Today is the day before the graduation exams. I woke up extra early, put my hair into a french braid, and got dressed. I grabbed my ninja pouch and made sure I had the seals Naruto made for me in my bag.

I ate a quick bowl of rice for breakfast, making sure I was quiet so I didn't wake dad or Hanabi up, then I left and I ran across the rooftops until I made it to Naru's small apartment and when I went inside, I was surprised he was already finished getting ready and was eating his ramen for breakfast.

He looked up from his ramen and gave me a shit-eating foxy grin. He planned the prank to end all pranks, and with a little help from me, we are going to execute it and not get caught. Naruto grabbed his god awful orange jacket and we were off. I turned on my Byakugan to watch for any ninjas on patrol, and with the stealth Naruto taught me, we made it to the Hokage monument unseen. Putting chakra into our feet, we climbed up the monument and sat atop the 4th's head.

"Got the seals?" Naruto asked, his whole aura glowing in excitement and mischievousness.

"Of course!" I took them out and laid all 4 on the grass in front of us. Naruto explained how I needed to set the last 4 seals after he does his. We kept trying to keep quiet, but were giggling the whole time as he explained it to me. He's really grown in seals, its crazy.

"This is going to be the best prank ever! Then all the villagers will finally notice me dattebayo!" I still hate some of the villagers for their small minds, but anything I can do to help Naruto is worth it. If it means pulling awesome pranks, so be it.

"Hell yeah they will!" We high fived and got to work. Naruto drew his seals he's been working on, on each of the Hokage's faces and inserted his chakra to make them ready for him to activate them.

I carefully laid each of the seal papers he made me and put my chakra into each of them. We made our way to the bottom of the monument, put our hands in the ram seal and sent out a flair of chakra to activate the seals. It was the most amazing sight and I was rolling on the floor laughing.

Each face on the Hokage monument changed the faces of the 4 Hokage's to having Naruto's face on each of them. Not just that, each face was in full color to match Naruto's face and our names were signed across the bottom of the faces as a tribute to our work. Naruto's seal made the illusion of his face instead of the other Hokages.

My seal was the seal for all of the colors. I gave him the idea based on how he wanted to paint their faces, and he executed it perfectly, plus this time its easy clean up for us.

I heard the spluttered gasps of the ninja around us, and one ninja yelled louder than I thought possible:

"The demon boy and Hyuga girl ruined the Hokage Monument!!!" Naruto and I shared a look and ran to the academy, laughing all the way there. We rushed into out classroom and fell to the ground still laughing. After a second, I got back up and looked around at the annoyed looks of my classmates.

"Choji where's Iruka-sensei" I asked confused on why he's gone right at the start of class. Choji continued munching on his chips and responded.

"He's outside looking for you two. Some chunin came running in shouting about you guys." Naruto rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly and laughed.

"he'll never be able to catch us."

"What'd you do that was so troublesome this time?" Shika asked looking bored trying to hide his interest at what we did.

"Look outside at the monument!" Naruto and I shouted at the same time. Everyone, even the girls who hate us, got out of their seats to look at the monument. Most of the people gasped, Kiba and a few others let out loud laughs.

"That is a new level for you guys, who knew the deadlast could do something so smart." Kiba laughed out. Most of my friends just shook their heads in amusement at Naru and I, even the emo duckbutt looked amused.

Some of the girls shouted that we were idiots and worthless troublemakers but we ignored them and sat in our seats. Iruka-sensei came barreling through the door and damn did he look pissed. His face was red with anger as his wild eyes looked around the classroom. When his eyes stopped on us, he looked ready to burst.

"Are you CRAZY? Because of both of your insubordinance, we are going to practice the transformation jutsu AGAIN!" Iruka yelled at us, if he wasn't such a teddybear, he might have been scary. We all rushed into line, Sakura was first of course, the kiss up. She transformed into a copy of what would pass as Iruka.

"Did you see that Sasuke-kun?" She squealed at him, he just ignored her. Sasuke went up next and transformed into a perfect replica of Iruka. He stuffed his hands in his pockets and smirked at me in a silent competition.

All of the girls of course thought it was for them and squealed. I went next and transformed into Gai, giving his signature pose and everything. Iruka flinched but said my transformation was perfect, too perfect.

I laughed and went to my seat, ready for the show that Naruto always provides me with. I put my elbows on the table and rested my head in my hands. Naruto made the handsigns and yelled transform. Chakra surrounded him, and then he was there, but an older, pretty, naked, hot, and female version of himself with cute long blond pigtails.

Blood dripped from Iruka's nose and he passed out. Most of the girls looked disgusted and the guys were either nursing nosebleeds or shaking their heads. I was laughing along with Naruto though.

"Damn, who knew Iruka-sensei was such a pervert." I said, receiving a glare in return from said man.

Finally class was over and I had my final lesson in Kunoichi classes, as well as my final private lesson with Lady Seiko. She told me that I can always go to her though, we have strong bond.

She taught me everything I needed to know about using special tricks as a woman to my use. She also taught me more about water justu. This last year we specifically studied seduction, a tool special Kunoichi use, and since she said I'd be good at it, we learned it.

It's actually pretty useful being a girl as a ninja, there are so many ways to get information. Im not regal or womanly, my grace is on the battle field. I am so thankful for her to have trained me.

The graduation test itself was so easy, we took a written exam and a physical exam. I passed with flying colors, when I got my Hitai-ate, I tied it around my forehead like a proper ninja. At the end of class I walked outside, I saw Naruto sitting on his swing trying not to cry.

As horrible as it is, I'm glad he didn't pass. What happens between him, Iruka, and Mizuki needs to happen. I gave him a small hug and hid myself waiting for Naru to steal the sacred scroll. When he finally succeeded in stealing the scroll, I put my plan into action. Shisui and I have been planning this for a long time.

I swung by one of the secluded training grounds and found Sasuke running through his katas.

"Oi Sasuke, come on lets go home, Shisui-nii and I have something important to tell you." Sasuke looked at me, suspicion written all over his face.

"You never call me by my name."

"Oh uuh, yeah well whatever lets go."

"Hn" I jumped away and headed towards their house, Sasuke in tow. Shisui, Sasuke, and I were sitting around the tea table, drinking tea, basking in the tension I love so much, not.

"Sasu-chan, there's something you need to know about the massacre. Hinata and I have been digging and we finally found what we needed to know, so it's time to tell you. The Massacre of our clan wasn't Itachi's fault. It was because of the clan planning a coup."

"How dare you speak his name, don't try to reason with why he did what he did. He's evil and theres nothing left of him but that." Sasuke was fuming, I rarely see him yell and it was so hard to watch him be so angry and in pain from even thinking about it. I stood and pushed him to sit back down. He was glaring the most vicious look I've seen. Taking his silence, I continued.

"When Shisui was blinded it was because of a man named Danzo Shimura. He is one of the elders of the village and holds power over the council, second only to the Hokage. Danzo is a lowlife scum and he doesn't take threats lightly. The Uchiha clan was planning a coup, like Shishi said. They planned on taking control of the leaf village, killing whoever necessary to do it. There were ways to stop it, thats what Shisui was working on. Danzo on the other hand didn't believe that so he forced Itachi to execute the clan, saying if he didn't Danzo would kill everyone including you. I've been trying to find out the truth of the massacre with Shisui and we did, now it's up to us to stop Danzo."

Sasuke looked stunned. We all sat in silence for a while before I heard sniffing. I looked at Sasuke and he had tears pouring down his face. He stood up and flipped the table.

"Aghhh, everything I thought was wrong, I hated him, he made me hate him, now its all a lie. That bastard Danzo is going to suffer even if it's the last thing I do. We're going to find Itachi and bring him back."

Sasuke was crying harder now, when he talked about Danzo I could feel the hate radiating off of him. I stood up and wrapped my arms around Sasuke. He slumped to the floor, holding on to me tightly as he cried.

"We'll do it together, all three of us." Shisui said. I continued to hold the shell shcoked Sasuke. I knew this news would hurt him, but at least he knows he has his brother. Now I can aslo protect him from Orochimaru since he wont have the same drive for power so he can hunt and kill Itachi.

"We're going to take that fucker down, we'll take him down from the inside and then show everyone who he really is." I said, I got nods in return. Sasuke finally calmed down and we ate dinner together, talking about possible teams.

I got up this morning giddy and nervous. I hope that I'll be on team 7, none of the events seem to truly be a fixed event, so hopefully me ending as top student and top female will put me on the same team as Sasuke and the 'deadlast' Naruto.

Plus Sakura would be a better fit for her, then maybe she can use her control to become a Genjutsu master and stop obsessing over Sasuke.

. I decided to officially put on one of my gifts from Lady Seiko. Her final gift to me was the new outfits she's been designing for me, one is for now, and one is for when I'm older.

she made me the perfect outfits. The one I wear now has a tight-ish lavender kimono top with a dark purple obi that has protective plates in it to guard my abdomen. I also have matching dark purple shorts to go under the kimono.

Then I have transparent lavender thigh high stockings and knee-high high heeled dark purple combat boots. To go along with it, I put on my gloves from Sasuke, strapped my daggers to my back, and attached my weapons holster around my thigh. Now that I'm a real ninja, no more baggy t-shirts or kimonos, it was time for a real ninja look.

I looked badass. I finally truly felt like a kickass female.

I walked down the stairs to say goodbye to my dad, Hanabi already left for the academy. He gave me a once over and said my outfit was well fit for a ninja like myself.

We had a silent breakfast together and he wished me luck on my team. I got up, put my bowl in the sink, and headed to the academy. I slammed the door open and strutted into the classroom, carrying myself with the confidence and deadly authority Lady Seiko taught me. I want people to see me as a force to be reckoned with.

"Damn Hinata, who knew you were such a hottie." Kiba said with a smirk.

"Damn dog boy, who let you go without your muzzle." I said giving him a shit-eating grin Shisui helped me perfect. We had a stare down, then busted out laughing. I walked past him and to Naruto.

"Blondie, you passed! I knew you could do it. You'll have to tell me how later." I said, truly happy he passed. He looked happy when I said congrats, but I noticed as I told him to tell me how, worry and sadness passed across his face before he covered it up with a smile.

"I'm just that awesome dattebayo." We fist bumped and I sat in between him and Sasuke, who were sending each other glares. There were loud footsteps and yelling coming to the door. I hit my head on the desk and mumbled.

"They're coming for you Sasuke." He grunted in annoyance. The door slammed open, harder than when I did it and tumbling in came Ino and Sakura.

"I'M FIRST!" They shouted at the same time, still shoving each other's face.

"NO YOU'RE NOT I AM!" they continued to argue about the centimeter that was between them until finally they looked up and saw Sasuke. Sparkles showed up in their eyes and they started walking over here.

I looked to Naruto and his face lit up. He shot out of his chair and wildly waved his arm around with a smile, thinking Sakura was looking at him. No matter how hard I try, I'll never understand his crush on her, she's a bitch to him and he's blind to it.

"Hi Sakura-chan!" Naruto said to her as she approached him. Instead of responding kindly, she shoved him out of the way.

"Move dumbass." She then turned back to Sasuke, putting on a horrible act of a cutesy and seductive face. "Hi Sasuke-kun. Can I sit next to you?" That last phrase all hell broke loose.

Most of the girls, and a few boys, began to argue about who gets to sit next to Sasuke, completely oblivious to me I guess. The moment I've waited my life to see in person finally arrived.

Naruto was so annoyed with Sakura loving on Sasuke so he crouched on the desk putting his face way too close to Sasuke. They glared at one another, sparks flying between them, and then, *Smack.* The boy in front of Naruto leaned back and moved Naru off balance, pushing him into Sasuke's awaiting lips.

I watched in joy as their lips connected and they looked each other in the eyes, stunned. After a good few seconds, they pushed off of one another and began choking.

"Wow, I didn't know both of you swung that way. I guess you make a cute couple." I said laughing my ass off, Kiba and a few other boys were snickering, Shika was mumbling troublesome while smirking, everyone else was just stunned.

"SASUKE-KUN'S/I'M NOT GAY!" Sure sure. I just love riling them up to yell. Killer intent began to flow. I turned my head and saw the evil looks on all of the girls faces, all directed at Naruto. He sensed the danger and began inching away.

"Oh Fuck." I said to Sasuke. He just continued to glare at the wall contemplating his existence.

"Narutooooo!" The demon fangirls chorused while cracking their knuckles ready to attack. Right as Sakura raised her fist, bringing it down onto Naruto, I flashed in front of them and grabbed her hand.

"Don't. Touch. Naruto." I said in a low growl. Some of the girls backed off, but a few (Sakura Ami) stayed. I released sakura's hand, but punched her into the wall.

I felt a pang of guilt for hurting my former friend, but until she wants to be friends again, I will treat her like anyone else who tries to hurt Naruto. He can defend himself just fine, but he refuses to hit Sakura so I knew he wouldn't do anything to protect himself.

"Unless you want the same treatment as Sakura, stand down and leave Naruto alone. It was an accident." They nodded in slight fear and went to their seats. Finally Iruka-sensei walked in and gave us a speech about teamwork and our start as Genin.

"Team 7..." I tensed up, nervous about the upcoming team placements. "Naruto Uzumaki... Hinata Hyuga... and Sasuke Uchiha." Naruto and I cheered, fist bumping at our successful planning and Sasuke gave me a small smile at actually being on a team. I was elated, this will be perfect to continuing my goals, plus I get a hottie as a Sensei.

"Team 8, Kiba Inuzuka, Sakura Haruno, and Shino Aburame... Team 10, Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Choji Akimichi."

Iruka finished team calling and then Naruto finally realized his final teammate and stood up in the most dramatic Naruto fashion, pointing at Sasuke. "What the hell, why does an awesome Shinobi like me have to team up with a slug like Sasuke-teme!" Iruka looked at him pointedly.

"Well, Sasuke had some of the highest test scores, while you Naruto, had the lowest. We put the best with the worst." Wow, Iruka has no chill and does not sugarcoat. Too bad Naruto actually isn't the worst, he'll show everyone soon how good he really is.

"Hn. Dobe." Sasuke said with an arrogant smirk. Naruto whipped his head to Sasuke glowering.

"What was that Teme?" Diffusing the situation before they could fight like they always do, Iruka called for lunch. Sasuke slipped out the window and Naruto shot off after Sakura, leaving me team less and alone. Shikamaru walked up to me and said I'm eating lunch with his team. We walked together to where Choji and Ino were supposed to be, and before we reached them, Shika stopped and turned to me.

"You troublesome woman, making this difficult. All I wanted was a simple life, but I had to befriend such a nuisance like you, making me distracted with the new look of yours." I'm confused, usually Shikamaru isn't one to ramble like this, especially about something trivial like clothing.

"Huh, what are you talking about Shika, I'm confused." I tilted my head slightly. His cheeks tinted slightly red and I became even more confused.

"Damn it woman. I'll show you later, this is too troublesome right now." Leaving me confused and questioning what the hell he's going on about, I followed after him and enjoyed my lunch, excited for getting to meet the sexy Kakashi Hatake soon.

I took my time getting back to the classroom after lunch, knowing it wont matter since Kakashi is going to be super late. By the time I got to the classroom, all of the teams were gone and it was just Naru, Sasuke, and I. Naruto yelled at me for being so late, but was less mad at me and more mad that our Jounin instructor wasn't here yet. Deciding to kill time, I asked Naruto a question thats been confusing me for both of my lives.

"Hey Naru, why do you like Sakura so much. She's been nothing but bitchy to you since you met, likes Sasuke, but you still like her." At the though of his crush, his eyes shimmered, but stopped as he put on a thoughtful face and began thinking.

"I guess I saw her and she was so pretty, but I'm not really sure. Let me find out and I'll tell you later dattebayo! Can you tell me something though."

"Shoot."

"What do people see in Teme." Said teme was looking out the window, not listening to our conversation (or so Hinata thinks). Yes, time for all of my movie binging to come to life so I can talk about the weird mind of normal girls.

"Well, girls that are so obsessed with Sasuke like him for his looks. He's got that dark brooding vibe and that gets a lot of girls. Guys like Sasuke have this thing called swagger, it varies on the type of swagger for guys, but it really gets a lot of girls to go crazy for them, no matter what personality they truly have. I'll show you real swagger, Sasuke is just a lame example of it, he's a bit too brooding."

"Ok I get it I think, how do I get swagger."

"You will never have swagger, you have that hot yet sweet golden retriever boy look. One day girls will fall head over heels for you. Think about the 4th Hokage, he was a golden boy like you, not a brooding boy like Sasuke."

"Cool, I'm glad, I can't be emo like Teme. What about you Hinata-chan, what kind of guy do you like." I noticed Sasuke tense and turn his head a bit more towards us to listen in. I laughed so hard. Boys, I haven't even thought about what kind of guy I like. Well other than kakashi of course.

"Loaded question dude, honestly I don't know. I guess it depends on the boy, I would say I don't have a specific type. I haven't really spent that much time thinking about it. I don't even have a crush on any real person." They ignored my "real person" statement and huffed.

"You're so lame sometimes Hinata-chan. Make sure I'm the first person you tell when you get a crush dattebayo." He said with a bright grin.

"We'll see about that blondie." I winked and laughed.

After 2 hours, even I was getting annoyed with Kakashi, damn it this is ridiculous. I could be doing something so much better with my time. I was pacing up the walls, Sasuke was brooding in his chair, and Naruto was setting up his eraser prank.

I quickly dropped to the floor and waited in anticipation. Sasuke scoffed at the prank and my eager face, Naruto and I both stuck out tongues out at him. Finally the door began to slide open and a beautiful silver head peaked through, the eraser hitting him right on his gravity defying hair. Naruto fell to the floor laughing, Sasuke looked in condescension, and I looked at him with sparkles. He picked up the eraser and held it in front of us, looking at us with half lidded eyes.

"Maa, my first impression of you guys is... I hate you. Meet me on the roof." Sasuke and Naruto looked slightly crushed, I just laughed it off and we all poofed to the roof.