Hey Lincoln,

It's Luan

Lucy rubbed off on me, so here's something for ya

I've noticed you feeling sad about Ronnie moving away

Seeing her now and then helps, I know

We're grateful for that, we all are.

She's been sweet to you, that's for sure

But part of me is thinking something that crossed my mind

What if something bad happens to you?

If you break your leg,

Your arm,

Or fall off your bike like the total klutz you are, even though your pride won't admit it.

I saw you trying to jump Lola's overturned jeep

Faaaaaiiiilllllllllll

Now you actually broke both doing just that, guess you could say you should have asked how high when you JUMPED! Hahahahahaha! Get it?

Look,

The point in all this is that if anything bad happens to you again,

We'll all take it hard,

But I fear I'll take it he worst next to Luna and Lori

None of us will leave your side while you're recovering,

But who will be your Protector?

I doubt Lori will take up the role with her being Miss text-savvy-24-7

Luna will be busy with her gigs,

And Lynn with her sports games

You wanna know what the difference is between me and them?

I can separate my affairs and attend to you

I can reschedule a stand-up-comedy night

I can get someone to fill in for me, mainly you when you recover. You've gotten quite the knack for puns and bringing people laughs.

But what about when we're both preoccupied?

Well, I'd watch you from the shadows as you're wowing crowds on stage, and I know you'll do the same.

Home is where my decision lies, and when we have free time.

As of right now, my decision is this

I'm Your Protector

Part of an army 10 strong,

The White-Haired Middle Treasure being the literal gem in our family.

I will take on the role myself

I can be your Batgirl

And The Joker

A protector, and muscle

I'll watch you at night, and keep trouble at bay

With my mask and wings of security cloaking you in your delicate sleeping form.

When you wake in the morning, and if someone or more harasses you, I'll utter these words to strike fear in their hearts before I pull out my Card

"I Think You Should Do As He Says"

Stink bombs, marbles, and rigged bats are at my disposal

All to keep you safe.

That's who I see myself as,

And I know deep down, you see me as one of your 10 sisters that always give you love, affection, and shelter from whatever insecurity you face.

-Your Female Dark Knight,

Luan Loud