A/N sorry about the glitch guys! My computer was copying everything weird... its fixed now i think

"WOW Hinata-chan Tobi thinks you look like you should be in a brothel in that skimpy outfit!" Tobi clapped his hands as he circled me wearing my outfit (if it can even be considered that) for the mission.

"Fuck off, I already know I look like an expensive whore." I pouted as I crossed my arms together in slight embarrassment. I was wearing a skimpy, slinky black kimono that was open enough to show off a good portion of my (annoyingly larger than normal) chest and had slits up to almost my hips on each side.

The only upside was how soft it is. My hair is down and slightly curled and I have on a bit darker makeup than normal but luckily I don't have to keep up with the constant strain of a transformation and can focus on my role for the mission. Deidara swooped down from the sky and hopped off his bird. When he looked at me a smug smirk overtook his features.

"I've seen naked women who look more clothed than you do un." His hair was flowing longly behind him and the wind blew his bangs so I could get a good look at the high-tech scope covering the right side of his face.

"Yeah yeah fucking hilarious. Did you find the target?"

"Of course I did, he's having the auditions as of now, yeah. Put your Kunoichi training to use and make him pick you then Tobi and will do out parts and I'll show them all something beautiful." His blue eye was burning with such passion and I bet he was thinking solely about the colors as his explosions paint the sky.

"Bye Hinata-chan,Tobi will be a good boy and save you soon!" I began my walk towards the building. For my first Akatsuki mission I was expecting something interesting and I guess I got that but I wasn't expecting for the mission I was hired to do would make me some rich Mobster dude's arm candy. Apparently a smaller village has been having problems with a man named Gyangu who leads a massive underground system of crime, stealing and attacking civilian and low-tier hidden villages to make his kingdom and so they hired the Akatsuki to take care of the problem.

Lucky for me, Gyangu is having 'auditions' to find a new girl to take up his role as his arm candy since all gang lords need a hot chick to be at their side and fuel their ego, and Tobi or Pein thought it was a good idea that I have to take up that role providing a long enough distraction for Tobi to get all the money and Deidara to blow everyone and everything up.

The building I entered was a surprisingly nice one story but when I was escorted into the back room, the smell of booze and cigars hit me like a truck. There were a ton of women in the room, all dressed in lower quality hoe clothing and caked on makeup even the girls who were extremely beautiful. They were probably here to get better lives or were pimped out but I have to get this job, none of them will and by the looks I got when I walked in, I might be able to pull this off, I just need to see what kind of girl Gyangu wants.

Smack dab in the back center of the room was a spotlight and elevated platform shining on a tall (and kind of hot) early 30's man with navy hair and deep red eyes. HE had some muscle on him and by the chakra emanating from him, he was probably a Jonin at some point or another.

I was given the number 103 and escorted to the back of the line. My eyes never left Gyangu. I watched his every action, the way his face scrunched when he saw a girl he didn't like immediately or when he seemed intrigued by one.There were 4 girls ahead of me until my turn and I know what he's into. He turned all of the heavily made up girls instantly, any girls who jabbered to much were also gone pretty fast.

The women who carried themselves "too sexily" were also passed aside and those who were quivering in total terror were kicked to the curb. He seemed to go for the pretty and timid ones who were shy but not afraid, now I just need to get him to like me over all the others and step one is done.

"103" A voice boomed and I was pushed towards a massive man. He took my number card and led me towards the stairs to meet Gyangu. I walked up the stairs making sure to sway my hips ever so slightly and I clasped my hands in front of me. Gyangu's red eyes looked me up and down slowly, his lips slightly lifted and I was accepted through the first part.

"Ah 103," He purred. "Please come take a seat." He patted gestured to the seat in front and beside him. I bowed then I took the one facing him and slid into it, keeping my eyes flickering from him to the floor. "So 103, what's your name?"

"K-Kurai Hyuga Master Gyangu." My voice sounded so much like Canon Hinata I shuddered. He chuckled and rested his elbows on the table, looking into my eyes.

"Ahh, I knew I recognized those eyes. What's a pretty little Hyuga from the leaf like you doing with someone like me." I poked my fingers together and looked down.

"W-well I l-left because I don't-t wan't to fight. I l-like to watch others fight and my c-clan did not approve." His smirk grew a bit and turned into a sultry smile. He unclasped his locked fingers and put a hand under my chin, raising my head to meet his. I let out a squeak and forced myself to blush (totally not thinking about embarrassing moments in my life). I have this in the bag, I was worried being a Hyuga might deter him but my explanation of my 'abandonment' did the trick and he's putty in my hands.

"A pretty little shy thing like you has dark desires and is not just looking for money, you're almost too perfect. Young, beautiful, quiet, obeying but with a dark side I think I'm going to love you miss Kurai. You being by my side, I'll give you all the violence you can watch and a sexy little one like you'll make me look even better as I build my kingdom." I let myself smile a little bit, pushing down the grin of success. "Now that's such a pretty smile, it shines like a full moon in the dead of night, you are truly as beautiful as a goddess. I wan't to see how it looks when you're underneath me."

My face flushed slightly and I fidgeted awkwardly at the smooth words.He stood up from the table and held his hand out to me, the skull ring on full display. "Kurai my darling as I become King to this world will you become my Goddess?" I placed my hand in his and let him lift me to my feet.

"I'd l-love to Master Gyangu." He pulled me into his side and wrapped an arm lowly around my waist. He turned to the guards and hoards of women.

"Escort these worthless women out of my sight, I have found the one. You will address her as Lady Kurai." They all bowed towards us then forced all the crying girls out. I wrapped my hands lightly around his arm, holding onto him and tucking my face in his arm when the guards turned to look at me once more.

He let out a chuckle I could feel through his body and rubbed a circle on the bone of my hip. "Would you like to go somewhere more..." He leaned down and I could feel his warm breath on my skin. "Private?" I nodded and he scooped me into his arms and headed down the stairs. After walking me down them, we turned and entered a room that was basically a suite covered in pink and red rose petals and had all types of alcohol (a lot I've never even seen before) sitting on ice.

"T-This is t-too beautiful for someone l-like me!" I stuttered out, looking at him wide eyed with a sweet smile. His red eyes met mine and with a sultry smile he spoke.

"At first I thought this room was beautiful but looking at you now, it pales in comparison." I do have to admit, this guy is smooth as fuck but there is something so dark and sinister in his red eyes. If any of the rumors circulating around him and what he's done are true then he deserves the death that is coming.

I just need to hold out for a little over a day before the plan is (hopefully) carried out. He walked over to one of the drinks and poured a glass filled with a light pink translucent liquid. It smelled strongly of strawberries and sake. He poured one more glass and sat on the bed, crossing one leg over the other. "Drink with me beautiful." I slid into the space besides him and grabbed the glass, tasting the sweet but strong drink and downing it in one gulp.

"Thank you Master Gyangu." He took a sip of his then proceeded to let out another laugh.

"You just keep surprising me." He tucked a strand of my hair behind my ear. "Save the Master for when I have you calling out my name." I turned my head away embarrassed at the insinuation but gave him a small nod.

"W-What are we g-going to do tonight?" I asked looking up at him shyly, praying to god I wouldn't have to do something to not let him try anything. His hands wrapped around my legs and pulled them into his lap, rubbing them softly.

"I want us to get to know each other." For the next few hours we talked, he told me all about his plans and previous conquered villages. All of the prisoners he took captive were used to either become his expendable soldiers or he used them as entertainment and had them fight to the death in a type of colosseum type thing for all his underlings to watch. It kept everyone in line and I was disgusted at how much joy he got from ruining other peoples innocent lives just to build his 'kingdom.'

His ways of command were cruel and unusual and everything he stood for was demented. He wasn't looking for power in strength, he already had that, it wasn't even as a shinobi he was doing all of this on the economic and drug side of the world. He ruined families, killed for fun, got children addicted to drugs, and enjoyed every bit of it.

Gyangu gave me a set of extremely extravagant, skimpy silk pajamas that were black with red lace cut outs and watercolored flowers etched into the fabric. I washed my face and made sure I was clean.

I walked out of the bathroom and fiddled with the hem of my shirt looking at Gyangu who had the plum sheets draped over his lower half, his naked chest exposed for the world to see. His ruby eyes looked me up and down, glowing with happiness.

"You truly are the loveliest of girls, now come, let me see you up close. Let me feel every curve of your exquisite body against mine as we sleep." I slid myself under the covers and he pressed my chest against his and rolled so I was laying slightly on top of him. His large hands wrapped loosely around my waist and he rubbed the small of my back. His body was hot and uncomfortable.

The safe feeling I had when laying next to any of my friends or family was gone when laying with him, it felt wrong and made my spine tingle in displeasure and if I wasn't still intoxicated this would be a hell of a lot worse. "Goodnight beautiful."

"Mmm.. n-night." I mumbled back, feeling my body already drifting off into a light sleep.

When I woke up in the morning I was positively dying from the unwelcome heat emanating off the crime lord's body. I removed his arms from around me and welcomed the brisk morning air. It was early, earlier than I normally wake up but thats to be understood when I had to share a bed with a dick like Gyangu.

My head was slightly throbbing from the Sake consumption last night and I stumbled slightly in my walk to the center of the room. I sat on the floor and began meditating, I moved the suppressed chakra throughout my limbs and made sure there was still a flow to the large gathering in the frontal portion of my brain. I could feel every day how much closer I'm getting to unlocking the Strength of 100 seal since starting it over a year ago.

Although I can't run through Katas or any intense exercise, I can do some yoga and flexibility work so I grabbed a towel from the bathroom and began to run through my daily stretches. Tobi has hopefully gotten all of the money and other resources left behind as well as made the best route in and out of the underground castle. If all goes well, I will be able to distract Gyangu long enough this morning for Tobi to escape and him and Deidara to take out all the henchmen before I get to take out Gyangu.

All of the secrets he's spilled to me are warrant enough for his death and all of the surrounding lands would side with me when we provide proof. A large wave of chakra shrouded the room, the walls cracked from the pressure. I stopped my stretch and turned to look at Gyangu, he was leaning against the bed frame and his eyes were watching me drowsily. I've never met someone who releases that much chakra as soon as they wake up, the pressure pushing down on me was intense.

"Waking up to the sight of my goddess looking so beautifully flexible might be better than waking up with you in my arms." His voice was raspy from sleep but that did nothing to deter his flirting. "I was so enthralled at the sight I forgot to rein in my chakra, I apologize if I scared you, beautiful."

"I-I'm ok. Did y-you sleep well?" I had to look away to hide my eye roll, talking like this made me feel so wrong.

"Just delightful." He put his hands above his head and stretched, letting out a purr as his bones cracked. He lifted the blankets off of himself and went to the bathroom. When he came back out he walked up to me and ran his fingers over the lace cutouts of my pajamas. "As much as I love to see you so ready for undressing, I have something I would like to show you today." He opened a closet filled with different outfits not dissimilar to the one I was wearing yesterday. "Choose which one you fancy."

"W-what one do you like b-best. I wan't to p-please you." I pulled my hair into a ponytail and waited for him to pick one. His fingers ran over the different textures and designs before stopping at a navy blue one that was a shade darker than my hair.

The dress was strapless, tight at the top, was slightly more loose near the bottom, had a large slit on the left side, and had small cutouts all along my waist and hips. There was a gold belt wrapped around at my hips and under neath my chest as well as at the bottom of the dress where the dress had a gold bracelet that hooked it to my wrist. I was wearing gold sandals and I let my hair hang down loosely.

"The final touch to prove you are mine." He spoke lowly and darkly possessive against my ear, his chest pressed against my back as his fingers danced lightly over my collarbone. His hands wrapped around my neck and I got ready to attack but as soon as the pressure was there, it was gone replaced with the cool feeling of a thin golden necklace with his name engraved on the plate. "You've never looked more like a woman than you do right now. As young as you are, I'm going to enjoy watching you blossom into even more of a goddess."

"A-Are you sure this is not too m-much? It's s-so fancy." I poked my fingers together shyly.

"I only want the extravagant and beautiful things by my side, when they see you looking so pulchritudinous they will know you are my queen." He held out his arm to me and I threaded my smaller ones around his, pressing against him. "Now let me take you to my gift I have prepared. I hope it will be as beautiful as you." He undid a seal and we were reverse-summoned by his men into an arena. They were all kneeling on one knee around us and we were at the top balcony looking over a battle arena. I hid myself slightly behind Gyangu's leather clad arm.

"Why...are we here?"

"You told me you found beauty in the brutal destruction of battles so I gathered all of my expendable men to fight to the death in your honor. They are all going to be replaced soon so I want to give you and my men a show." His lips twisted into a nasty smirk and he licked his lips in anticipation of the bloodshed. I pushed down my rage and looked up at him in pseudo glee.

"R-Really? that's amazing!" This is perfect, if all of his officers and handy men are watching the bloodbath with us, it will give Tobi the perfect opportunity to complete his part and for Deidara to blow everyone up in one single location. Gyangu stood tall and flared his chakra pushing it to reach the men who were supposed to kill one another. They all looked up at him and were trembling in fear, his face was callus and cold as he looked down on them like they were nothing more than ants under his boot.

"You all will fight to the death, the winner will be paid handsomely and returned to his family. Make this a show men my goddess is watching, do not disappoint her." At the new incentive, the men began yelling and slaughtering one another, it took everything in me not to look away and stop them right now. Gyangu sat down on his 'throne' and bulled me to sit in his lap. His guards stationed themselves besides us and everyone looked on in amusement, they were chuckling and chuckling at any particularly bloody kills. "How do you like it my love, is it up to your standards?"

"It's beautiful." I whispered, tightly clasping my hands together to force myself to keep watching. The ground was glistening with fresh crimson and there were dismembered bodies scattered everywhere I looked, men poorly wielding weapons fighting for their lives killed one another. It hurt me deeply to watch all of those innocent men kill each other for someone else's pleasure.

The sky was cloudless and there wasn't a bird in sight so when a shadow came over the arena slightly my eyes flickered up. There was a large white bird circling high overhead and I knew that was the signal Tobi was done. Gyangu noticed where I was looking and he released a large KI at Deidara as the blonde bomber swooped down to our level. His hands around me tightened to almost making me breathless and he stayed sitting, glaring intensely at Deidara's smirking form. His guards were on their feet and had weapons drawn at the ready.

"You interrupted my gift for my goddess. To make up for it I will gut you and hang your head on my wall you shitty piece of trash." Gyangu's voice was basically a growl as he spoke to Deidara. I was lifted out of his lap and he placed a kiss to my neck. "Stay back and watch me my darling." He took a step forward and one of his guards came up to protect me.

"Sorry Master, but no can do." I dropped the act and the underground leader stopped in his tracks, turning to look back at me.

"What are you talking about?" I released the suppression I had on my chakra and used the closeness between Gyangu and I to snap his wrist, his hand locked in mine. "GAH YOU BITCH!"

"You see, my name's not Kurai, its Hinata..." His eyes widened in recognition and were filled with unadulterated rage "And I'm going to kill you, you shitty fucking asshole." His guards came rushing at me but before they closed in, a familiar giggle rang out and one by one they were taken out by Tobi who looked more like he was playing and mocking them than anything else.

"Look, Look Hinata-chan Tobi is a good boy and after Tobi got the money, Tobi came to help!" Tobi was spinning in excited circles, prancing around the men he effortlessly took out.

"Good boy Tobi!" My smile faded as quick as it came and with a vicious snarl I looked back at my target. I put my hand around Gyangu's neck and with quick and heavy force, I crushed his windpipe released him. He spluttered for breath, clutching at his throat.

When he keeled over I brought my knee up and slammed his head into it. An army of maybe 100 guards began swarming Tobi and I from both sides. Moving in this outfit was difficult enough for something simple so fighting all of these men, or even escaping them at this point, I was at a disadvantage unless I wanted to strip completely. Deidara noticed my struggle and hopped off his bird, picking me up and grabbing Tobi by the back of his cloak bringing us onto his bird.

"Thanks."

"No problem hmm." He flew up into the sky and dropped a small clay bomb of his C3. When it left his hands it grew to be larger than us and he formed the seal of confrontation."Experience true art, my C3 clay hmm. KATSU!" The bomb exploded in arrays of yellow and orange, the heatwaves from the blast burned against my face. The arena was completely over taken by the blast radius and the seats came crumbling down.

When the explosion was over there was only a giant scorched crater and crumbling bricks left. When Deidara says he's a master bomber, he isn't exaggerating in the slightest. He was able to destroy that entire arena and everything in it with a fiery explosion while using little chakra and leaving no smoke clouds. His exceptional use of his explosion release combined with a forbidden jutsu and his talent for art topped with intelligence is amazing, more amazing than I ever gave it credit for.

"Holy Shit Dei that is amazing, I've never seen anything like it!" I was kneeling over the edge of his bird, using chakra to stay attached as I looked below me. Deidara looked down at me to give a proud smile but he stopped and his cheeks flushed red. I realized how I looked and I hurriedly stood up laughing awkwardly. The dress was pretty but it didn't cover enough for me to be kneeling over like that.

"Deidara-Sempai why are you red, did seeing Hinata-chan look inappropriate make you sick?" The masked man asked while tilting his head to the side innocently. Deidara's blush faded and he lunged at Tobi."

"I'm going to kill you Tobi un." Tobi stepped back giggling and fell off the bird, managing to grab onto the wing screaming for help. "Hold on tight, yeah. I'm going to knock him off."

"If I was a nicer person I'd feel bad but I know Tobi will be fine soooo... Lets do it." I fist pumped the air and put a stronger pulse of chakra into my feet and surrounding my shoes to keep me steady on the bird. Deidara smiled viciously down at Tobi and then the bird started dive-bombing speedily towards the ground.

The wind was rushing through my hair and overly exposed skin and I raised my arms enjoying the feeling of my stomach flipping and the adrenaline pumping. It was like my own rollercoaster and I let out a few shouts of joy. Before we hit the ground, the bird pulled up and sent us speeding back high in the sky. We went through twists and spirals in the sky but Tobi stayed holding on. "Is this what it always feels like when you fly?"

"Yeah, the feeling of freedom is amazing un. The bursts of speed, the fleeting feeling of my stomach dropping, I love it hmm." Deidara's hair was flowing behind him and he looked so happy at the feeling of flying on his creation. It really was a magical feeling, it was like my mind was completely clear and I felt weightless against the wind.

"I can see why you do it so much." I closed my eyes and just let the feeling of the flight flow through me.

"Not many people like it un but since you appreciate it too, we can do it again." I opened my eyes and bounded over to Deidara in a giddy excitement.

"Hell Yes! Do you really mean it?" I was bouncing in excitement and my eyes were sparkling in joy.

"I can't take you serious when you look like that un." He gestured to my dress. "You look like a sexy princess yeah." Deidara's words could have been a compliment but the teasing tone he used crushed that possibility. I then realized I have no change of clothes until we get back to the hideout, it was fine leaving the hideout looking like a slut because nobody was there but Deidara and Tobi, but Itachi should be back by now and him seeing me dressed like a 'sexy princess' is bound to get him into over protective mode. And if Hidan is there, no. I don't want to deal with that.
"Well no shit, that's basically the point."

"Yeah yeah, I bet you liked this mission you were looking all cozy in that creeps arms un. He even got you to stutter and blush when he gave you sweet kisses my goddess!" Deidara was laughing as he made fun of me.

"Yeah I showed exactly how much I liked him by crushing his windpipe."

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We made it to the hideout a day and a half later, Deidara and Tobi both stayed awake as Deidara directed the bird but I decided to go to sleep. Tobi let me wear his cloak to cover up as I slept, my dress was doing nothing to keep me warm. I was going to wear his robe and just give it back when I changed clothes but Tobi being the troll he is stopped me before I could go in.

"Hinata-channn Tobi needs his cloak back noww!" He sang out. Deidara as much as he hates Tobi knew where this was going and found it extremely amusing to haze the new girl, especially if Hidan is there.

"Please Tobi, can I keep it until I'm clothed like a normal person?" I pouted, trying to give him puppy dog eyes but he just shrugged and kept his giggles up.

"Nopeee."

"Why?"
"Because Tobi wants everyone to see Hinata-chan all dressed up in small clothes."

"Fuck you Tobi, I thought we were friends." Tobi hugged my side snickering.

"Tobi and Hinata-chan are friends but Hinata-chan is getting punished for being a bad girl and sharing a bed with a bad man!" I could just see the shit-eating grin under his mask, it didn't help that Deidara was wearing one of his own.

"TOBI!" How the hell did he know that? I took off his cloak and glared as I stomped into the hideout. This might be worse than wearing that stupid doll outfit Shisui put me in.

When I made it through the maze to get to the actual hideout my feet were aching from the shitty shoes and I was ready to put on something I could move more freely in. In the 'living room' area Kisame was sitting on a couch drinking water and reading a book. He looked up at us as we entered then returned to his book before choking on water and looking back at us wide eyed.

"That's an interesting look you got on kid. you trying to seduce someone?" His lips upturned into a sharp-toothed grin. Deidara smirked at my expense and put his elbow on my shoulder.

"She seduced out target. He was kissing all up on her and she was blushing so hard un. If I wasn't there she would have fallen for him yeah."

"You explosive asshole thats not what happened at all!" I glared but it had no effect.

"I don't know kid it sounds like the truth and here I thought you were Itachi's." Deidara and I both gaped at Kisame. We were going to say something but Tobi interrupted.

"Tobi thinks Hinata-chan should show everybody her dress." I reached out for him but he was gone and Kisame and Deidara were holding me back, keeping me from leaving.

"This is gonna be fun un. That immortal idiot is gonna flip." The bomber boy let out a low and amused chuckle.

"This should be interesting." Kisame replied amicably. They sure chat kindly, it's surprising for Deidara to not hate Kisame too just for being Itachi's partner but maybe he's more reasonable than I thought. Actually scratch that, he's an unreasonable prick for teaming up with Kisame just to get amusement at my misfortune.

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That was one of the weirdest experiences in my life. With a not so gentle kick and threat of inhealable ball busting , I managed an escape but on my way to my room Tobi had caught me and Hidan managed to see me which resulted in some not so appropriate words that even put some of my comments to shame (because lets face it most of the dirty crap I've said to my friends has all been joking but I'm almost positive Hidan wasn't).

When that was happening Itachi had finally found us and after gawking (in the most unfazed looking expression ever to exist on this world he was as blank as a piece of paper but the slightest blush on his 'innocent' cheeks said otherwise, he was probably so mad at me) he swiftly knocked Hidan out and scolded me for my provocative clothing choices. That let me escape into my room and change into some sweats and go the fuck to sleep. Kakuzu couldn't give any less fucks to join in the adventure since I only looked like a hooker and didn't really make any money so at least he didn't see me looking like a purposely 'sexy princess.'

so like fuck me because I finished Hunter x Hunter and am so sad its over, it has one of the best antagonist character development in a lot of the anime's I've watched. plus gon is a feral baby, my son.