Fuck.

So you know when you go on a recon-mission and everything is supposed to go all fine and dandy. You get in, find information, study the target, and get out...without being caught? Yeah well that definitely didn't happen. Sasori being from Suna supposedly knew every entrance and exit as well as the times when there is nobody guarding the gates so we took his advice and Deidara and I...who ended up being forced to separate from the rest of our team were surrounded by a good 30 to 40 Jonin and ANBU ninja, all pointing weapons right at us. At least that means Gaara took my threat seriously if security was amped up to this degree but dammit I don't want to die and I don't particularly want to kill all of these people and being with Deidara who has no problem blowing everyone up to kingdom come is just putting me at a lose-lose here.

"Put your hands in the air and explain what the hell you're doing in our village." Deidara smirked and raised his hands into the air, I raised mine as well and opened my mouth to speak and hopefully save us from an unfortunate situation.

"Ha ha so funny story w-" Deidara shoved his hand over my mouth. The mouth on his palm opened and parted my lips with its tongue, shoving its tongue inside of my mouth and then passing a little clay bomb into my mouth. Deidara looked at me, smiling full of mirth and I glared at him, trying to figure out what the hell he's doing.

"You know you shouldn't talk when your mouth is full hmm." And then his arm was tightly wrapped around my chest, pulling me against him as there was a kunai at my throat. "I wasn't planning on getting caught yeah. If you let me out of here, the girl doesn't die un. She's a good friend of the Kazekage and I'm sure he'd appreciate her to visit him alive." The weapons being pointed towards me all shifted to Deidara and they looked between the two of us. I put on my best look of fear, realizing how smart he was actually playing this. The kunai pressed tighter against my neck and drew a bit of blood, Deidara was enjoying this immensely.

"Release the girl." An ANBU barked out harshly.

"Hey-are you sure this isn't a ruse? She is dressed the same as the blonde." A female Jonin questioned worriedly, suspicion evident in her deep brown eyes.

"No I remember Temari-sama mentioning a Hygua being an ally." Another Jonin mentioned and a few spoke in agreement.

"Release the girl. NOW."

"You're lucky Leader-sama said I couldn't make a scene yet yeah? Next time all you bastards will become my art. Katsu." I felt the clay burst in my mouth and I opened it, surprised my head didn't blow up. Instead of sparks, a bunch of green smoke came pouring out of my mouth like I was a fog machine. The entire area was covered and without activating my Byakugan I couldn't see a thing. A familiar arm gripped mine and jumped away, pulling us onto the soft surface of a large owl to fly away on. There were shouts below us but we continued to fly away, heading to the rendezvous point.

"What the hell Deidara! We could have completed your actually not shitty plan without you doing that." I punched him in the shoulder. "Was it really necessary to shove that thing inside of my mouth, never in my life have I wanted to make out with somebody's hand. "

"No un, it wasn't." He smirked impishly and raised the hand, its tongue licking along its lips.

"Then why did your hand shove its tongue down my throat?"
"Because you'd react like this un. You're fun to rile up, yeah." He slung his arm over my shoulder, grinning cheekily. I huffed at his laughter. "You should have seen your face un. I've never seen somebody's expressions change faster in my life, it was pure art yeah." He laughed even harder as we started descending and I cracked a smile. It would have been funnier had it been anyone else.

"Shut up about it already."

"Only if you give my mouth something better to do hmm."

"Wha-" I spluttered indignantly and Deidara let out a deep laugh as he hopped off the bird

"Oh and I gotta say un, you taste much better than clay." He flipped his hair back and and stood beside his partner, the arrogant smrik never leaving his face. I followed suit landing between Tobi and Suigetsu, the former latching onto me excitedly.

"So what did you find out when we were separated, we got nothing."

"The mission is postponed indefinitely. The one-tailed brat is off at an unknown location for an unknown time period and it seems that nobody knows where or why." Sasori's eyes flickered to my form suspiciously but he said nothing else.

"That was almost a complete waste un." Deidara huffed, in agreement with Sasori's annoyance at the time that could have been spent doing literally anything else. I wasn't all that surprised at the worthless endeavor but it still was a waste of time, and energy worrying about the possible fight that almost ensued.

"Man, I spent all that time in this shitty sand village and got nothing out of it. I'm going to tell Leader-sama to never send us on joint missions again." I raised an eyebrow at Suigetsu's annoyance and seeming cocky tone of talking to Pein. Even I'm not dumb enough to do that, his eyes met with mine and then he seemed to realize what he said but of course refused to go back on his word and look like a pansy.

"Oh are you now? I wonder how that's going to go." Tobi giggled.

"Tobi thinks Suigetsu-kun is going to die if he tries to talk to Leader-sama like that." Tobi bounced right up to Suigetsu and began to sniffle. "Please don't die Suigetsu-kun. Tobi doesn't want you do die, nobody else will give Tobi water when he's thirsty!"

"As if I'm going to die at the hands of Leader-sama. I'm only going to die when I've collected all 7 swords."

***

We reported to Pein on the failure of the mission and he was not pleased. Our little squad of five was disbanded and Tobi, Suigetsu, and I were sent off on a mission to find Fū who has Chomei inside of her so that when we capture the other beasts, we can take her in as well and seal her into the statue. Though she will be later because we have to seal the lesser beasts first so the statue can work its way up in chakra and not explode from too much of an influx at once or something.

Fū is supposed to be in Takigakure somewhere and while we all stopped at a small little teahouse to eat, I ran off to go to the bathroom. I winced as I bit into my hand, drawing blood and did the familiar signs for my summoning jutsu. The small, shining body of Sari appeared before me. She was bowing and smiling, I returned the gesture and kneeled down to her height.

"Hello Hinata-hime, how may I help you today?" I pulled out a bag of toffee and handed it to Sari, knowing she has a sweet tooth. She giggled in glee and licked my cheek happily.

"Thank you for your help with Gaara, I have a similar mission. I need you to head to Takigakure and find a woman named Fū. She has short green hair, orange eyes, and beautiful dark skin. Her chakra will be more massive and intense than anybody else there so you should be able to find her easily. Give her this message please."

"Of course Hinata-hime. I would be happy to help you!" I nuzzled her nose with mine and scratched behind her ear eliciting a purr from her.

"Please be safe and when you return home tell Muramasa-sama and the others I say hello. Goodbye Sari-chan." I tucked the small letter into the pouch on her collar and he ran off, moving faster than I could even if I tried, her black fur glittering against the sun. I straightened myself out and licked the blood from my finger so there was no evidence I summoned anything before heading back to my teammates.

"Hinata-chan you're finally back! Tobi was worried, what took Hinata-chan so long?"

"Sorry Tobi-kun, I just had some girl problems to deal with." Suigetsu choked on his yogurt and looked away while Tobi giggled teasingly and got closer to me.

"Oh Oh is Hinata-chan finally a woman? he he, Hinata-chan is bleeding...maybe that is why Hinata-chan is so emotional." He tapped the mouth of his mask like he had just figured out the biggest secret of all. I took a bite of Ikayaki and Suigetsu scooted back, understanding the rule of not talking about that with women, they were just lucky I was too deep into my worries about getting caught in my 'master plan'.

"It's just a joke Hinata-chan, don't get mad. Tobi is just a dumbass remember?" Suigetsu laughed amicably and smiled, getting me to smile in return, though it was probably a bit strained. I was so nervous, the actual comment didn't bother me, I was just panicking because getting caught now would mean absolute failure.

"Tobi-kun, I'm not mad at you, I'm just a bit worried about failing this mission. Leader-sama is already in a bad mood and failing this mission would surely mean some kind of punishment."

"Tobi thinks Hinata-chan should worry less. Tobi is a good boy and won't fail the mission, Hinata-chan can trust Tobi!"

"Yeah don't stress too much about it, it's such a waste of time. Tobi's an idiot but he hasn't failed a mission yet. And you have me, I'm amazing and so we can't fail." He wrapped and arm around my shoulder and held out a spoonful of the melon flavored yogurt he was eating. I gratefully took a bite and let the sweet flavor coat my tongue.

"Thanks guys."

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(3d person POV)

Fū was resting at her home on the outskirts of the village...alone as always. She loved adventure and doing fun things, meeting fun people but all of that was hard for her. being the container for the 7 tails, she was despised by her entire village even though she was the only thing protecting them from the rampaging Chomei inside of her. Normally Fū would be out doing something exciting or training but the time spent with her village, being their weapon on display for them all to scoff and glower at was draining and she was tired, she was lonely so when there was scratching outside her window she didn't hesitate to open her window. A small black lion entered the room and Fū squealed, petting the creature immediately, a bright smile on her pretty features.

"Ohh 'ssu you're such a pretty little kitty! What brings you to my home 'ssu?" She spoke happily, petting the lioness softly not expecting a response so she jumped slightly when the soft, sweet voice of Sari spoke up.

"Hello miss, are you Fū?"

"Oh my KAMI! You can talk?? Please let me keep you, you're so adorable 'ssu. Yep, I'm Fū!" The Jinchuriki spoke excitedly, eyes glittering with interest.

"My name is Sari-chan, I would love to play with you but I already have a master, I am sorry." Sari bowed apologetically but was given a kind smile in return.

"It's ok 'ssu, why are you here?" Sari turned so Fū could see the letter sticking out, the girl grabbed it and carefully opened it, scanning over the contents while Sari rested in her lap. Each word made her jaw drop wider and wider.

Dear Fū-san,

My name is Hinata Hyuga. I am an undercover member of the Akatsuki on a mission from the leaf village and my goal is to protect the Junchuriki like yourself from being captured to ensure your safety and the prevention of the end of the world. I understand our villages are not strong allies but my goal is not just for the sake of the village, I genuinely want to protect you and Chomei inside of you. Two of my closest friends are Jinchuriki, Gaara no Sabaku host of the one tails and Naruto Uzumaki host of the 9 tails. I am doing everything in my power to protect them and everyone else alike. I am on a mission to scout and capture you to be sealed and you will die if this is accomplished so I'm begging you to please trust me. Go to the leaf village, find either the Hokage, Kakashi Hatake, Shisui Uchiha, or Naruto Uzumaki and let them know I am the one who sent you. They will welcome you with open arms as well as be accepting and caring for who you are. I promise they will provide you protection and make sure that you are not killed. I will meet you at some point as well but for now I am trying to prevent anybody else from being sealed. Do not let anybody know where you are going and why, please listen to me. I hope you do so that you can survive. I wish you the best.

Hinata Hyuga

Fū was shocked, she did not ever expect to get a letter like this in her life, but she believed it especially since the girl used Chomei's name not just calling her a demon, that was a sign of trust if there was one. The words seemed to raw and honest for this Hinata girl to be lying and it wasn't as if she had strong ties to her village, they all hated her so if she would be able to find interesting people that would accept and care for her, it was a risk worth taking. She stalked out of the village that night and made the long journey to the leaf, finding Kakashi Hatake and being welcomed into the protection party, meeting the other two Jinchuriki as well. Fū decided she might like it with these new people and it made her giddily excited to meet Hinata, especially with all the high praise she received from Gaara and the funny stories told by Naruto.

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(Hinata pov)

Finding out where Fū lived was exceptionally easy. The people of Takigakure held extreme contempt for the woman and they were very willing to give up the location of where she resided because they did not care for her safety. A few people even hopefully questioned if we were going to harm her or kill her, god people are such assholes.

We checked around all of her usual spots she spent time in but she wasn't there so we ended with going to a small house on the outskirts of the village, it was little and surrounded by pretty flowers and a little stream ran beside the estate. We busted the door down and looked around finding no sight of her, there wasn't even a trace of her massive chakra anywhere. Her clothes were packed up and it was obvious she wasn't there or going to be there for a while. I let out a deep sigh of relief and met back up with Tobi, whose fists were clenched and there was just the slightest intimidating pressure of bloodlust baring down on me as I stared at the wall he was looking at. In bold red letters there was a giant 'Hi Akatsuki.' The bloodlust baring down on the room retracted before it could be fully traced back to Tobi, but I knew...he was infuriated. I was interfering with his-well Zetsu's-plan and he had no idea who it was or how it was happening. Suigetsu entered the room and whistled with amusement and slight fear, he knew exactly what was happening as well.

"Tobi thinks somebody is playing a prank on the Akatsuki and Leader-sama is not going to be happy!" His high giddy voice was just slightly deeper and strained, if Tobi knew it was me, I'd be dead right now.

"We're fucked." I muttered.

"Yeah." Suigetsu breathed out in agreement.

"Whelp, lets go report our mission and see how the other people have fared."

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Omake: Hinata gets her first period

For the last few days Hinata had felt off. Her stomach was constantly hurting, making it feel like there was a massive weight sitting inside of her body and crushing her muscles. She also was confused, it was like everything she was feeling was amplified by 10 and the littlest things set her off and made it so she wanted to cry or punch somebody in the face.

On her way to the hideout from returning from her mission, the only thing she wanted to do was have Itachi brush her hair as she curled up in a ball and was fed some of Hidan's dessert. Before she entered the hideout fully, she stopped as she felt her underwear get wet, it felt like she was peeing but like not really, she could feel something warm and wet dripping down her thighs and her face flushed red when she realized what was happening. Honestly she was so unprepared for this, she completely forgot that periods even happened because she was 15 and it had never crossed her mind but now, she felt like an idiot. And she was pissed about it, this is why she was fucking feeling so shitty, she finally understood the plight of women complaining about the pain, it was horrendous.

Kisame could smell blood when the barrier to the hideout was opened, he recognized the scent of Hinata's team so he went to check it out, Itachi following along incase Hinata was the one injured. The smell of blood was stronger when the trio walked into the room but Kisame could smell a difference between regular blood and what he was smelling now, this smelt strongly of hormones as well. One look at Hinata's blushing face and he figured out what was going on. They locked eyes and he grinned raising an eyebrow and shifting his eyes down then back up, making her pout and blush harder, her legs crossing over one another tightly.

"Itachi-kun, our little Orokamono is finally a woman." He chuckled as everyone took a second to figure out what was going on. Itachi's eyes were open in shock just for a second and he turned to Hinata.

"So the blood was..."

"Yep!" Kisame chirped, finding extreme amusement at the embarrassment of Hinata.

"Kisame-san, leave it alone. Hinata-hime, go shower. I will see if Konan-sama has anything you can use." Suigetsu opened his mouth to speak, the grin on his face was matching with Kisame's but before he could say anything, Hinata shot a glare towards him and he raised his hands and just headed to his room.

***

"So you're saying you fucking bleed once a month just because you're finally hitting puberty?" Hidan questioned, trying to figure out why she was washing clothes that were covered in blood waist down

"Yes." Hinata sighed, already done with the shit of womanhood and she didn't need Hidan messing with her for it as well, Kisame and Suigetsu were enough. The shark because he could smell it and would always know.

"Thats so fucking hot." He grinned, leaning into her and sniffing the metallic smell she was washing away.

"HIDAN!"

A/N: Guys this Omake was so freaking fun to write...Idk why I thought of it but when I did...I was like oh shit Kisame can smell it and that would be so freaking funny. Getting your period in high school isn;t the end of the world though so if you don't have it now and you're like 13 don't stress.. I hit puberty super late too. Also its time I'm fucking up the timeline now truly...Anyone know how it's going to go? we're getting closer and closer to retuning home! Love you all thanks for reading