LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z- Wait shit wrong book!

Last time on a love book (I forgot why I made this WAAAAAAH), Kirito had walked into Radone, the loving Raiden Ei rip off girlfriend. Now you might be wondering "WTF Zen?! Why you got to drop the ball on us?!" Well time to show you why I hate my life and was dared to write this story by my woman Val (FUCK YOU VAL...I am so dead after this) anyways have fun!!

Badum badum badum

Kirito: "I am sorry say that again?!" He exclaimed while staring at her eyes and then looking at her attire which strangely consists of all purple.

Raiden- I mean Radone had looked down to see where his eyes were looking before giggling and pushing herself on his body. "If you wanted to ogle my body while in public then you must be very pent up, babe~"

Now you might wonder why the fuck does Raiden- MOTHERFUCKER WHY DO I THINK OF RAIDEN!!....Radone is all clingy and so hot? Because why the fuck not? Anyways she was known to Kirito as a obsessed and possessive woman who loves him. Looks both ways...that woman would sneak into his dorm and suck him off in his sleep. Now Kirito was pent up but he was curious before since last chapter he somehow broke up with his girlfriend while drunk yet he don't remember.

Kirito: "Wait I wasn't drunk last night was I?" He thought before having a flashback..

LAST FUCKING NIGHT ON THE BAY

Two men were walking to a car standing in an open parking lot at the bay while seeing two big Russians get out of the car. Of course you think "hey it's a good old weapons dealing!!" SLAP no the fuck it ain't!!

Russian: "So you brought the memes and coke?" He asked while smoking a lollipop and coffee.

Now of course the first buyer decided to bring out the supply while smirking and rubbing his hands like he gonna get sus. Well couldn't be more wrong since his partner opened the briefcase showing many memes and coca cola cans in it. So Russian guy number one decides to inspect it while smiling while the main supplier speaks up

Bitchass: "Yo punk, you buy from bitchass you got to buy the whole thing a bobby!! I had to sneak this out of MIT to get here" he scratches his nose while of course pulling his pants over his small bitch of an ass. Wait...who the fuck named you?!

Of course the guys were about to handshake it off like mothertruckers until someone lands on the car. Well mostly lands while drunk and in all black.

Kirito: "Halt criminal scum!! I'm Batman you fucks!!" Well shit...he is drunk. Anyways of course he had a fake batman mask on and he was slurring his words while wielding a fucking lightsaber and- WAIT WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET A RED LIGHTSABER?!

Your phone is linging!! Your phone is fucking linging!!

Back to now:

Kirito: "Oh I was drunk and thought it was a random number, babe"

Radone smiled before walking away to Kirito's dorm while pulling out a whip. Well today seems like a fucked up day!

Sorry guys I am sick but was too lazy for a long ass chapter. I am still working on my other books since I want them to be perfect while this is a joke book...yeah anyways have fun and bye