I'm upset that Wattpad took down the first one 😔
But I made this now!
So, here it is- enjoy 🙌

Have fun trying to guess them!
Maybe we like the same stuff! 🫶

This will be updated randomly, always more to be added!

(Made on November 11th, 2024)

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"Are you threatening me with a spoon?"

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"Sir Gwaine- was slain. With a fishing rod."

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"I had a dream. Of a cheese that tasted of apple pie. Anyone else have that dream?"

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"Why are we like this?"

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"Mining away- I don't know what to mine. I'll mind it anyways."

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"It's never Lupus!"

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"Everybody lies."

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"Trust no one."

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"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"

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"So these- or this? This or these?
Is it a these or this now?
These this."

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"Darn beautiful men, always- eating out of my trash."

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"You threw off my groove!"

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"I found it in the octopus garden"

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"No being sad on my birthday."

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"I would never order a whole pizza for myself."

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"It's okay, I'm the manager."

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"Rest easy- I have cheese in my pants."

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"It's Ray's limousine service! Not gay limousine service!"
"Im gonna call them right now and get this straight!- corrected."

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"If you get a small role- put some butter on it!"

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"This channel is for emergency calls only."

"No fucking shit lady- does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza!?"

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*punches doctor

"Okay I'm not convincing as a doctor."

"Oh the felonies just keep piling up!"

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"When you see him, you can say-Thank god it's Friday!"

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