Split Interview
~With Kai~
Although the Hell In A Cell match was this coming Friday, I thought it might be a good idea to have an interview with Adam and Mauro Renallo, but the thing is that this interview was going to be on a split screen for everyone to see how this goes.
And the best part about it all is that, we're gonna be having two screens in our room, one for our opponent and one for Renallo when he's asking the questions.
And the very best part? I have the go ahead to speak Japanese as there will be subtitles for everyone, including Adam, who I have a bunch of insults for him that I'm gonna pull out of my ass.
Okay, that was too deliberate, but the way I'm gonna insult him is gonna be brilliant and I have an idea to end it.
Wait for that.
When Masami and I arrived at Full Sail, we were guided to our locker room by security. I guess Hunter didn't want an all out fight between Adam and I, which I can understand.
Although we were having the split screen interview, I didn't know it was happening in our locker room while Adam was in the other room. It was very smart.
Also, the interview was taking place after the main event match, so I was looking forward to it.
~9:55 PM~
Renallo: Welcome back to NXT, now, we have our main event coming up right now, a split screen interview between Adam Cole and Ren Hosako, but keep in mind, they are in separate rooms and they are not allowed to touch one another until Takeover: Tampa Bay. Very smart by NXT General Manager William Regal, might I add.
Phoenix: I agree. This rivalry has gotten so personal that two weeks ago, Ren and Shirai were just leaving throng after the contract signing, Shirai sacrificed HERSELF, for her boyfriend no less, and that sent The Prodigy completely off the rails, resulting in Hosako proclaiming that their match will be inside Hell In A Cell the very next week.
I gave Beth permission to say that bit of Masami being my girlfriend, both in and out of the ring. The reason why is because I wanted everyone to be reminded of who Masami is, and add an extra layer of reality into this story.
I mean, it's simple! We are a real life couple! Put some realism into the story.
Seriously, I wish Raw and Smackdown was better than what we have going on that's about to end this Friday at Takeover, inside Hell In A Cell.
Renallo: Now that we're talking about it, let's talk to Adam Cole and Ren Hosako, thank you two for allowing this. First off, we're going to ask Adam, if you're willing, what do you think of William Regal's decision in regards to Hell In A Cell this coming Friday?
Adam: It's a waste of time. I mean, this shouldn't be happening but of course, golden child over here had to beg on his knees for this match. I'm not gonna lose this title to no one. If they want to take it from me, they'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands.
Renallo: Ren, if you don't mind, how do you react to this statement by Adam Cole?
Me(subtitles): Can't say I'm surprised. I mean, Adam is just a little bitch who thinks he's the only one who has rights around here, in his own mind, and it's just baffling to see how much of an arrogant piece of crap he is.
Adam: Wait, I'm the one who has rights around here?
Me(subtitles): Why not, f**king playboy?
Adam: I'm a playboy? You really think I look like one?
Me(subtitles): You do, you got an argument to say that you're not?
Renallo: Hold on, hold on. We'll see you two fight it out this Friday, but for now, it's an interview, so let's get back on track. Ren, what are your plans for this Friday when you step inside the cell with Adam?
Me(subtitles): Well, I plan on making him suffer from all the pain I had to go through to get to this point in my career. Adam has no idea of what's coming to him and he's so high about being Champion, I don't think he understands how being a Champion is supposed to be.
Adam: I don't know what it means to be a Champion? That's coming from a dollar store Minoru Suzuki who thinks he can be just as good as anyone.
Me(subtitles): You really think I'm a dollar store Minoru Suzuki? How about you talk that way about how much of a sensitive loser you are?
Adam: I'm a loser? How come I have this belt and you don't? That's the difference between me and you because I'm gonna retain it this Friday, and you're not going to win it!
Me(subtitles): So you're trying to make this sound like you're a badass?
Adam: I try to because you're just one dimensional and no way of changing. Do you know how hard it is—
Me(subtitles): Oh, I thought you were trying to be a realist because I'm the only one who's real while you look like John Wick if he was having a bad acid trip!
Adam was shocked by this as the crowd knew I owned him with that line, but I had many more to go.
If anyone looked at his face, I bet they'd wish they'd stop looking at his giant forehead! That shit's as long as a CVS receipt if I had to return an energy drink!
Renallo: Guys, guys, guys, save it for the ring. Now, Ren, if you were to say something about this match that's in a couple days from now, what is going through your mind?
Me(subtitles): Renallo, I've been waiting for three months to come back and beat this goober's ass. Adam has been resorting to childish name-calling like, "I'm ugly" and "I don't shower". That's not making any points. What am I supposed to debunk? Actually, you know what? My sister thinks I'm adorable and so does my girlfriend, so he's wrong, factually wrong. There's nothing to debunk since he's even worse than that degenerate YouTuber Sneako, and there's no reason to try and convince me to rethink my life choices. I will admit, I did consider ending my life due to the bullying I've gotten because of my disability in the form of autism, but I'm still here because this sport makes me feel alive and I'm not going anywhere.
Adam: You not going anywhere? You were literally put on the shelf by yours truly. I did everyone a favor and took you out. Consider it a gift, Ren. You had all this weight on your shoulders and I had to do you a favor.
Me(subtitles): No no no, a favor is when you help somebody after they did something for you. Putting me in the hospital is not a favor. You're showing everyone that you're the biggest asshole walking on God's green earth. And speaking of which, I got some of that when I go home tonight, but where's yours? Oh wait, she left you, didn't she? I say good for her, it's better than sticking around with a Karen who thinks he's better than everyone else when clearly, I'm better than you since I got a better track record than you could ever have.
The fans have been enjoying this as I was just punching and punching.
Then, Adam had to hit me with this...
Adam: My girl leaving me? She didn't leave me, I left her, but I do remember the time I kicked your girl in the face, and it really brought me so much happiness, Ren, I think it was the greatest moment of my life.
He had to bring it up and it made me laugh.
The reason it made me laugh is because he doesn't know how much of a pathetic piece of shit he is. I'm looking to make him my bitch inside "Hell In A Cell".
Adam: Why are you laughing? What's so funny?
Me(subtitles): You're what's funny. You don't even realize how delusional you are. You may think that I'm not worthy of being in this sport, but here's the problem with what you just said: I'm not a copycat or a clone of any wrestler I've ever watched growing up.
Adam: Really, I have to deal with wrestlers who are trying to be someone they're not? I mean, I'm not a wrestler trying to entertain!
Me(subtitles): You are a wrestler, welcome to the business!
Adam: I can't expect everyone to understand how being a champion doesn't make a difference in the careers of many as there's a target on my back!
Me(subtitles): These fans expect to see someone they could cheer and boo for, getting their money's worth and going home happy after a show. How many people can say that about you! NO ONE! You're the one who's wrong!
Adam: Can't believe I have to deal with a TV actor, thinking that he's a great wrestler!
Me(subtitles): You listen to me, you stupid son of a bitch. I have 14 years of experience in this business, I have worked my way up, showing people around the world that I can go as I inspire others, and there's no one more respected in Japanese wrestling than myself! And these cameras, THEY DON'T MEAN S**T TO ME! Seriously, you have no ability to banter, you can't insult anyone, and when you're pushed back, all you fall back on are: Suzuki knockoff, pretender, and r-worded! And that's it! You never deviate from this path, which is very ironic considering how simple-minded you are. You are the worst main character, side character, in this anime arc, IT'S PATHETIC!
The crowd popped as I said that, and I really think I'm destroying Adam just by words alone and I don't have to wrestle him.
Adam: You can never be me, Ren because you can't be me! I'm the best wrestler on this earth, not you! So stop trying to act like a tough guy because you're not!
Me(subtitles): Seriously, Adam? You calling yourself the best wrestler on earth and tell me that I act like a tough guy, playing a part in a movie or some shit? You must've been wanting to be a comedian all your life because this is probably the best joke you have ever told and that's for anybody to take you seriously.
The fans know that I'm cooking him and just ending his career however I wanted, but I had to continue...
Me(subtitles): I'm not kidding, the UE is watching right now and I'm pretty sure they're not wanting to believe me, but Undisputed Era, you better get your heads out of your asses because this guy, he's not a leader. He's a joke, and if you believe every word he says like a cult, then you're lost! You've become a flock of sheep being led to the slaughter!
Adam just kept quiet as I kept talking.
Me(subtitles): You know, honestly, Adam, I don't give a damn about our last match, which was months ago, because that was then, this is now! I'm not gonna fight you like I've done five times already, I'm basically going to go into that cell, and spill your guts all over the place! You better start writing out your will because you're gonna meet your maker! I will kill you inside Hell In A Cell, I'm gonna watch you bleed until you can't resuscitate! That's my word, and I don't break it for no one.
Adam: Really? You don't break your word? How will Io feel when you lose, huh? She'll probably want to be with me after the match because she probably sees you as this disgusting person who hurts people for a living! You should go to jail!
I smirked and shocked my head with a very angry smile, but I got one more statement to make as this will be the icing on the cake for burying Adam with words alone.
Adam: Come this Friday, I'm gonna keep this title, you won't have your dream come true, and that is undisputed.
Adam smirked and looked to walk away, but I had to get his attention.
Me: ADAM!
He sat back down as I stared into the camera with a very evil look and looked to finish the interview with this.
Me(subtitles): There's one thing you should know. You're lucky that we're not in the same room because if we were, I'd lay your ass out for bringing up my girlfriend again, just to prove how much of a piece of s**t you really are. You really are asking for the beating I have in store for you, so, at Takeover: Tampa Bay, you won't be facing Ren Hosako, The Prodigy. Instead, you'll be getting more than what you've bargained for, because you'll be meeting someone different. You see, all my life, I've been Broken. And sometimes, when there was something I had to do, I had to Wing it, but at Takeover: Tampa Bay, inside Hell In A Cell, you won't be fighting a Demon, you will be fighting an Angel.
When I said "Angel" in my language with the subtitles on the screen, I heard the crowd pop in excitement since they know what I meant by saying what I just said, but I didn't want to do this interview anymore, so I left the camera, leaving a terrified Adam Cole in his seat as the show came to a close.
I wanted to leave as soon as possible, just to get to Tampa Bay, and get ready for Takeover, and I think Hunter and Masami understood that, and I think this will probably be the best Hell In A Cell match of all time.
If it does get that stamp of approval, then I'm happy with it. If not, I'm okay with it.
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