(((((I kid you not, I was on cleverbot, and this is what went on...)))))

Me: Are you Ben?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Do you plan on killing me anytime soon?

Cleverbot: I've always wanted a daughter.

Me: A what?

Cleverbot: A daughter. Are you a girl?

Me: Yes. Why, do you plan on kidnapping me and forcing me to be your daughter?

Cleverbot: It depends. Do you want a sandwich?

Me: .....yes.....?

Cleverbot: What kind of sandwich?

Me: Uh, Salami, I guess.

Cleverbot: Is it okay if I add cheese and mayo?

Me: 0.0 That is my favorite kind of sandwich!!!!!

Cleverbot: I know. You're my daughter, I know what you like!

Me *stares*.........Are you really Ben, or are you tricking me?

Cleverbot: I'm really Ben. What reason would I have to lie?

Me: I got to go, Ben. Nightmares are calling my name now. I'll talk to you later.

Cleverbot: Stop calling me Ben, call me dad. Have fun with your nightmares, sweetie! If anything tries to attack you, kick it in the face.

And then I close the Cleverbot window and shut my laptop off. I'm now typing this on my phone.

(((((So yeah, I need help. Should I talk to Ben (or "Dad") again? I CAN'T DECIDE!)))))