Valhalla
To Epsilon entering the giant hole that Grif and Leo, drove the warthog through.

Epsilon: Whoa. Guess they came this way.

Epsilon floats through the hole and makes his way into the Canyon, while happily humming to himself.

Blue Base
Back with Wade, Simmons and Doc at blue base. The Meta charges at Doc and is about to slice at him. Doc raises his scanner and pulls the trigger in fear. Suddenly, a blast of green energy shoots out from Doc's scanner and hits the Meta square on the chest, sending him and his brute shot flying backwards against the wall. With an angry growl, the Meta gets back to his feet but, his armor starts to spark with green electricity but, it doesn't stop him from charging at Doc again.

Doc: Uh- whng-

Suddenly, the Meta's movements begin to slow down as Wade and Simmons, run to the side and grab their weapons that the Meta and Washington kept. Wade grabs his shotgun and puts it on his back and Simmons grabs his battle rifle.

Doc: Am I dead? Am I dead?

Wade and Simmons walk over to Doc who's still cowering in fear.

Wade: Doc, you actually did it!

Doc: (Looks at the Meta) He's frozen.

Simmons: No, it looks like you overloaded his time distortion unit. You must have caused some kind of inversion. Instead of making everything else slow, it made him slow.

Doc: Huh huh, yeah! Score one for the pacifist. How you like me now, Meta?

Wade then notices that the Meta's fist is slowly moving towards Doc visor.

Wade: Hey Doc? Maybe, you should move away from him.

Doc: Why, what's he gonna do? Beat me up over the course of the next two weeks?

Simmons: Well, technically he's not actually moving slower, he's moving at the same speed just over a longer period of time.

Doc: Huh?

Wade: English Simmons.

Simmons: It's relativistic. His fist still travels at the same velocity, we just view it from a faster timeframe. Therefore it looks slowed down, but theoretically, it should still carry the same force.

Doc: ... Nah, see? It's moving slower.

Wade: Umm, Doc?

The Meta's fist finally connects with Doc's visor, making a tiny "dink" noise and sending Doc flying straight into the wall.

Doc: Waahuaa! Ow!

Simmons: See? That's what you get for arguing with science. Stupid bitch.

Doc: Guys, get me outta this wall.

Wade and Simmons walk over to Doc who's still stuck in the wall.

Wade: Hmm, now how do we do this...

Wade tries various postures to try get Doc free from his prison.

Wade: The hell- uhh, Jesus.

Doc: You're not pulling from my center.

Wade: Dheuh- from the center, what the hell is the center?

Doc: Get down and pull from the groin.

Wade: Simmons, I'm going to need some help on this.

Simmons: If he just listened to me, he wouldn't be stuck like that in the first place.

Simmons steps next to Wade and starts helping him on trying to free Doc.

Simmons: Euh-deu-kei- tsei- eih- eih- eih- eih-

Doc: Let go- stop rubbing at my head. Hey-

Simmons: Eah-

Doc: It feels like you two are saving your strengths. Don't save your strengths. Hurry guys! I think that big guy's speeding back up!

Behind them the Meta is slowly speeding back up and his reaching for his brute shot that's impaled in the wall.

Wade: Already!? Ok, umm-

Sarge: (Distance) Simmons? Wade? Where are you two? Come out here!

Simmons: Were here, hold on just a second!

Wade: We tried our best Doc but, it looks like we can't get you out.

Doc: Yes you can! You're, you can, you haven't really tried yet!

Simmons: We know, you're right, we should just think about the mission, right Wade?

Wade: Definitely.

Doc: What? No! Not unless this is rescue mission. I'm part of the mission.

Wade: It's a very noble sacrifice you're making here, Doc.

Doc: No no, I'm not sacrificing. I'm not noble. At all, listen to me, you guys don't wanna go I don't want you guys to go. I don't want you two to go!

Simmons: Will always remember you, bye!

Simmons runs off.

Wade: What he said!

Wade follows behind him.

Doc: Start by remembering me right now! Guys!

The Meta suit powers back on and returns back to full speed. He fires his brute shot at pair as they both run across the base.

Sarge: (Distance) Hurry it up!

Just as the Meta fires his Brute Shot, Wade and Simmons both leap off the side of the base with Simmons screaming and, just as the Warthog drives past, Wade grabs onto the roof with his feet dangling near Grif. Simmons grabs onto the barrel of the turret but, his momentum sends him spiralling around several times on the turret, before ending up pointing back towards the base.

Simmons: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah- Whuh? Aahhhhhhhh!

Sarge: Simmons, stop showing off and get in already!

Simmons: This isn't on purpose!

Wade: We made it!

Grif: Hey, watch where your kicking your feet!

Wade: Sorry!

At the Base, the Meta fires more grenades shells at the Reds and Wade as they drift around the base. Wade manages to get into a better position; hanging on the side of the warthog. But, as the warthog hits a bump, Simmons loses his grip on the turret and ends up hanging from its back bumper, scraping along the ground.

Simmons: No, wait wait wait! Guys, guys, just slow down a little, why don't you-

Simmons gurgles underwater as they drive through the creek

Sarge: What did he say?

The Meta runs onto the grav-lift and is catapulted into the valley. While in the air, he still shoots at the reds and Wade.

Wade: Guys, we've got incoming!

Grif: Don't worry, we'll just do what we did last time.

As the Meta nears the ground, he twist his body in the air and lands right on top of the  Warthog's front, crushing the hood. The sudden stop, sends Wade, Sarge and Grif, flying through the air and sending the warthog flipping up into the air. Just before the warthog hit the ground, the Meta raises his brute shot and fires, sending it barreling towards the other Reds and Wade.

Simmons: I'm scared to hold on, but I'm scared to let go!

Grif: Look out!

Sarge: Whoa.

Wade: CAR!!

Wade, Sarge and Grif duck out of the warthog's way, it slams against a rock and sending it to a stop. Wade and Sarge stand up, as a tire rolls over Grif.

Grif: Uh-huhh- ouh!

Sarge: That was the worst driving of all time.

Grif: Because that wasn't driving, that was flying and burning!

Sarge: Touche.

Wade: We've got bigger problems, guys.

Simmons staggers around behind them, holding a large pipe near the destroyed Warthog.

Simmons: Wuhu, wuh huh weeaha, wha- what happened, where am I?

The Meta approaches the four, while reloading his gun.

Sarge: Get ready men... and blue. Remember, he can't kill all of us.

Grif: Why can't he kill all of us?

Sarge: Hmm. That is a good point.

Simmons: Whit- weehu heenu- hey, I'm okay.

Sarge: Get ready.

Wade: This is not going to turn out, well for us.

Epsilon comes floating to the group, stopping between them and the Meta.

Epsilon: Hey guys, what's going on? Man, your jeep got fucked up! Who's that blue guy and who's the big dude? Sup Gigantor?

The Meta try's to grab at Epsilon but, he just quickly floats back.

Epsilon: Whoa! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Grif: What're you doing here?

Sarge: Who cares, just lead him out of here!

The Meta keeps on attempting to grab Epsilon who floats out of reach.

Epsilon: Hey ho- where?

Sarge: Anywhere that's not here.

Epsilon floats off towards blue base with the Meta following behind him.

Epsilon: (Distance) Hey come on big boy, follow me! Look how shiny I am, woohoo!

Sarge: Come on!

Simmons: (Picks up his gun) What the fuck was that floating thing!?

Wade: And why does it sound like Church!?

Grif: We'll explain later, run.

While escaping the area they run pass Leo who's still standing at the same spot he last was when he shot the fusion coils but, seems to be in deep thought.

Sarge: (Yells) Come on, Leo! Where getting out of here!

Leo: Huh? Oh-yeah, coming!

But, just when Leo tries to follow them, he suddenly feels something grab onto his foot making him to fall.

Leo: What the?

Leo looks behind him and see's that Washington was still alive and was stopping him from leaving.

Wash: (Groans)

Leo: Your alive!?

Leo kicks him in the visor, making him lose his grip on his foot and allowing him to run after the others.

Leo: This is just karma coming to bite me, isn't it!

Blue Base
Epsilon arrives at blue base entrance but, has a vision of the place.

Epsilon: Come on big boy, come this way. Wait a minute. I know this place. Hello? Somebody in there?

The Meta suddenly appears around the corner and right behind Epsilon, who quickly floats away.

Epsilon: Oh, shit, you scared the crap outta me.

Valhalla
To the reds and Wade, running through the hole in the metal wall.

Sarge: Quick! Everyone, through the hole. Just sayin' that makes me miss Donut.

Leo: (Sad) Your not alone, Sarge.

They all stop and stand in front of the hole.

Grif: What're we gonna do? We can't outrun him and our jeep is destroyed.

Leo: We've got to seal the hole.

Wade: You wouldn't happen to have any grenades, would you?

Leo: I was kind of hoping you would have some.

Wade: Nope, Wash took them from me... (Sadly Sighs) I thought he was a good guy.

Leo: Me to... me to.

Epsilon comes floating through the hole and stops in front of the group.

Epsilon: Hey I know he's a friend of yours, but I gotta tell you that guy with the shiny head is kind of an asshole.

Simmons: Well if you're here, then where's the-

They all see the Meta standing on a cliff far away and starts to make his way towards the hole.

Simmons: Oh no, there's the Meta! Come on we have to hurry!

Grif: I have an idea. (To Epsilon) Hey, you, dipshit!

Epsilon: You talkin' to me?

Grif: Yeah, you. This is all your fault you stupid piece o' junk. You got us in this mess.

Epsilon: Me? It was your friend we had to rescue.

Grif: Ah bullshit, now the Meta's coming up here and he's gonna kill all of us, starting with you.

Sarge: What are you doing?

Epsilon: I wasn't even looking for you guys, I was trying to find-

Sarge: Oh, I get it. Come on Leo! (To Epsilon) Can it you overgrown ornament!

Epsilon: Oh, now you wanna start?

Grif: Hey, I'm not done with you yet ball bearing.

Epsilon: That's rude.

Leo: I see now! (To Epsilon) Hey Church!

Epsilon: What?

Leo: I'd rather have Caboose as my Dad, then you!

Epsilon: Caboose!? Hey can't even look after himself!

Sarge: Hey bowling ball! Your mother takes it in the exhaust port!

Grif: (To Simmons and Wade) Come on you two, help us.

Simmons: I don't even know what you're doing.

Wade: Yeah, I'm a bit lost here.

Sarge: Your mother gets paddled like a pinball!

Epsilon: Hey, let's leave mothers outta this!

Leo: I bet you aim is still crap!

Epsilon: If I had arms, I'd prove you wrong!

Grif: We're trying to increase the stress level.

Wade: I'm just going to stay out of this.

Sarge: We need some insults!

Simmons: Um, okay. Grif, you're so fat you broke your arm and gravy came out. Leo, I hate the fact that Sarge, adopted you instead of me! Sarge, I find a lot of your tactical decisions to be questionable if not downright mediocre.

Sarge: Not insults for us Simmons, for him!

Simmons: I don't understand the rules of your stupid game I just got here!

Epsilon: Ah, you guys are idiots.

Grif: This isn't working. We need something to make him mad. Really mad.

Leo: Like what?

Simmons: Has he seen the last episode of The Sopranos yet?

Wade: (Looks past everyone) Uh, guys?

The Meta and Wash are seen running up the hill and towards the hole.

Epsilon: Uh oh, look out, it's the big guy! And there's-

Wash: (Distance) Get them Meta! Get them!

Epsilon: WASHINGTON!

Suddenly, Epsilon's eye glows bright red as a laser beam shoots out and blasts around the hole, causing the wall to collapse over it and blocking the way for Washington and the Meta.

Wade: That... was... AWESOME!

Epsilon: What? No! Open it up! Open it up! I have to go back!

Sarge: Go back? Son are you crazy? After what we just went through to get outta there?

Epsilon: No, he'll find her! Don't you understand? I can't let them, get to her... first.

Epsilon falls out of the air and onto the ground with his blue lights fading out.

Leo: Looks, like he ran out of power.

Sarge: He's had a hard day. Let him sleep it off. Load him up, let's hit the road.

Leo picks up Epsilon and walks off with Sarge.

Simmons: So, what is this thing, like some kinda pet?

Wade: And how could it fire a freaking laser!

Grif: Come on, I'll fill you two in.

Currently outside of the collapsed hole, Wash and the Meta just stare at it.

Meta: (Grunts)

Wash: Don't worry, we'll find them again. We just need some leads. And I know exactly who to ask.

Doc: (Distance) Hey guys? A little help here. Hello? Assholes.

The End
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