My Mom

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby leave the nursery, holding a lemon tree. Rigby ties the tree to the golf cart. "Guys, hurry up! Tie it down, we're gonna be late!" (Y/n) said. The trio jump inside the golf-cart and drive off. A car stops. "Go, Go, Go! Take that street!" Rigby said. They make a sharp turn. "We're not gonna make it, we're not gonna make it!" Mordecai shouted. Meanwhile, Benson and Skips are standing around at the park.

Benson checks his watch. "I knew it. I knew they'd be late." Benson said. "This is gonna be close." (Y/n) said. Benson and Skips watch over the hill for (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, but they're not coming. "That's it." Benson said. Benson and Skips approach the cart before the trio suddenly come up driving. (Y/n) gasps. "We we made it! We made it!" The trio suddenly hit a rock, sending them out of control. They hit a lamppost, which the tree is lodged into. Mordecai tries to get it out, but the leaves fall out.

The trio pick up the broken tree anyway and show it to Benson and Skips. "Here's the lemon tree you asked us to pick up." (Y/n) said. "Right on time." Benson watches the sole lemon fall off the tree. "I think the guy sold us a lemon, know what I'm sayin'?" Rigby asked. Mordecai and Rigby snicker as (Y/n) face palms.

"Sorry Benson." She said. Benson turns red, growls at them, upset and angry that they failed their job, and he's about to yell, but quickly calms down. "No. You know what? I blame myself. I should've known better than to trust you two morons with such a straightforward task. You obviously need more supervision than just (Y/n)." Benson said. "Super-what-now?" Mordecai asked. Benson picks up a walkie-talkie on the golf cart. "Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, get down here. I need you to watch over Mordecai and Rigby with (Y/n)." Benson said. "We'll be right there." He replied. "What?" Mordecai asked.

"No way!" Rigby drops the part of the tree he has onto the ground in anger after hearing their names. "You can't stick us with Muscle Man and Hi Five. Those guys are turds!" Rigby said. "They have the combined intelligence of bread-mold. Come on, Benson. Give us one more chance." Mordecai said. "No more chances. I'm sending you to the nursery to pick up another lemon tree. If you screw up again, I'll have Muscle Man and Hi Five help (Y/n) supervise the next job. Then the next job, and the next." Benson turns red. "GET IT?!" "Yes. Um, yes, sir." Mordecai said.

"I'm sure." Benson drives the cart as he and Skips leave. "Aw, man!" Rigby said. "Great, now we're stuck with Muscle Man because of you idiots." (Y/n) said. "Hey, don't pin this on us, this was YOUR fault!" Rigby shouted, glaring at her. "My fault?! How?!" (Y/n) asked. "Well maybe if you were better at doing your job then he wouldn't have asked Muscle Man to help you watch us.

Not that we need either of you." Rigby snapped, crossing his arms. "Well CLEARLY you DO, because this was actually your fault! You two are the ones who are always screwing things up!" (Y/n) snapped. "Us?! Are you listening to yourself?! You obviously aren't-" "dudes, enough!" Mordecai shouted, glaring at his best friends. The raccoon and chipmunk glared daggers at each other while growling. Mordecai holds a hand to his face. "Guys, turn off the stupid, would ya?" He asked. Rigby huffs, then crosses his arms and turns away from (Y/n) childishly. "Fine." Mordecai sighs. "Ugh, this blows." Rigby said. "You know what the worst is?" Mordecai asked. "The smell?" Rigby asked.

"No, Rigby. Those lame "my mom" jokes Muscle Man always tells." Mordecai said. Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost drive up from over the hill. "WHOOOOO!!!" "Oh great." (Y/n) said. Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost drive in. "Well, well, well. Sounds like someone needs some supervision. You know who else needs supervision? MY MOM! Haha, yeah!" Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost hi five each other. "Now get in the back so I can help the pretty lady supervise you." Muscle Man said, (Y/n) cringed at this while Mordecai and Rigby looked rather angry. The trio, Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost are now in the golf cart together. Loud music blares. "WHOOOOO!!! Oh, yeah. This song rocks. You know who else rocks this hard? MY MOM!" Muscle Man said.

"We know..." (Y/n) said. "I don't know how long I can take this." Rigby said. "I know dude but if we don't pull this off..." Mordecai said. "Aw, sick. Don't look, (Y/n)." Rigby said as Muscle Man's crack is seen. "I love this tasty lick!" He said. "That's it! I'm jumping!" Rigby said. "Right behind you." (Y/n) said. "No, dudes. Don't worry. There's the nursery. This will all be over soon." The cart passes the nursery. "Whoa! Dude!" Mordecai looks back at the nursery. "You just passed the nursery!" He shouted. "Pull your panties out of your butt, bro. I know a shortcut." Muscle Man said. "But it was right there!" (Y/n) said. "Who's supervising this mission? ME, that's who! So, shut your word-hole, I'm listening to my jams." Muscle Man said.

"(Y/n) is supervising too you know." Rigby scowls at him slightly. The cart stops in the middle of a forest. "What? Where are we? Why are we stopping?" (Y/n) asked. "It's lunchtime," Muscle Man points to a taco stand. "This place has the best tacos in the city." He chuckles. "You know who else has the best tacos in the city?" He asked. "Your mom?" (Y/n) asked in an irritated tone. "Dude, Benson will blow a fuse if he finds out we were slacking off." Rigby said.

"You know who else would blow a fuse if she found out we were slacking off?" Muscle Man asked. "We don't have time for this." Mordecai said. "You know who else doesn't have time for this?" Muscle Man asked. "UGH!!!" The trio shouted. "You know who else says "Ugh"? MY MOM! Hyah!" Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost hi five again. "Can we please get lunch after we pick up the tree?" (Y/n) asked. "No can do. Hi Fives has gots to have his tacos. Watch this." He picks up a walkie-talkie. "Hey, Benson, we're gonna pull over and grab some lunch. That cool?" He asked. "Go for it. I know you guys will get it done." Benson said. "Whoa!" Mordecai and Rigby said. "Benson is never that cool with us!" Rigby said. "What? Don't you guys check in?" Muscle Man asked.

"Uh, no." Mordecai said. "You gotta check in. Benson's the boss. He needs to know where you are at all times. WHOOOOO, LET'S EAT!" Muscle Man said. "How come you never check in?" Rigby asked. Mordecai pushes Rigby away and (Y/n) snickers. "Muscle Man! H.F.G.!" Taco Guy hi fives Hi Five Ghost. "I haven't seen you guys in ages. Who is that chipmunk and those losers?" He asked. "Just some chumps I'm supervising. I gotta make sure they're doing it right. Well, the pretty lady is helping me." Muscle Man said. "I feel sorry for you guys." The guy said. "You know who I feel sorry for? MY MOM!" Muscle Man said. "OHHHHH!" Muscle Man shakes the stand.

"OHHH!" (Y/n) punches Rigby. "Ow!" Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost and the Taco Guy laugh. "Here's a round of tacos for makin' me laugh." Taco Guy hi fives Muscle Man. "Oh come on! You actually thought that was funny?" (Y/n) asked. "I guess Muscle Man is really insulting himself." Rigby said. "And his mom." (Y/n) added, and Rigby snickers. Moments later, back in the forest, Muscle Man is drinking a soda. "It's getting late. Shouldn't we be at the nursery by now?" Mordecai asked. "Relax, Hi Fives is on it." Hi Five Ghost opens the engine cover. "He knows how to hot-wire the cart, to make it go crazy-fast. You know who taught Hi Fives to hot-wire the cart to get away with slacking off at work and not get in trouble with his boss?" He pauses.

"My uncle, John. He's a mechanic." He said. "...That's cool." Rigby said. "You know who taught him? MY MOM! YES!" Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost hi five each other a third time. The trio look at each other and get on the cart. "Let's ride, babies!" Later, they're all in the cart together as Muscle Man disobeys a railroad sign and jumps right over a moving train. "The road's back there!" (Y/n) shouted. "Don't tell me where the road is, baby." Muscle Man drives into a puddle, over a rocky road, runs over traffic cones and jumps the car again. "WHOOOOO!" Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost and Rigby said. They pass a police car. The cop watches.

The golf cart is reflected on his sunglasses. He drives up to the golf cart. "Yo, Muscle Man! You know how to break the law in all the right ways!" The officer said. The two high five. "WHOOOOO! WHOOOOO!" "What was that?" Mordecai asked. "This is awesome!" Rigby said. "Yeah, you would enjoy this." (Y/n) said. The cart stops at the nursery. "We're here." The trio are trying to lift up a lemon tree inside the nursery. "What are you doing? You're trying to throw your backs out? You don't lift it like that." Muscle Man said. "Huh?" (Y/n) asked. "That's what Bobby's for. Hey, yo, Bobby!" Bobby approaches them. "Bobby here lifts like a champ." There's a short silence. "Hey Bobby, you know who else lifts like a champ? MY MOM!" Bobby laughs and high fives Fives and Muscle Man and picks up the tree.

"What?" (Y/n) asked. "Dudes, I think Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are actually kinda cool." Rigby said. "Lift with the legs, Bobby! The legs! Like my mom!" Muscle Man. Bobby laughs. "You're killing me, man!" He said. "Of course you'd think that." (Y/n) said. "Well, I'm glad this is finally over." Mordecai said once they're back on the road again. "Come on, it wasn't—" Rigby began. Mordecai looks back. "Dude! You just passed the park!" He shouted. "What's the hurry, grandma? We have all day, let's have some fun." Muscle Man said. "Ugh!" Mordecai and (Y/n) said. "Come on, dudes, just give him a chance." Rigby said. They all go to an arcade, where Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost and Rigby play Giganto-Fist. Muscle Man looks over at Mordecai and (Y/n), and shows them quarters. Mordecai inserts it into the machine,

which attracts Mordecai to play. Next is the movie theater. The slime monster reaches out for the girl in the red dress. The crowd are all wearing 3D glasses. Muscle Man gives Mordecai some popcorn, which he eats. Third is at a bowling alley. Hi Five Ghost bowls a strike, and the gang all cheer for him. Muscle Man and Mordecai hi five each other several times, followed by one final five-way hi five. Muscle Man is now driving the golf cart again. "Dude, Muscle Man's pretty cool." Mordecai said. "All except for those "my mom" jokes. I'm gonna say something." (Y/n) said. "No, don't! Don't try to change Muscle Man, it's not cool!" Rigby said. "Hey, guys. I haven't had quality bro time like this in ages. We should do this all the time. I know I mess around a lot, but you guys are the best." He pauses. "Uh, but (Y/n)'s a girl." Rigby said.

There was an awkward pause for a moment. "True, but she acts more like a bro than a chick, don't you think?" He pauses when he comes to a realization. "Huh. Probably because she hangs around you two so much, huh?" Muscle Man teases playfully. The trio stare at him in surprise. "Uh, I mean... I guess." Mordecai said, and he scoffs. "You guess? Face it, you two have totally rubbed off on her, bro." Muscle Man smirks at them. "I mean, she wasn't like this at all before you two showed up. She was actually pretty shy and private when she first arrived at the park, Bros." Muscle Man said.

"Really?" Rigby asked, then looks over at her. "Yeah, it's true, I was..." she said. "I mean, she opened up to all of us eventually, but still, she's definitely changed since the two of you came along." Muscle Man said. "How long ago did you arrive at the park, (Y/n)?" Mordecai asked curiously, and she rubs her right arm uncomfortably. "Well... when I first started working here I was 14 so..." she began. The duo's eyes widen in shock. "Fourteen?!" They asked, and she nods, not making eye contact. "Why start working so young?!" Rigby asked. "I..." she tries to explain her situation. "I needed a place to stay and Benson was kind enough to hire me as a groundskeeper there so..." (Y/n) said. "Wow, (Y/n). I... I had no idea." Mordecai said, frowning slightly. "It's fine, I don't really talk about my past anyway so..."

There was another awkward pause, and Muscle Man decides to steer the conversation towards something else, noticing the tension growing. "Hey, Mordecai, you know who else messes around a lot?" He asked. Mordecai frowns. In slow motion, Muscle Man says it: "MY MOM!" He starts laughing. Mordecai, annoyed, by yet another "my mom" joke, finally has enough. "Dude, you're saying it wrong." He shouted. "Mordecai!" Rigby shouted. "What was that, bro?" Muscle Man asked. "Muscle Man, that joke doesn't make any sense. Whenever you say stuff like that, you're making fun of your own mom." Hi Five Ghost starts freaking out. "It should be "your mom", not "my mom". He continued. "What do you mean?" Muscle Man asked. "Well, for example, you know who else has a gap in their teeth? YOUR MOM!" A distressed,

Hi Five Ghost tries to stop him; only to be ignored by Mordecai. "Or, you know who else is prematurely balding? YOUR MOM! Dudes, help me out." He said. "You know who else finds their clothes in the garbage? YOUR MOM!" Rigby said. "You know who else lives in their car? YOUR MOM!" (Y/n) said, joining in. Muscle Man looks around, visibly frustrated, starts fuming. "You know who else has fat ankles? YOUR MOM!" Rigby said. "You know who else can't tell a—" "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY MOM?! YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF MY MOM! NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY MOM!" Muscle Man shouted. "Yo, little brother! My ears are ringing! Is someone making fun of our mom?!" Muscle Bro (John) asked.

"Yeah, they are, bro!" Muscle Man said. "Oh no, bro!" "I know, bro!" Muscle Man said. "That's it! I'm coming up there!" Muscle Bro said. The trio look at each other scared. "You ladies are about to wish you were never born! GET OUT OF THE CART!" The trio do so. "You're gonna get it! Nobody makes fun of my mom! Nobody!" He huffs and puffs. Then, all of a sudden, the ground splits. A burning truck emerges from the ground. Muscle Bro steps out. "Which one of you girls was talking about my mom?" He points at Rigby. "Was it you, Tiny?"

He knocks him over and goes to Mordecai. "Or you, string-bean?" He pushes him too. "Or you, little girl?" He pushes (Y/n) hard, and she falls to the ground. Mordecai and Rigby glare at him for that. "Hey!" Rigby shouted. "Don't touch her!" Mordecai shouted. "Slience!" He shouted, scaring them more. "We were just—" Mordecai said. "So it was all of you!" Muscle Bro said. "I think they hurt mom's feelings, bro." Muscle Man said. "You hurt our mom's feelings." Muscle Bro lifts up a picture. "Pay her a compliment, tell her she's beautiful. TELL HER!" He shouted. (Y/n) shakes in fear and horror. "Uh, you're beautiful, Muscle Man's mom." She said. "Now, kiss the photo and tell her you're sorry." John holds photo to her face. "Sorry." She kisses the photo.

Her best friends quickly do the same. "Fire up the grill, bro." John puts a grill on the ground, lights it ablaze, and Muscle Man comes up to put the photo on the grill. John flips it, and then hands it to Muscle Man. "Eat this picture of our mom, or you'll be sorry!" He said. "Please, don't make us eat the picture..." (Y/n) said. "EAT IT!" Muscle Man and Muscle Bro shouted. Muscle Man rips the photo in half, then a second time, and hands the halves to the trio. Shaken by the wrath of two muscle bros, Rigby bites into his half first, then Mordecai, then (Y/n). Muscle Man and John laugh at them. "Wha...?" (Y/n) asked. "You should have seen the look on your faces!" Muscle Bro said. "We got you good!" Muscle Man laughs. "What?" Mordecai asked.

"It was all a prank and you chumps fell for it!" They hi five each other and laugh once again. Hi Five Ghost comes out of the bushes to hi five Muscle Man. "That's not even a picture of my mom," the trio put the three pieces together. "It's a picture of my butt cheek! I just squished it up to look like a woman's face." He said. "Aw, sick!" Mordecai said as the trio were disgusted. "Are you still hungry? Cause I got multiple prints. That's right. I dabble in photography." Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost, as well as John, three-way hi five. (Y/n) instantly flared up in anger and the duo ran for cover.

"MUSCLE MAN YOU BIG JERK!" She shouted furiously, everything around them shakes from her outburst, and the duo wince when they hear Muscle Man's screams of pain, knowing what was happening. "Thanks for picking up this tree. I knew I could trust you two. As for you two, next time I ask you to do something, do it right or I'll have them help (Y/n) supervise you again. Got it?" Benson asked. "You know who else is going to have to get supervised again for not doing it right?" He's seen twirling his shirt around while on top of the cart. "MY MOM!" Hi Five Ghost starts driving the cart around. "WHOOOOO! Later, ladies!" They drive off, leaving the trio incredibly furious. "I really hate Muscle Man." Mordecai said. "You know who else really hates Muscle Man?" Rigby asked.

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