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Killer paced back and forth in his room pondering how much longer he'd wait for the woman. He'd hope that today's plan will go flawlessly, but was concerned with the lot he assigned with this task. The transponder snail's purrs caught his attention.

"What is it Heat?"

"Sir, how much longer? It's been hours since we docked and some of the men are considering bailing."

"They better not or else-"

"Killer?" He flinched from the suddenness of (Y/n)'s voice.

"Got to go, get them ready," he ordered and hung up. "(Y/n), good you're here."

"Yeah, I had my fill, so how am I gonna get Kidd away?" (Y/n) stretched her limbs and cracked her neck.

"You're not doing this alone, a few others will help you, me included." Killer roams his hand in a drawer until he found what he needed. He tossed a snail at her and she clumsily caught it. "Here's how it'll go. I'll provoke Kidd and make a break for it into the island." (Y/n) stopped her stretches to look at the masked man.

"Provoke him? Are you sure about that?"

"It's the only way, it's risky but it'll get him away, beside you will be with the men and they'll act as decoys to help you. If you get lost then call us with the snail."

"Okay? Well then, what will you do to provoke him?"

"Don't worry about that part," Killer whispered into her ear and left.

"I don't like how secretive you've been, Killer," she mutters to herself.

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Killer walked up on deck and headed for the workshop. Three knocks and Kidd granted him entrance. The redhead sat hunched over in his chair. He was in the mist creating some sort of gadget as small flashes of light and crackling could be heard at the table in front of him.

"What happened Killer?" He asked bluntly.

"Nothing captain,"

"You're using formalities, something's wrong."

"There's just this thing I need to tell you."

"You better not be acting like a motherfucking school girl."

"Nah it's not like that I just wanted to say that...I've...been..."

"Spit it out goddamn it!"

"I've been sleeping with your sister." The flashing light and crackling stopped.

"You what now?" He slowly turned to face the blond.

"I've been sleeping with (Y/n) behind your back."

"You..." he growled, " Got three fucking seconds to run you son of a bitch!" No need for him to say it twice. Killer bolted like lightning with the red blur of Kidd behind him.

"The Turnip has rampaged," he said to the snail, "I repeat, the turnip has rampaged." The other snails replayed his voice.

"Who's the turnip?" Heat's voice erupted from the snail.

"What's a turnip?" Said another crew member.

"The turnip. Has. Rampaged!" Killer seethed.

"You motherfuckingdeadcuntcrapwafflestompingbastard Where. Are. You!" Kidd's tantrum grew in volume. Killer yeeted the transponder snail overboard. He ran behind the mast, the door leading to Kidd's workshop blew past him.

"Youslutseekingflatassmaskwearingmanwhore..." Kidd's creative words rang as he walked out onto the empty deck. "Sonofabitchshoelickingmotherfuckingcuntyblondebastard!" Kidd's grizzly voice became louder as he passed by the mast. Killer trembled slightly in fear as the salty tomato stomped past his position. Killer smoothed his spiked hair before bolting down the ramp and onto the barren island. The masked man stopped for a moment to look at his surroundings, but not for long.

"KILLER!" The blonde took off into the surrounding woods and swiftly dodged each obstacle in his way. Kidd, on the other hand, thrashed behind him and made his way through branches and leaves as by annihilated everything in his path. "YouSketchyassmotherfuckinglemonlookingslut... I'll. End. You." A patch of the woods disintegrated. Killer ran like his life depended on it because it did.

"(Y/n)!" Killer hollered the girl who stood there stupidly in front of him.

"Killer?"

"(Y/n)!" Kidd bellowed.

"Oh Fuck!" she cried and dash to a safe place to hide. Heat and the others ran around like headless chickens as gigantic logs of wood crashed from behind.

"This was a bad idea, a very bad idea!" Heat screamed.

"But you gotta admit this is kinda fun!" Wire gave the girl a weird look as she laughed at another string of curses made by Kidd.

"I SWEAR TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FUCKERS I FIND IS NOW CONSIDERED DEAD!" Their captain's voice echoed from afar.

"Quick, split up before he kills us all."

"You better not die out there, Killer!" Heat screamed.

"No Promises!"  Killer made a U-turn, narrowly escaping Kidd's metal hand of death as the overgrown cherry swiped at him.

"What did the Vice-captain do to make Kidd this angry!" Said a terrified crewman.

"Hell if I know!" (Y/n)'s cheek to cheek smile never faltering. "But if you wanna live, you run before my brother gets you." After another series of men screeching like babies, they went deeper into the woods.

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It's been hours since Kidd began chasing them. She and the others still hid from his ongoing rampage. He got close to them a number of times, and when he got close their hearts would race with adrenaline and fear. No one would understand the relief of the sound of fading footsteps.

The sun passed over the tree line, (y/n) needed to do was find her way back to the boat before it gets too dark. She made a call to contact the others on where their location was. The snail denied her connections with the others making her wondering why.  A series of screams out in the distance made her lips press into a thin line.

Kidd was in the middle of murdering them.

"You lyingtheivingsisterfuckingsonsofmotherfuckers! Fucking stay still!" blinking at his language she quickly ran towards the raging voice of Kidd. There she saw a sight she never thought she would see but was grateful at the sight. Wire, Heat, the other men that joined her in this chase wore blonde wigs with stripped white and blue masks. The doppelgangers spread out around Kidd trying to confuse the captain. He only laughed, licking his red-stained lips before lunging at Heat with broken tree logs. It looked like he was playing wack-a-mole mixed with caber toss. When the log landed right in front of him (Y/n) jumped out of a bush lifted her arm straight in the air.

"A perfect score!" She judged. Kidd snapped his head towards his sister.

"You..." he growled, she cursed at herself for not thinking ahead."Get back here (Y/n)!" Kidd left his current victims and chased after her into the woods.

"What are you doing girl!?"

"You have a death wish!?"

"Run (Y/n)!"

"Worry about me later! Just run!" The men looked at one another before hesitantly turning back to the ship. Into a clearing, she stopped and got up to one of the trees. Kidd skidded at the clearing's center. He shouted profanities at her and demanded to show herself. "Only if you promised not to kill me," she bargained.

"Not until you explain yourself."

"On?"

"You that you've been sleeping with my first mate."

"Yeah, I've been sleeping with him?" she said confusingly. "Am I not allowed anymore?"

"You mean all this time you've been sucking on his dick for that past six months on my ship!?"

"WHAT?" (y/n) fell off of the tree limb she was on

"YOU HEARD ME! WHY DID KILLER SAY THAT THE YOU TWO WERE SLEEPING WITH EACH OTHER BEHIND MY BACK!"

"I swear to god-" a sudden flare lit up the sky in the direction of the ship.

"That's the signal flare for danger..." Kidd muttered, "My crew!" Kidd ran back to the ship with (Y/n) right behind him. "Hurry (y/n), there could be Marines." The ship was in the same position as it was earlier this morning, but there were no candles or lights to show any sign of life. Hesitantly boarding the ship Kidd handed his sister his gun and knife and tread carefully into the kitchen.

"This feels wrong," (Y/n) whispered. "Why does it feel so dead?"

"Stay on your toes." Kidd heeded. A silhouette ushered past them. Kidd shielded his sister with his arm. The door creaked and the lights immediately turned on.

"Happy Birthday Kidd!"  The crew shouted. The two jumped back in surprise. After recoving from the shock they were left confused.

"What's all this?" They asked the smiling crewmates.

"The reason we had to piss you off is that we needed you off of the ship so we could plan this." Said Heat taking off his Killer helmet.

"So it was all a sick joke just so you can plan my birthday party?" Kidd said with a dull expression.

"Pretty much."

"You know I could've killed you guys."

"You wouldn't care."

"You're right I wouldn't, LETS PARTY!" (Y/n) slacked jaw at the merry crew.

"Hold up, hold up hold up!" She screams, the pirates ceased at her voice. "After all the chasing, all the death threats, and near moments of dying by your captain. You're still celebrating his birthday?"

"Yeah? problem?" Kidd replied. (Y/n) sputtered at his answer but gave up after she saw the looks of the crew. It was genuine and happy. She could see that none of the men in the chase had died. Casually standing in front of her with a confused look. "Sis, you have to realize on when I know what's up with my crew, I knew it from the moment they put on the helmets."

"I need a drink this is all too confusing." her brother walked over to the bar and a gave her a mug of nice cold ale. A huge smile was on his face when he gave it to her, she returned it tiredly. Kidd filled the room with his booming voice.

"LET'S PARTY!!!"

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