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Romeo

"You know, I was sorta waiting for you to call."

"Hello to you too. Wait, you were waiting for me, the stuck-up jerk, to call?"

"Yup."

"Wow, *puts a hand on heart*, I'm shocked!"

"Shut up, now I think I found you the perfect girlfriend."

"Who is she?"

"Amber Collins."

"*cough cough* Amber Collins, the.......head cheerleader?"

"Yes. Do you have a problem with her? I mean, she sounds like your type."

"First, how do you know my type? Second, I don't have a problem with Amber."

"Then why'd you cough?"

"Amber is....perky. Very perky. Very very very very perky. Did I mention perky?"

"Yes. Four times. If you don't go out with her, I could always find a nerd for you--"

"I'm fine!"

"Great. I told her to meet you at lunch today."

"Wait, what? So I'm just gonna eat lunch with her, even though I don't really like her and this is all a planned date?"

"Yes. Yes you will."

"Ugh. Bloody Cupid."

"Deadly Romeo."

"Killer Cupid."

"Lovesick Romeo."

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