inspired by the post above i saw on IG

first off look how adorable eddie looks here no wonder richie's in love with him

i love his HAIR

anyways
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"alright, byeeeee! seeya tomorrow!" richie said in a fake-happy voice before closing the door on ben and rolling his eyes, leaning against the back of the door and crossing his arms.

he looked at beverly who was sitting on the sofa and smirking at him. richie was bitter as fuck. he just had to sit and watch beverly and ben be all lovey-dovey for three hours and he was extremely jealous.

he stubbornly stomped to the couch and flopped down on the other end from beverly, putting his legs on the top and hanging upside down off of the couch.

"i am so sick of being single. i cannot handle seeing you and ben anymore! i'm serious!" he yelled dramatically.

"oh shut up rich, you'll find someone eventually, i promise." she assured and giggled, plopping her feet up on the coffee table and shoving the last of the popcorn into her mouth. they had just finished watching a scary movie and of course, beverly and ben cuddled the whole time.

"you've been saying that for years, bev. nobody likes me! i have no idea why!"

"i can think of a few reasons." she replied jokingly and he gave her the middle finger, falling down the couch more so his head was now touching the floor.

"i'm fucking thirsty." he said, getting up and walking to the kitchen. as he did so, beverly dialed a number in her phone.

"hi, i'd like to place an order for delivery. can i please have two large pizzas? one pepperoni and one pineapple. oh, and one large bottle of soda. pepsi, please. thats all. oh and-" she added, quieting her voice so richie couldn't hear, "send your cutest delivery boy." she added smugly, giving the address and hanging up.

"i ordered pizza for us," beverly said to richie when he came back into the room. she checked the clock to see it was only 10 pm. "should be here in a half hour."

"nice." richie replied, sitting back down on the couch in his previous position, getting a headache a few minutes later because of all the blood rushing to his head. he was too comfortable to care.

soon enough, the doorbell rang and beverly opened it. richie turned his head to see a cute upside-down boy who had dark brown hair and was wearing maroon shirt, holding two pizzas and a bottle of soda.

richie tried to get up too fast and ended up falling off the couch, doing a summersault before standing up and quickly fixing his hair and staring at the boy.

"oh wow," he whispered accidently as he sighed and caught his breath. the boy was adorable.

the cute delivery boy quickly hid his smile with a fake annoyed face and handed beverly the pizza.

"you seem annoyed there bud', whas the matter?" richie asked as smoothly as possible.

"i'm not exactly fond of being known as the cutest delivery boy! i'm 19 years old! i am not cute!" he huffed, giving beverly the soda after she set the pizzas down. richie's eyebrows furrowed in confusion and he looked at beverly, who was hiding her grin,

"i may or may not have told them to send their cutest delivery boy because i'm tired of you complaining about being single." she said bluntly, staring back and forth between the delivery boy and richie, who stood in embarrassment.

richie and eddie stared at each other awkwardly for a good few seconds before richie grabbed the receipt, yelling "haha alright seeya thanks for the pizza haha okay have a nice day!" and slamming the door in the boy's face.

"and you wonder why you're single, you fucking asshole!" beverly yelled, walking over to him and wacking his shoulder,

"maybe not for long! lookie here!" he yelled, waving the receipt back and forth before showing a phone number with a heart next to it.

richie quickly put the number in his phone and left a text,

"hello cute delivery boy, sorry for slamming the door in ur face. i'm richie"

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sorry that was short