Author POV
"Jeon" Jungkook hummed while trying to find his clothes. "Can I invite Tae and Yoonji?" Jungkook was a little skeptical about it because the last time they invited Yoonji and Taehyung, Yoonji scratched Taehyung's shirt because his smell was annoying. Jungkook was starting to think that they are even worst than him and Jimin.
"I don't know hyung, what if they trash the house?" Jimin shrugged. "They can pay for it"

Jungkook sighed. "Fine.." Jimin smiled when Jungkook hugged him tightly.
"Just be safe"
"Okay"

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"Hoe!" Taehyung yelled. Jimin rolled his eyes. He expected them to argue but once he had sat down in the chair, their chaotic argument began. That was too fast..
"...did he just said hoe? "Jimin asked.
"Yeah, because that's the only thing he's good at." Yoonji simply said. "I AM NOT A HOE,YOU ARE!"
Jimin raised his brow and asked "Are you mad at something?"
Yoonji yawned and said "It's Valentine's Day and he's single"
"Oh.." "Really Jimin? Oh? Help me and find a date" Taehyung whined.

Just when Jimin was about to say something, he got a message from Jungkook

Lets-get-it: It's your turn to cut the string Park

Taeismysoulmate: Seriously? It's not you?

Lets-get-it:No, and also, change your username

Taeismysoulmate: no way. It's a fact you dxckhead, deal with it.

Lets-get-it: You don't change it, I'll come home late when I'm done drinking with Yugyeom.

Taeismysoulmate: whatever, I'll change it later, don't come home late 🙄

Lets-get-it: Yes Park 😀🖕🏼

"Jimin? Hello???" Taehyung waved his hand at jimin. He put his phone back and stood up. "Well I'm off and also, if you want a date so bad , just date Yoonji" Jimin said. they both were silence. Jimin smiles innocently and closed the door quickly.
he chuckled when he heard both of them gagged out loud.

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"Park, this is a bad idea" Jungkook complained. Jimin rolled his eyes. "No it's not, trust me" "the last time you said that, you ditched me at the supermarket"
"I did that on purpose" Jimin simply said.
Meanwhile,The guys who were working there watched in amusement seeing two adults arguing.
"Did we really let two adults ice skate and trip over nothing?" "Yeah, but they gave us 100 bucks so let's not complain.." "Sweet.."

"Okay Jeon, put that string down, hold it firmly and I'll ice skate through it" Jungkook prayed to God as he look up. "God please have mercy on me, ohgodohgodohgod" he murmured. "Here...we...GO!" Jimin skated at the speed of light, Jungkook only closed his eyes. When Jimin thought he had cut it because he felt something, he suddenly felt his whole body going up into the air

"S-S-S-SHITTTTTTTT" Jimin screamed as high as his high note. The guys working there had their eye widens and mouth agape. "Oh my god, bro, that guy is flying!" Instead of helping, they chose to watched in amazement with 100 bucks in their hand.

And then there's Jungkook

"Fxck..." Jungkook whispered.

Let's just say..

Day 4366272
Jimin ended up with a broken leg and the string is still...not damaged. But good try tho. Not.
-Jk

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Since Jimin wasn't able to walk for a long time, Jungkook suggested to stay at home even though he knows Yoongi and Hoseok will be there to take care of Jimin, he still wanted to. "You know, you could just leave and do your other stuff" Jimin said as he stared at Jungkook who was busy drying Jimin's hair in the mirror. "Yeah and let you mess this house? No thanks" Jungkook replied and turned off the hair dryer.

Jimin pout as he crossed his arms. "You're just trying to annoy me Jeon" he said. "Well.." Jungkook place his chin on Jimin's shoulder and place a kiss on his cheeks. "That's basically the point" Jungkook lifted Jimin like bridal style and place him on the bed, covering him with a blanket after that. "Night park"

Jimin look down and tried to his blushing face. "Night..asshole.." Jungkook chuckled at that and closed the door.

Since then, Jungkook was always there to annoy Jimin with his kindness and Jimin wanted to throw up and take a shxt because of it.
"Don't get cocky just because I let you cook" Jimin spat. "This is my house, remember that" "yeah but we live together now remember?" Jungkook said and look back at him with a smirk that made Jimin rolled his eyes. "Shut it and cook something peasant"

"Right away Park"

Jimin didn't want to admit it, but the pancakes were really good. He can taste the fats and diabetes in it since Jungkook added lots of whipped cream and chocolate syrup but he doesn't mind it at all. "How was it Park?" Jungkook asked as his back was facing jimin because he was washing the plates. "It's good but.... are you trying to make me fat?"
"No" once Jungkook was done, he carried Jimin to the bedroom as if it's a normal routine and place him gently on the bed.

"Just wanted to try new things" "to make me fat?" "Yes so I could squeeze your thighs so hard when we have sxx later" Jungkook smile innocently. "Didn't you enjoy it when I ask you to ride me?"

"...."

Tae: oh my god can you not call me so late?

Jm: Tae how do you kill your soulmate without actually committing a crime?

Tae: Idk, ask Yoongi

Jm: Yoongi said idk, ask Taehyung so now I'm asking you

Tae: I don't kill humans Jimin, I have standards, if you have problems with Jungkook, just go suck his dxck or something

Jm: Ew no Tae help-

Tae: Go sxck it bye

That night, Jimin was sure his life was not daijobu.

Note:
Oh god help me, I need new ideas. Help me 😭