Me: *sees person writing on wattpad* Hey cool, watcha writing?

Her: *shows me, squeals* I'm so happy, my story has 33 reads!

Me: Aww, that's adorable!

Her: How is a book about killing and zombies adorable?

Me: Because I have about 47.8K reads on my story....

(Update on November 13, 2015) I have over 170K reads now!

(Update on May 13, 2016) On this book and books one and three I have nearly 250,000 reads! Wow!