"Full House Aces over Kings read 'em and weep bitches!" I laid my cards down with a smug smirk stretching across my lips at the impending win of the Texas Hold 'em game Hidan, Tobi, Deidara, Kisame, and I were playing.

"Oh Shit." Hidan mumbled disappointed. The stakes were high, winner gets to pick a loser to be their servant for a day and I'm determined to win and get revenge on Deidara. He's always so cool for someone whose whole point of life is to explode and all of my attempts to piss him off or fluster in revenge for our mission together have been for naught. I got ready to collect all of the makeshift poker chips (using actual chips) when Tobi laid his cards down and giggled, putting a hand over where his mouth would be.

"Hehe Hinata-chan Tobi thinks he wins look!" Everyone at the table stared at Tobi's cards in varying degrees of shock. There in perfect order was a Royal Flush.

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT YOU CHEATED!" Hidan boomed out, throwing his cards at the table in an extremely entertaining fit.

"No! I would never cheat, Tobi is a good boy!"

"I never thought I'd lose to such an imbecile." There was a grin showcasing the swordsman's extremely sharp teeth but it was anything but nice looking. Deidara was clenching tightly on his cards while sending Tobi a glare strong enough that it made me shudder. The blonde's sky blue eyes locked with mine for a second and he glared harshly at the sadistic grin that my lips were curling into. I could feel the 'fuck you' directed at me just from his glare and the slight sneer on his lips. Kisame immediately took notice of our expressions and laid his cards down, his mood of losing lifted along with mine.

"So Tobi whose your servant for the day?" I asked while trying to contain my giggles. Hidan, Kisame, and my eyes looked over to the fuming Deidara all of us grinning in entertainment at his misfortune.

Tobi is practically in love with him and it's a no brainer that he's going to have to spend an entire day with his second least favorite Akatsuki member. Ohh how revenge is so sweet, him spending an entire day with Tobi is even better revenge than anything I could have cooked up. Tobi was sitting on his knees, bouncing up and down as he tapped the lower part of his swirled mask in thought.

"Well Kisame-sma would be fun because he can go swimming with Tobi and Hidan-san is too scary for Tobi, he would yell to much and Hinata-chan is Tobi's bestest friend and partner but Tobi picks Deidara-sempai because Deidara-sempai and Tobi love each other and will have so much fun getting Dango and playing games together!" He clapped his hands together and leaned over the table to put his face close to Deidara's and got instantly shoved back. Deidara glared harshly towards the rest of us.

"Nobody will have to guess how all of you died."

"Yeah well before that happens explodo-boy don't forget to have a fun with your lover." I smiled cheekily towards him and it only riled him up further.

"HA! I knew you were fucking gay."Hidan gasped out through his fit of laughter. Kisame and I lost it as well laughing intensely at the dejected and infuriated look of the long haired blonde. Tobi hopped over the Table completely and was rocking back and forth on his heels staring at Deidara.

"Come on Deidara-Sempai, Tobi want's to play and you have to come." Deidara got up with slumped shoulders and grumbled under his breath. "YAYYY!" Tobi cheered out waving his hands erratically as they speedily left the room. I turned my attention from the duo to the giant blue man across from me.

"So Shark Boy was that worth missing a bit of training?" I questioned raising an eyebrow towards the person who was most hesitant on coming. He wanted to train with Samehada... not like he never gets to be with it anyways.

"Yeah kid, you were right this was entertaining." He rolled his small black eyes and stood up from the table, chuckling at my fist pump. When Kisame left the room it was just Hidan and I left. His lips turned into an oh-so-sexy (and slightly intimidating) smirk, his magenta eyes staring directly into mine.

"It's just you and me now. What are we gonna do?" Hidan makes me nervous, everything he does somehow makes me feel some type of way. besides all the flirting and apparent love he has for my 'dark side' if you will, he's actually pretty fun to be around.

"Actually I was wondering if you'd tell me about Jashinism. I'm pretty in the dark about what it really is and it's interesting so I'm all ears to learning about your god of chaos." Hidan's eyes opened wide and his mouth dropped open in disbelief before a truly happy look took over his features.

From what I've heard nobody really respects Hidan or believes in his god what-so-ever but if he's truly immortal there has to be some truth to it and I want to know what because if all the idiots like Orochimaru and Sasori want to be immortal I don't get why they wouldn't just become a Jashinist too (it's not like they don't like chaos and destruction too).

"I knew there was a reason Lord Jashin brought us together. Finally a person who is willing to listen to the divine being that is Lord Jashin." Hidan and I grabbed something to drink and for the next hour+ he told me about Jashinism, how he became a Jashinist, and answered all of the questions I had. As much as I thought he was just a mindless killer, he actually has a pattern to his kills and reasons for each of them.

He never kills anyone under the age of 12, he rarely kills anyone who cant fight back, and the reason for his killings are just as sacrificial lambs to Jashin, not for his own pleasure (he gets the pleasure from their pain but doesn't just kill them to feel good).

I still don't want to make light on a lot of the dikish and 'evil' things he does because I still don't like killing all that much but I understand more now that everything he does has a purpose to serve his God. In a way he is the most selfless of all of us, his personal agenda is to serve someone else.

He left his village because he was training to be a ninja but when he was starting out Yugakure decided to become a commercial village and Hidan didn't like how it seemed his village sold itself out just to make more money so when he was contacted by Jashin he jumped at the opportunity.

He also grew up in an abusive household so he killed his parents as his first sacrifices and did the same to everyone he and Jashin deemed the lowest of the low in his village and they all turned into sacrifices for a "divine cause." The chaos that Hidan caused when he went rogue was enough to fuel his gods craving for chaos and each mass killing or attach he does with the Akatsuki is fulfilling the chaotic and bloody lifestyle his god demands.

Immortality is also not granted to those who believe in Jashin, it is granted to those who truly follow the will of Jashin and pray to him/it religiously with and without their sacrifices.

Immortals are few and far between and the symbol of Jashin worn around Hidan's neck is a symbol to all other followers that he is of the highest caliber (kind of like an angel or one of Jesus' disciples ) vessel of Lord Jashin. He also has a tattoo of the symbol on his right bicep which appeared when he was granted immortality (the tattoo he proudly showed off and let me touch and hot damn his arms are rock hard).

The main question I had was about his whole pleasure/pain thing and Hidan feels pain so if I stabbed him in the chest it would hurt him the same it would hurt me. The way he feels pleasure is when he is in the ritual and feels the pain of his sacrifice flooding through his body, something about the pain of his victim flooding between them and through Jashin is like the equivalent of sexual pleasure.

It's like the feeling of suffering shared with another person just makes him feel exhilarated which kind of freaked me the fuck out because the whole causing pain to others for your own pleasure makes little to no sense to me.

Hidan is also kind of a dumbass which I kind of knew but it is super entertaining to see how dumb he is in comparison to a group of genius level ninja. He also flirts constantly with only me because of how I fight or whatever and it's kind of awkward but also extremely entertaining and after hours of talking we are basically best friends because lets add another fucked up person to my list of "I'm friends with mentally unstable killers part 1000000."

"I could drink you under the table."

"You're a minor and half my damn size, one drink and you'll be so fucked." The silver haired immortal yelled back at me.

"No way in hell, I've been learning how to hold alcohol since I was 12 by a master." No way in hell would I lose, Tsunade never seems to be drunk and she drinks like an alcoholic, she does this thing where she uses medical ninjutsu as she drinks to slightly counteract the alcohol to allow her to drink mass amounts without fully getting drunk or getting alcohol poisoning. I've had a few drinks with her and feel like I'd never lose this to a person like Hidan.

"Shut your damn mouth you fucking liar." Hidan and I were extremely close arguing with one another before I shot up and stomped to the kitchen grabbing the 4 bottles of Sake and setting them down between us. Hidan licked his lips and he grabbed one of the bottles, I took another.

"We take one shot every 2 minutes and the first one who is too tipsy to continue loses." I poured my first cup of Sake, Hidan doing the same.

"No chakra, this is a test of tolerance not who can fuckin' control chakra better." My face went slightly pale and Hidan grinned towards me, raising his glass and taking the shot in a single gulp without flinching. It would have been smart for me to back out then and there, no way could I out drink him without chakra, it was physically impossible, but me being a hardheaded idiot decided to continue with the competition anyways.

Losing to Tobi had already wrecked my pride what's one more going to do. I took the shot and winced slightly at the burning sensation of the alcohol making its way down my esophagus.

***

(3d POV)

Hidan easily swallowed another shot grinning in amusement at the girl pouting across from him as she struggled to down the sake, barely managing to keep it down. Her cheeks were flushed from the alcohol and she was swaying in her seat slightly. The Jashinisht was on cloud nine, telling her no chakra usage was genius because her small sized body can't hold alcohol the same way his can giving him an automatic win.

After about 4 shots she was already getting drunk and by the 8th one Hidan knew the pretty little Hyuga wouldn't remember the rest of the night. He was buzzed and extremely entertained at the drunk rambling of his soon to be woman (at least in his mind).

She was pouting because Hidan said Spider-man is stupid, not that he knows who that is, but by her giddy face talking about the spider-asshole made him want to see what would happen if he insulted the fucker. Hinata went off on a rant on everything wonderful about Peter Parker and although she made little to no sense, her passion and adorable way of cursing like a sailor made Hidan think she was even better than before.

When the silver haired man saw Hinata for the first time he was in love with her fighting style it was brutal and bloody then when she fought him he got to see the elegance and beauty in her fighting, it was a perfect and deadly combination that his Lord approved of.

When looking at her Hidan could admit she was pretty, one of the most drop dead gorgeous girls he'd ever seen, if you were into the pretty ninja princesses, and he assumed with her look (completely ignoring her fighting) she'd probably be timid and quiet, a pure bred Hyuga. That was until he'd finally spent time with her.

She was smart, too damn smart, and talked people in circles sometimes but she also was random and sarcastic and had an extremely foul mouth. He felt like his Lord had sent Hinata to him as a reward, she was perfect in every way for Hidan, she could handle his cursing and actually spent the time to learn about Jashinism instead of blowing him off like everyone else in this damned organization.

"You know you're kinda hott~" Hinata slurred as she rested her cheek in her hand. The alcohol had fully taken over her system and she was a goner, all filters she previously was keeping in check were gone. Telling  Sasori he's hot is one thing but telling Hidan, the person who had made it clear he wanted her, was something sober Hinata would probably not have done. Hidan leaned across the small table between them and his eyes were staring directly into her lidded ones.

"Of course I am. What else do you think hot bitch?"

"I get, mm" her head started to slip out of her hand as she talked "kissed by hot guys too much and it makes my brain—fuzzy." Hidan raised an eyebrow in question, that was not the answer he was expecting or wanting to hear.

"Who the fuck has been kissing you?" Hinata's flushed cheeks heated up even more and she giggled, moving to lay in Hidan's lap. A surprising gesture for her, usually awake she is a chaotic as fuck girl but drunk she's more mellowed out.

She already drank past the dancing stage of drunk and went straight into the 'ready to pass out' stage. SHe raised her fingers to count off trying to remember all of the times she had been kissed by somebody else, struggling to really remember anything.

"'Tachi and his brother duckbutt, Shika, Naru-kind of, and Shika again. Oh and a dead guy Haku." Hidan took in the information then lost it in uncontrollable and obnoxious laughter. He was never going to let that high and mighty Sharingan asshole act so much better than anyone else when he and his brother had kissed the same girl and probably doesn't know.

"You, you kissed Uchiha and his brother!" Hinata shot off of Hidan's lap on shaky legs, pointing at him.

"They kissed ME!" She whined. Though she would be lying if she said she TOTALLY hated it.

"What the fuck?" He looked down at her barely awake face and she smiled at him, wrapping her body around his and falling into a drunken induced sleep. Hidan was tempted to leave her sleeping on the ground, it's not his problem that she fell asleep but when Itachi walked in the room to grab food before going back to his room to do god knows what Hidan thought of something more entertaining; trying to piss off the ever stoic Uchiha.

Itachi usually ignored Hidan's presence but when he saw the familiar navy strands of hair across his arm, he stepped closer to Hidan. Everything went red when he saw the Hidan smirking with the faint pink blush of intoxication, Sake bottles, and a passed out Hinata in his, shirtless, lap.

"What. did. you. do." He ground out making Hidan smirk even wider.

"The dumbass challenged me to a drink off, I won. Now I'm going to take her shitty ass to go to her room to fuckin' sleep. What the fuck do you want Uchiha?" Hidan slid his arms under her legs and head, lifting her up then throwing her on his back. He could feel her slow breaths against his neck and the strong smell of Sake permeated his senses. With only a slight stumble Hidan pushed past Itachi, his magenta eyes taunting the Uchiha to do something.

"I'll take her." Hidan stopped in his movements and his slightly face twisted into a sadistic and wild grin.

"What so you can fucking kiss her again?" Itachi stopped in his movements, face unchanging at yet another person learning of his kiss with the younger girl who was peacefully sleeping and mumbling nonsense. Hidan cackled and dropped the last bomb hoping for more of a reaction. "Don't worry about that your shitty little brother had that part covered until the hot bitch met me." Itachi's mind was reeling, his foolish little brother had finally kissed Hinata after years of pretending not to like her.

If he was anybody else he would have been jealous but the older Uchiha felt nothing but happiness that his brother finally grew a pair and kissed Hinata. It meant that Sasuke was happy, that he wasn't as emotionally scarred as he attempted to leave him as and it's all the Byakugan princesses doing. Itachi's lips turned up into the smallest of smiles and he let out a single chuckle, his eyes never leaving the partially hidden face of Hinata.

He shook his head and his blazing red eyes softened slightly. Hinata really was on her way of starting her own Harem and if Shisui was right in his encrypted PS, it would only keep growing. He didn't mind being apart of it with the time he had left.

Itachi noticed how the normally feral Hidan, who sacrificed everyone he could and had no ounce of kindness in his body, was treating Hinata as gentle as possible for the rogue psychopath.

The Uchiha knew that Hidan wasn't lying with all of his 'confessions' towards the wild Hyuga, Hidan was an idiot but he never lied about anything, it didn't go along with his religion or whatever so as much as Itachi didn't want to trust Hidan, he knew that Hinata would be (in relative terms) safe with the Jashinist so before Hidan could provoke any more reactions, he walked away.

Besides if Hidan does anything even slightly bad to Hinata he would rip his head off and feed him is own body parts for food. Itachi mentally reminded himself to check in on the girl later to see if she was having any nightmares or if the alcohol would be enough to knock her into a dreamless sleep. Plus he wanted to see her hungover, that would be interesting to say the least. Shisui had made Itachi find the amusement in an irritated Hinata.

"What in the goddamned fuck just happened?" Hidan spoke to himself in pure confusion. He wanted to piss off the Uchiha bastard, to get some kind of reaction out of him but never did he think he would smile. That little shit fucking smiled when Hidan mentioned his brother, he thought he'd at least be shocked that Hidan finally knew he had a brother. He was wanting a fight but no that goddamned atheist just smiled like hearing his brother and him kissed the same (taken in his mind) girl was great news. "Thank Lord Jashin that I'm the only child."

In Hidan's getting more drunk by the minute mindset after downing a fuck ton of alcohol he struggled to find Hinata's room so he brought them both to his room and threw her on the bed before laying next to her and passing the fuck out, not after going into 'greedy old bastards' room and messing up his stacks of devil money not giving a fuck about the high chance of getting his arm chopped off tomorrow.

***

(Hinata POV)

I woke up in the morning and my head felt like someone had decided to stomp my brains out. I vaguely remember starting a drinking contest with Hidan and us getting into a heated argument about what is better: pleasure from pain or pleasure from winning and then fighting about Spider-man maybe but that one might be a figment of my imagination. After the 5th or 6th shot everything is completely blank and honestly I don't know if I want to remember what I did.

It was only after the pain in my head ebbed enough for me to open my eyes that I realized I wasn't in my room and by the slightly metallic smell of the room it was definitely Hidan's. Huh.

"Oh damn, fuck me sideways, I feel like I was hit with a freight train." I groaned as I pushed myself into a sitting position, the crimson colored blankets pooling around my lap. My hands went to block the fucking bright ass sun from my eyes and I staggered out the door.

I made it to my room and stripped down to just my underwear and wrapped up in the covers to sleep of the shitty feeling of a hangover. Note to self: don't drink when you can't use chakra... or ya know don't get drunk but whatever. When I woke up once more there was a note on my bedside table, a glass of water and some type of pill or something. The note read:

Dearest Hinata-hime,

Sleep off your hangover, you looked a slightly unwell when I checked on you this morning. Drink the water and take the pill, that should lessen the side affects. Love,

I.U.

P.S. I hope you had fun kissing my foolish little brother.

I groaned as I gulped down the glass and knew I said somethings last night to Hidan that he just couldn't wait to share to people. I could hear Itachi's amusement from his stupidly perfect writing. Fuck my life.

A/N: Ok so this is the final chapter before things heat up! I hope you enjoyed the small bit of time with Hidan!

Question: Who would fit the best to be your Boyfriend or girlfriend, female best friend, male best friend, parental figure, and side hoe in naruto? based on personality not your favorites

My answer: Boyfriend=naruto probably, female bestie=Temari, male bestfriend= kiba, parental figure=shikamaru, side hoe=kakashi (I wish he'd be my boyfriend but two emotionally fucked up people would be bad) or madara cuz he's madara