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Red Cupid

"Hi, sorry for hanging up--"

"You called!"

"Um...yeah. So, what was your girlfriend's name?"

"Karen Frein."

"OK. Do you have the slightest idea on why she broke up with you?"

"Nope. As far as I know, I'm perfect."

"Wait, your friends with Ryan, right?"

"Yup."

"Oh great, you're another stuck-up popular boy."

"Hey! I'm not stuck up! And, I think introductions should be put in order."

"I'm Red Cupid. Who are you?"

"Call me Romeo."

"Dude. I meant your real name."

"Listen, I don't know who you are and you don't know who I am. Let's keep it that way."

"Alright. So, about Karen--"

"Dude! Get off the frickin' phone and lets go shoot some hoops!"

"Sorry, gotta go. I'll call you later."

"Bye."

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[A/N: Whenever something is in italicized, it means that its another person speaking.]