Doomguy, Rho, and Felix address Tucker and the squad.

Felix: It doesn't look good, guys. They've really beefed up their security.

Rogers: Why? What's goin' on?

Felix: Well, it could be that someone from up top is coming to visit. Ooor it could be a response to the weapons I stole from this place a few weeks ago.

Tucker: (sarcastically) Geez, I wonder which one it is.

Palomo: Uughh...I think it's pretty obvious that it's the weapons...

Tucker: Stop talking.

Felix: We're gonna have to go with to Plan B.

Tucker: Wait, whaddya mean? What's Plan B?

Felix: We plant C4, we leave and then we blow this outpost to hell.

Tucker: What!?

Felix: It's a standard hit and run. I've done it a million times, we'll be fine.

Rho: Hold on a sec, we're not scuttling this place!

Tucker: Yeah, I thought we came here to gather intelligence? That's gonna be pretty fucking difficult when their computer system is in about forty thousand pieces!

Felix: Okay, I understand you wanna save your friends. I do. Really. But data retrieval is no longer an option. Once we find out where they're holding Wash and the others, the New Republic will do everything they can to save them. (sighs) But today isn't that day.

Doomguy grabs Felix by his chestplate and yanks him forward.

Rho: We're getting information on where Wash, Kan, and the others are. You wanna blow this place? Fine! But not until AFTER we get some solid data or possible locations on where they could be. Is that clear?

Doomguy then pushes Felix back.

Felix: .....Fine. We've only got one active camo unit. Tucker, that goes to you. It's a little damaged, so try not to run it constantly. Only when you need to disappear. Got it?

Tucker: Got it.

A green soldier with no armor on his biceps jogs up to the group.

(REPLACE "GRUB-KILLER" WITH "FED-KILLER"!)

Rho: Carmine! What's the word?

Carmine: They got a lot of ordinance and vehicles in this place. Getting in is gonna be tricky.

Felix: Which is why I still think getting the data is a waste of time. As for they rest of you, that's up to your Captain...

Tucker looks at his squad.

Tucker: Ooooh. Right!

Tucker then whips out his sword.

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Two Fed specialists pull up in a Warthog and enter the cave. They inspect a cable that Tucker cut.

Fed Specialist 1: Ah, here's the problem. The rats must have chewed through the wire.

Fed Specialist 2: That is a military grade reinforced power cable. What kind of rats are you talkin' about?

Fed Specialist 1:...Space rats?

Fed Specialist 2:...Yeah I could see that.

Rogers and Cunningham knock out the two.

Fed Specialist 1: Aagh! The back of my head!

The two Rebels tossed their old armor aside and dressed themselves in the Feds' armor.

Tucker: Perfect! Now, you look just like the rest of those assholes.

Felix: That was stupidly fortunate.

Tucker: Whadayya mean?

Felix: I mean, what if we had ended up with two really fat bad guys? What size are you, Cunningham? Like a medium?

Cunningham: Youth extra large, Sir.

Felix: See? Whole plan. Whole plan would've been ruined. Just 'cause you watch something on TV, you think that it's good idea?

Tucker: You don't? (to Cunningham) Also, really man? Youth extra large?

Cunningham: It's very sliming, Sir.

Rho: Getting off topic here!

Palomo: Heeeey uhhh. What about me? Do I get a disguise?

Tucker: No. Palomo, you'll be guarding our escape route.

Palomo: Oh, okay.

Tucker: It's because I don't trust you.

Palomo: Got it.

Tucker: Honestly, if you were out in the field, you'd probably get all of us killed.

Palomo: I can totally see that. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be me.

Carmine: And keep your head down.

Rho: You're staying too, Carmine.

Carmine: WHAT?!

Rho: We don't have an extra suit and Tucker's right about Palomo's unreliability.

Felix: Alright. Let's get to work...

The five of them sneaking into the outpost. Felix sneaks off to the side, while Rogers, Cunningham and an invisible Tucker walk further into the base.

Doomguy silently runs and jumps behind a pile of crates.

Cunningham: (sighs) Okay, just play it cool.

Rogers: You- you really think this plan is gonna work? I know the Reds and Blues are supposed to be like war heroes. But, they all seem kinda dumb.

Tucker: (over radio) Dude, I'm invisible, not deaf.

Rogers: Oh... Sorry, Sir.

Rho: (over radio) Just keeps your heads down and don't draw attention to yourselves.

Felix: (over radio) Okey dokey, boys. Everyone take your modified sticky detonators, find something that looks expensive and strap a bomb to it. Once you're done head back to the cave.

Rogers: (over radio) You sure you're gonna be okay out there in your armor, Sir?

Felix: (chuckles) Don't worry about me, kid.

A Federal trooper appears behind Felix.

Fed Trooper: Freeze!

Felix quickly pulls out his knife and throws it. The Fed gets stabbed and falls over. Felix clenches his fist in a "yes!" gesture.

Felix: I am fucking awesome.

Rho: (over radio) You're a fucking Deadpool rip-off, that's what.

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Tucker uncloaks by a building with his detonator.

Tucker: Okay, bomb. Do me a favor and don't go off in my face. (looks to his side) Am I right? ...Who am I talking to?

Fed Trooper 1: So, he's really here?

Tucker: (whispering) Shit.

Tucker peeks around the corner at two Feds talking.

Fed Trooper 2: Yep, just came in from the city.

Fed Trooper 1: They still got the Freelancer up there?

Fed Trooper 2: I dunno. Look it up inside.

Fed Trooper 1: Fuuuuck that. I'm not gonna let him catch me slacking off.

The troopers run off.

Tucker: (whispering) Wash.

Felix: (over radio) Tucker, what's your status?

Tucker: Good. Good. Aaalmost done.

Inside the compound, a Fed is monitoring a computer inside a lab. Tucker raises his detonator to the back of the soldier's head.

Tucker: Don't move!

Fed: (turning) What the-?

Tucker: I said don't move! Turning is moving!

Fed: (turns back) Uurgh...

Tucker: Okay, I want like a hard drive or something. With base locations and classified shit. And any info you've got on Agent Washington and the other dudes you kidnapped awhile back.

Fed: Okay. Just take it easy.

Rogers: (over radio) Captain, we're almost done. Where are you?

Tucker: I'm in the lab. Give me a sec.

Felix: (over radio) You're what!!?

Rho: (over radio) Tucker, I would've handled that!

Tucker: Dude, chill out. I got this.

Felix: Are you fucking kidding me?! How the hell-

Tucker taps the side of his helmet.

Tucker: Thank you, mute button.

Fed: Alright. The data is copying over onto a flash drive.

Tucker: Sweet.

Tucker knocks out the soldier.

Tucker: Ha ha! Look who's dumb now!

Cunningham comes up behind Tucker.

Cunningham: Hey.

Tucker: (drops gun) I surrender!

Cunningham: No, sir. It's me, Cunningham.

Tucker: Oh, right.

Cunningham: You turned off your radio. Everything okay?

Tucker: Yeah, sorry. I was kinda in the middle of something.

Cunningham: Well, we've gotta go. Like now.

A dead Fed gets thrown in the room, missing his left arm. Tucker and Cunningham turn and see Doomguy holding his missing ligament and drops it.

Rho: (appears) Please tell me you got something?

Tucker: Yeah the files are downloading.

Rho: Clearly not fast enough. Hang on sec. (disappears)

Cunningham: Sirs, I think the Feds are onto us.

Tucker: Okay okay. We can gooooooooo...

Rho: ...Now!

The download completes and Tucker grabs the drive, cloaking. Doomguy hears footsteps and yanks Cunningham behind the wall with him.

Locus walks out with two Feds behind him and they see the unconscious Fed on the ground.

Tucker: (whispering) Oh shit.

Locus steps forward and examines the Fed's body.

Locus: We've been infiltrated. Sound the alarm.

The two Fed troopers leave the lab. Locus glances at the "transfer complete" computer display. Locus raises his gun and slowly walks forward. "Equipment Malfunction" flashes on Tucker's HUD. Locus hears an explosion and turns around right as Tucker's camo fails.

Locus: Grrrrr...

Locus leaves the lab. Doomguy and Cunningham come out as Tucker stands.

Tucker: (sighs in relief) That was way too close.

Cunningham: What do we do now, sirs?

Rho: (appears) Get back to the cave, ASAP. We'll find Rogers. Go!

Tucker and Cunningham run out of the lab as Doomguy turns to Rho.

Rho: Yeah, yeah, I'm on it. Okay, Rogers is by the supply caches. Let's grab him and- LOOK OUT!!!

Doomguy spins around and gets blown through the wall before crashing on top of a Warthog.

Doomguy groans as he gets out and sees a white-armored soldier standing before him holding a gravity hammer.

???: Didn't even see me coming? Here I thought you supposed to be this ruthless person that shows no mercy, but I guess I was wrong.

Doomguy jumps up and kicks him back, breaking his gravity hammer. The soldier looks at the broken weapon before Doomguy uppercuts him and grabs his leg before slamming him on the ground.

The soldier groans before Doomguy grabs him by his ankle and drags him towards a pile of fuel tanks. He pulls out a grenade and throws the soldier into the pile before dropping the grenade. He walks away as the tanks explode and he can't see the soldier emerge.

Felix: (over radio) Goddammit! Everyone move! We are aborting the mission!

Three Feds search on top of a building. A bomb explodes and sends them flying. Felix is behind a crate as more bombs explode and Feds run around.

Felix: I detonated some of the C4 as a distraction, so get out of there!

Rogers planting a bomb in a hallway and running off.

Felix: (over radio) There's a good chance they'll be searching for, and disarming the bombs.

Rogers: Ah, man...

As Rogers runs out a trooper running by stops him.

Fed Trooper 3: Hey, you! Stop!

Rogers: Uuuh...Yes?

Fed Trooper 3: You're a specialist, right? Come on man we need your help.

Rogers: Oh...Great.

Tucker and Cunningham run to the top of the hill.

Tucker: Shit!

Cunningham: What do we do, sir?

Tucker: This way!

Tucker and Cunningham run through the base with chaos all around them.

Tucker: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Tucker and Cunningham run into the cave and comes face to face with Palomo and Carmine.

Palomo: Tucker!

Tucker: (jumping back) Jesus, dude!

Carmine: FED! BEHIND YOU!

Carmine aims his shotgun, but Cunningham raises his hands.

Cunningham: Wait, Clay, it's me! Cunningham!

Carmine: Shit. Sorry!

Palomo: Are you guys okay? What happened?

Tucker: No! I mean yes! Where are the others?

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Rogers and several Feds are standing around a bomb.

Fed Trooper 3: Here.

Rogers: Oh.

Fed Trooper 3: You can disarm this, right?

Rogers: Well, I ugh...No I...

Fed Trooper 4: Waddya mean "no"!? This is your job!

Rogers: Right, no I know ugh...I know.

Doomguy jumps down and kills the soldiers around the bomb except for Rogers.

Rogers: Agent California!

Rho: (appears) Rogers! Stay close to us!

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Felix runs from a hail of bullets. He hides from three troopers behind a tree. Taking a deep breath, he jumps out and deflects their shots with his shield then shoots each soldier. A Fed charges behind the mercenary.

Fed: Yaaaaaaaaggghhh!

Felix kicks the soldier's legs out from under him.

Felix: Right.

Felix backs up to Tucker and the others at the cave entrance.

Felix: Talk to me people! Where's Rogers?

Tucker: Not here!

Felix: Cunningham?

Cunningham: Here, sir!

Felix: Where's California?

Doomguy and Rogers rush up.

Rogers: We're here!

Rho: Locus and some unknown soldier almost got us.

Felix: Locus is here!?

Locus is seen uncloaking through Felix's scope. Palomo ducks Locus' sniper shot.

Carmine: Oh, this son of a bitch is MINE!

Carmine moves to attack, but Felix grabs his arm.

Felix: Run!

Carmine: NO! This fucker needs to die for-

Doomguy grabs Carmine's shoulder gives him a death glare to stop. Doomguy takes out the detonator, making the buff Rebel growl and fall back.

Felix: Everybody down!

Doomguy pulls the trigger. All the bombs start beeping before exploding and the cavern gets covered by rocks.

(THE NEXT CHAPTER OF SEASON 12 IS DONE! WHY DOES CARMINE HATE LOCUS SO MUCH? WHO'S THE MYSTERIOUS SOLDIER FROM SEASON 11 AND WHY IS HE SO HELLBENT ON KILLING DOOMGUY (ALBEIT IMPOSSIBLE)?! FIND OUT BY STAYING FOR THE RIDE!)