You jolted awake , a cold sweat coating your body as your heavy breathing echoed through the room. You didn't even notice Kid staring at you with his blazing orbs.

"Are you unwell?"
You jolted back to reality
"Oh.... i had a nightmare that's all. I'll be fine"
Thats when it hit you . Kid had reverted back to his demonic beauty and you were using his warm broad chest as your personal mattress.
"I'm sorry for using you as my mattress "
You said , with no hint of apology or regret in your tone.

"At least pretend you're sorry. You're enjoying this aren't you?"
He spat.
"Ah , your hellish heat warms my cold corpse like body. Couldn't ask for more."
You mused with a smirk.
It was true. Your body was usually rather cold. And no one knew why.

"Anyways.... that dream ruined me.... good thing its Saturday. We can go for a stroll."
You got up , stretching...... and soon your cry echoed through the house as you were betrayed and backstabbed by none other than the red demon.
He had poked your side as your shirt was lifted during your stretch.

"You traitor!"
You laughed as you curled into a ball. He found this quite amusing.
"Thats it. You have to go to the amusement park with me. "
You exclaimed.
"What is that?"
"You'll see~~~"

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[Time skip brought to you by his majesty Trafalgar Law tripping down a series of slippery stairs , pranked by his youngest son]

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The amusement park was so old you could sell it off as an antique from the middle ages. Every single ride creaking and some looked like they had dried blood on them. The bushes and trees yellow and dead and a mysterious fog surrounded the whole park. It looked so cursed you wouldn't be surprised if Sam and Dean appeared to get rid of poltergeists. The long creaking rerris wheel stood there proudly and the fog prevented you from seeing its top.

The mascots and clowns looked like they had just jumped out of horror movies or escaped murder scenes and the food smelled weird. But it didn't keep the mortals out. In fact there were large crowds waiting for every ride.

"Lets go on the ferris wheel "
You grinned.
"Nuh uh. Im not getting on that torture device!"
Kid hissed. What torture device?
"The ferris wheel?" You raised an eyebrow, "but it's really fun. I don't know what you think it is but," you dragged him along "we're gonna get on it!"

As you set in your cabin Kid was surprised that it in fact isn't a torture device.
"You see in hell there is this giant fucking wheel that souls are tied to. At the very top it's so cold your skin cracks and pops and at the bottom you're dipped into lava."
He explained.
"Cool!"
You grinned. Why? Mortals are supposed to get scared and try to go to heaven why are you in a ferris wheel with a demon finding hell amusing?
Kid didn't know. But you did. And you weren't gonna tell him.

"Aww dammit!" You cried as you failed to knock any toys off the shelf with the nerf gun you had.
"What is it?"
"See you pay some money and get this gun and if you knock a toy down you'll get the toy"
"Lemme"
He snatched the gun away and upon shooting you saw his eyes glow. The shelf broke down soon after .
"Anything that falls , right?"
He smirked.

"You could have just knocked one down.... i feel sorry for the guy now...."
You said carrying your giant bag full of plushies. Not letting anyone get close to it. Just look. No touch.
You , indeed , were not sorry. In fact you felt satisfied. It was like a sweet revenge after all these years of not knocking anything down.
Kid had asked for one plushie. A white cat plush he said he was going to give to Lucifer as a gift.

"Does she like plushies?"
"Oh, yes. But she loves cats more. All cats go to hell and all dogs go to heaven. But cats have it better. They basically rule hell and have fun. And the "hell hounds" are cats. Not wolves or dogs or hounds. They're cats."
Hell sounded like fun, if you weren't being boiled in the lava.
"Guess someday I'll see hell. Sooner or later"

It was true. You were damned since the moment you refused to exorcise the demons. No, you were damned a long time before that. So why even bother, right? Heaven sounded boring. All goody two shoes being nice and all. Now hell on the other hand sounded like fun. Chaos. And you could just run wild.
[A.N: after i finished this last paragraph the word count was exactly 666 lmao]

Your phone rang. It was Ivan. He had dropped by your new place only to find someone had broken into your house.
"We need to go home Kid!"
You gasped and started waving at the taxis but it was so crowded you just couldn't find an empty one.

"Need help?" Kid stretched "i could get us home faster," he picked you up with no difficulties at all and grabbed your plushies "lets go." And then suddenly you were by your house.
Fortunately Ivan didn't see you guys teleporting.
"Ivan!"
"Oh y.n i didn't see you there! Wait how did you get here so fast?" Walking to you he saw your plushies.
"Heavens y.n!! Did you rob a toy shop again?? I told you," he playfully pulled on your ear, "don't get yourself in trouble!!"

Before you kid react Kid had pushed Ivan's hand off you. Ivan just raised an eyebrow.
"Who's this.....freak?"
"Uh....."
You were lost for words. Who was he? You couldn't say he's a demon. Family was off limits and he couldn't be an old friend either. Ivan has been your friend for the longest of time. He knew everyone in your life.

"He's uh.... he's....."
You stuttered
"Are you guys....you know..... friends with benefits?"
"Jesus on a broom, no!"
You laughed.
"I'm her flatmate. I'm possessive. Fuck off"
Kid stated.
"Geez..... we need to catch up y.n how do so much happens to you in so little time!"
Ivan laughed.
"Heh....hehe... yeah"
You sweatdropped.

You checked everywhere but nothing was missing. Just your balcony door and window being broken and some things were slightly moved. Which was weird because why would someone break into someones house just to move things around a bit. Kid and Ivan kept glaring at eachother and honestly you couldn't figure out why.

"You need a therapist "
Ivan groaned.
"And you need to be buried six feet under"
Kid hissed.
"Stop it both of you or I'll swear I'll hang both of you from a cursed tree."
You hissed at them and they both shut up.
You tidied up a bit and Ivan covered the shattered window and door with newspapers and stuff and kid just rested majestically on the couch.

After things were done Ivan left and told you to let him know if anything happens. You caught Kid flipping him off as he was leaving and you didn't know if you should laugh or smack him with a broom.

"Things are getting livelier....."

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Ah, another update!
Am i amazing or what?? Lolololol
Honestly I've been caught up playing league of legends and also I'm in a low position so i have a wtiters blovk because of my life.
Thank you for reads and votes and comments.

Smiles,
Donquixote_Joker 🃏