L: i'm so sorry i can't drive you guys to prom 😭

N: it's alright really.

L: so was there actually a blowjob last night? 😏

N: yeah, but something else happened.

L: what?

N: (picture of the open locket)

L: CAN I HAVE A HARRY???? BC WTFF BRO

N: you already had your turn. what happened to your sexy lawyer dude?

L: speaking of which he just texted me.

N: more like sexted.

L: we don't always sext. actually, we've never sexted. anyway he was just talking about our plans tonight.

N: oh 😏

L: niall i've done something horrific i have to talk to you later.

N: what did you do?

L: probably ruin my life as it is.

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L: nevermind i just made my night even better.