My latest offering is a small-ish collection of prose and limerick-like poems. I tried to pass them off as limericks (the real thing),but my husband, who, by the way, is very supportive of my writing and loves it that I'm putting my stuff on Wattpad, insists that they're not limericks. You can't argue with someone who taught Year 12 (i.e Senior High School) English. So they're Limerick-like or mock-limericks. This collection will grow in time to include anything that I consider Reely, Trooly Ridiculous (yes I know I've spelt really and truly wrongly-it's deliberate)

The first bit of nonsense is a piece I dreamed up in Easter 2016 to include as a present, with choccies of course. It's called Multiple Personality Easter Bunny. By the way, I love Easter Bunny ( I mean, who doesn't), just in case anyone thinks I'm mocking another seasonal icon. Enough said. Just read and have fun.

Note: E.B stands for Easter Bunny! ( well of course it does)

Multiple Personality Easter Bunny:

I'd like to introduce you to Easter Bunny as you've never seen him/her before (let's not be sexist). Imagine a sort of diorama,showing the various facets of Multiple Personality Bunny:

Bully Bunny : E.B. is shown towering menacingly over a much smaller bunny.

Boxing Bunny: E.B wears boxing gloves and practices punching another unfortunate bunny or bunnies into oblivion.

Blonde Bombshell Bunny: E.B is featured looking very girly, complete with long eyelashes, blonde wig and spends much of his/her time preening in front of the mirror.(who said E.B. couldn't be a cross-dresser?)

Brainy Bunny: E.B.is now wearing glasses, a professor's cap and gown and is poring over a book. Can also be dubbed Bookworm Bunny or Boring Bunny.

Bad-Dream Bunny :This is the E.B from hell, complete with bared teeth and glowing eyes.

Burglar Bunny:  E.B.wears a balaclava and carries a torch and big bag for his loot (i.e your Easter eggs. You didn't think he actually enjoyed giving them all away to greedy little buggers did you)?

Bunyip Bunny: Here E.B. is a mixture of a Bunyip (a mythical Australian creature) and a bunny. Wears a hat with corks and says mate and bugger-off a lot (to the flies).

Boozy Bunny : E.B.is now well and truly drunk and out of it and is surrounded by empty bottles.

Sort of gives a whole new meaning to Easter Parade doesn't it?

 Happy Easter, everybody! Even though it was a few weeks ago.