Remus lay crumpled in a heap on the decaying floor of the Shrieking Shack. It was the morning after the full moon and his friends had just gone after a ton of protesting. Remus forced the boys to go but they only left on one condition; they were going to come back with a whole box of the good Honeydukes chocolate.
"Moony, I don't wanna go." The familiar voice rang through the mould ridden shack.
"Why not?" Remus balled himself up tighter. This month had, by far, been the worst full moon ever, even though all his friends were in their Animagus form.
"Then you'll be all alone after quite frankly, the worst full moon ever." Sirius slipped down on to the floor beside Remus.
"Why didn't you guys abandon me?" Remus croaks after a few minutes from his tight ball.
"7th year and now you ask that? Well, I didn't leave you to rot and die in this shack because you're- you're..... like a gem." Sirius stuttered awkwardly and Remus couldn't help but snort.
"A gem? I'm a piece of muck, Siri." Remus sighed. It was quite clear that Remus didn't think high of himself.
"No, you're a gem. You're really hard to find and when someone does you shine and you're so beautiful-" Sirius immediately stopped speaking. Shoot. Why in the name of Merlin's saggy left nutsack did he say that? Would he know? Remus' head cocked up. Never, not once in his life, had he been called beautiful.
"Is that so?" Remus unravelled himself from his ball and sat right next to Sirius.
"And you're cute." Sirius just took the risk and said it. If he already started, why not finish it?
"I'm a beast, Pads."
"You also fold your socks nearly everyday." Sirius reminds, "What type of a beast folds their bloody socks?"
"A sock beast?" Remus mumbles.
"Yeah, but you're a werewolf. A blooming cute one at that."
"It's not just that, I-Im bisexual." Remus confesses. Sirius' eyes dilate in surprise. Remus was bisexual.
"And what's wrong with that?" Sirius asks. Honestly, he was immensely proud of his best friend for admitting his sexuality. He might as well too then.
"My uncle was gay and when he admitted it to my grandparents, he was sent off the next day. I spoke to my grandmother about it and now she says she regrets it." Remus looks down.
"You have it better then. I'm gay. If my biological mother found out she would kill me herself. In fact, I like somebody now." Sirius turns to Remus for a reaction.
"Who? Does James know?"
"James doesn't need to know? It's just my sexuality. No biggie. Anyway, the person has the most amazing amber eyes."
"James?" Remus jokes, though he was half serious. James had ambery hazel eyes.
"No, this person has the kindest personality." Sirius smiled at Remus. Surely he must know it's him.
"W-Wormtail?" Honestly, Remus could honestly be so stupid. What colour were Peter's eyes? Blue, so how on earth could it be him?
"A dear studier." Sirius had pretty much just said it and Remus was starting to wonder if it was him.
"O-one more clue." He stuttered. Sirius clutched Remus' face with both hands and began to snog him. Remus had absolutely no idea what was going on, but he realised that the boy he liked since 5th year, was snogging him. How much better can it get?
"Got it my cute Moony?" Sirius laughs.
"HAHAHA PETE 20 GALLEONS! HAND 'EM OVER!" James laughs maniacally. They had just snuck in to the room just in time to see Remus and Sirius break. It was quite clear that they had made a serious bet on the two boys.
"The hell James? You betted on us?" Remus asks, hands on hips. If he had not just had the snog of his lifetime, he would most likely be fuming.
"I didn't know Padfoot liked boys!" Peter groans. Back in 5th year, James had made a bet on Sirius and Remus that if they got together by the end of Hogwarts, Peter would have to give him 20 Galleons! Peter accepted easily as he thought Sirius like girls and girls only.
"Well, my dear Wormy, now you know that your best friend, is gay. Not that it really maters anyway." Sirius shrugs. He had never really planned on telling James that he was gay as it wasn't really necessary. If James hadn't come out to him as straight, why must he come out as gay?
"Cough up, Wormtail." James grins. 20 perfect Galleons.

merlin send help. how can one be so terrible at fanfiction? also, i've realised that this one is immensely shorter than my last but ya just have to deal with it. maybe it's a blessing so then you won't have to read my terrible writing! yeah, that sounds about right.
see you next millenium.