Because someone's coming from out of town, and they've asked you for lunch, dinner, and pretty much overnight gossip and selfie-taking. And you're an asshole if you say no.

And when the day comes and you're supposed to leave in three, four hours, you're on wattpad giving yourself a pep-talk and reminding yourself that this friend you're meeting is a really decent human being who doesn't deserve to be cancelled on just because you're too much of a lazy shithead to go out.