out of battery the moment you fight me, right?

Mei HoT: You god damn insect!

She sent another beam, but this time, it was deviated, toward another place

Y/N: Ah, how convenient that there was a lightning rod flying from the explosion you did before, taking the target of your attack, right?

Mei HoT: This is ridiculous..... However, I can only respect your strengh, insect

She made a sign with her hand, her eyes glowing

Mei HoT: I shall show you, the true authority of an Herrscher

Y/N smirked widely, as he did something shocking to her

He adopted a pose, as he made a sign with his hands

Y/N: Then, let's see which authority is stronger, you power bank

Mei HoT: I will make you eat those words when you will be at my feet, insect

Mei HoT & Y/N: Authority-!

But their moment was stopped, as Kiana woke up, and grab Mei's arm, stopping her

After a heart warming moment Y/N saw too many times, Mei took the control of her body again

They both fell unconscious, as Y/N sigh

Y/N: Carrying the whole situation for real

He catched them, laying them on the ground

Y/N: Alright now-

???: You have some question to answer, sugar

He looked back, and see the woman that will NEVER LEEEEEEEEEEEEEET YOU GO! IT'S WHY SHE DID THEM ALL! Aka Himeko Murata

Y/N: Ah, how convenient you come here the moment they fell unconscious and I'm the only one left to answer your questions, right? This is truly our Lobotomy Impact

Himeko: And he's a smartass too oh my god....

This is how Y/N life started, on his way to be an average paid employee, in the world of Honkai Impact

Reincarnate as a Mcdonald employee in the world of Honkai Impact!

Chapter 1: Finished

A/N: Ah, how convenient that this story is starting right before Part 2 comes out, right?

Anyway, hope you liked the chapter, because it's just the beggining

Yes I will use the concept of "Authority" to make JJK reference

What you gonna do about it huh?

Love it? Good

Get a dancing pirate for that

https://youtu.be/-bROlO-KMto

Anyway, in the next chapter! Y/N is fired from his job?! He have another chance at life?! IN ST.FREYA?!

Y/N: Ah, how convenient that I lost my job and instantly found another one right where I want to be, right?

'Chapter 2: St.Freya High'

See ya all next time!