A/N: Hi it's me the author

Yes another Isekai, I can't get enough of these, they're so nice

That one reader who watched the anime:

Yes, and?

More seriously, the anime is cool, I enjoyed it, white/silver haired girl and you know how I am with them

Random Reader: B-But the protagonist have the mind of a male, it's like banging a mn!

Me af:

Anyway, let's go!

Narrator POV

In the long and distant planet called........ Earth, yeah that's it

What the fuck you wanted me to said? Namek?

Anyway, Y/N L/N, you basically, was fighting for it's life!

Y/N: ...........

Squirrel: .........

Y/N: HAHA YOU BLINKED I WON!

The squirrel ran away, as Y/N smiled proudly

Y/N had a sort of ritual where every 15th of the month, he will go to the zoo, and stare fight every animals there

Y/N: Another win for the great Y/N, now, who should I do a stare fight with?

He looked around, and saw no worthy oppenents for him

Until, he saw the silverback gorilla cage

Y/N: Perfect

The staff of the zoo stared at him

Staff 1: S-Shouldn't we stop him?

Staff 2: Nah that's Y/N, he's fine

Staff 1: THE Y/N?!

Staff 2: Yeah look, he's already doing the stare fight with the gorilla

https://youtu.be/52XqcGgjP_4

The Silverback Gorilla and Y/N keep staring at each other, before the Gorilla turned it's gaze, and Y/N pat his shoulder

Y/N: You were a formidable foe

The Gorilla nodded, as Y/N went off the cage

Staff 2: See? Nothing to worry about

Staff 1: O-Oh, I was just a bit nervous hehe

As Y/N was walking, he missed a step of the child stairs, fell, broke his neck and die

Staff 2: OH FUCK CALL AN AMBULLANCE!

Staff 1: HOW CAN HE STARE FIGHT THE MOST DANGEROUS PREDATORS IN THE WORLD BUT MISS A STEP?!

Y/N POV

Y/N: .........

God: .........

Y/N: I missed it on purpose

God: Yeah sure, and I'm Son Goku

Y/N: Anyway, why am I here? Not going to heaven?

God: Yeah about that........

Flashback

God: Spin the wheel of his fate!

Angels: SPIN! SPIN! SPIN!

It landed on Isekai

God: Now his love interest!

It landed on silver hair girl with a special trait

Flashback

God: Sadly we are currently doing reparations, you will have to wait your next life to get to heaven

Y/N: I'm getting Isekai'd?! Oh shit! Can I go to Naruto?! Oh! What about Bleach too?!

God: You're going to a fantasy world with magic and knights

Y/N: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE BLAND ASS ISEKAI WORLD!

God: You are the childhood friend of the protagonist that is a girl

Y/N: HELL YEAH!

God: That is also reincarnated, as before he was a man

Y/N: Show me how she look like in the future

He showed me how she look like, and........

Y/N: Looks female enough

God: Good, now the choice of your life! Your strengh

Y/N: Weak as fuck

God: Why?

Y/N: So this bullshit scene of the protagonist saving me everytime, and starting from that day, she start to like me

God: Hmm........ Nah I'm gonna make you OP

Y/N: WHAT NO!

God: Too late bye!

I was sent to the world, as I opened my eyes, to have the plesent feeling of being carried in someone's arm

???: Oh, it seems like our little champion is waking up!

I saw a man carrying me in his arms, as he smile at me

???: Good morning, S-

???2: If you dare call him by this ugly name you thought of, you will sleep outside honey

???: O-Of course not! He is out little Y/N of course!

A woman grabbed me in her arms, and glared at the man, who backed off in fear

She smiled sweetly at me

???2: Good morning sweetie, you slept well?

???: Dear he's a baby he ca-

???2: Shut

???: Y-Yes......

I feel like I know who was on top when I was made

Alright, time to play the baby card

I tried to mimic as much as I could baby noises, as my Mom, was overjoyed

Mom: Oh my! You're so full of energy! I'm sure you will become a great knight!

While she was overjoyed, I looked at my Dad, and gives a thumbs up

He smiled widely, before he hugged us both, laughing

???: MAGICITE BEAST ARE ATTACKING THE CITY!

Dad: Huh?! Honey, go and take shelter, I'll handle them!

Mom: Yes!

She started to run away, as my father took his sword, and ran off

Mom: There are 4 of them?! There never have been so muuch of them this close to the city!

She was running to the shelter, but on the way, one of the magicite beast landed in front of us, and roared

Mom: Oh no!

She hugged me protectively, as the beast was about to attack us

I just got reincarnated and I already have to save people?

Narrator POV

The mother of Y/N waited for the blow of the Magicite beast, but it never came

She opened her eyes, and see the Magicite staring at her direction, but not at her

Then, she looked at Y/N, and saw he was staring back at the beast

It was his return......

THE STARING CONTEST KING IS BACK ON THE TRACK!

The Magicite Beast roared, but Y/N never flinched, and keep starting at it, not blinking once

Mom: W-What is happening?

The Magicite Beast, after some time, let it go, and flew away

Y/N had a look of pure smugness, as he laughed

At least, like a baby

Y/N's mother procced what was happening, before she realized

Mom: W-Woah........ My son...... scared a Magicite Beast?

Soon, a huge smile appeard on her face, as she hugged Y/N tightly

Mom: You won't be just a great knight, but the best of the best! Oh I'm so happy!

Y/N thoughts: ..........Fuck

Timeskip - Y/N POV

I was now 5 years old, and HELL NAH MY MOM WAS SOMETHING ELSE

Mom: I TOLD YOU HE WILL BE A KNIGHT AND THAT'S FINAL!

Dad: He take more interest in cooking and music than fighting!

Mom: Oh yeah?! He's so strong even Magicite Beast are scared of him!

Dad: I told you many times that's not possible for a baby to scare a Magicite Beast!

Mom: ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?!

Dad: Of course not!

Y/N: Mom, Dad, we are late.......

Mom: AH RIGHT! Thank Sweetie! You actually help me UNLIKE SOMEONE HERE!

Dad: Oh come on!

She took my hand, and we walked together to our next destination

Knight practice

I was forced to watch it since my mom made it clear she wanted me to be a knight and NOTHING else

Oh you want me to convince her? My dad tried, ended up with the wall of my room with a hole in it

Mom: There you go Sweetie, now you can watch how knights fights!

She whispered something that I heard clearly

Mom: Even though you are already better than all of them

Y/N: Yes mom!

I was walking around, looking at the moves of the knights, impressed

Y/N: Indeed, this is quite surprising......

???: N/N!

I looked at the side and see my friends, and ONLY friends, Inglis and Rafinha, that I call Chris and Rani

(Left one is Inglis AKA Chris, and right is Rafinha AKA Rani)

Y/N: Chris! Rani!

Rani run to me, hugging me, as I hugged back

Rani: It's so nice to see you! Are you here to practice too?!

Y/N: Yes I am

Rani: Then let's do our best!

Chris: Y/N! It's nice to see you're here!

Y/N: You too Chris!

Then we heard some commotions coming from the knights

Chris: Rambach Company?

Rani: Well, I heard people who trade got attacked a lot by Magicite Beast!

Chris: They're so lucky!

Y/N: I scared a Magicite Beast when I was a baby!

Chris: Yes sure of course we believe you Y/N

Y/N: Weird cheeks

That hit a nerve, as she looked at me, her eye twitching

Rani: I believe Y/N!

Y/N: Thank you Rani! That's why you're so much better than Chris!

Mister Rambach presented his son

Mr Rambach: This is my son, Rahl

Rahl: M-My name is Rahl. It's a pleasure to meet you

Y/N: Looks female enough

Chris: What?

Y/N: Nevermind, you're too young to understand

The knights and the Rambach company started to fight, as Rahl female enough, beat almost everyone in a fight

Rani: Woah! He beat ten people on his own!

Y/N: Hmm........

Chris: You noticed?

Y/N: Yes...... he have........ some thin ass legs he look like a chicken

Chris: Eh?

Rani: Yes! He have some thin legs, big bro Rafael have better legs!

Rahl female enough was being cocky, as I looked to the side, and see my mother, looking at everything, silent

Chris noticed it, as she smiled smugly

Rahl: Isn't there anyone that can be of a challenge here for me?!

Chris walked up to my mother, and whispered something to her, as she beamed in joy, before looking at me

I shook my head no, as she nodded yes

Mom: There is someone actually!

Everyone turned to her, as I tries to get out of here quickly, but Chris held me back, smiling smugly

Chris: That's what you get for calling me weird cheeks

Mom: Y/N! Can you come here please?!

I sighed in defeat, before walking to my mom, and stood at her side

Mom: He will be your oppenent. If you refuse, I will make sure your name will be remembered as one who refuse to fight even a child

Rahl: Tch! Fine, but don't come back crying when he get hurt!

Alright, so I pretend to do my best, get hit, then either Rafael or Chris come and save me, and everything will be done

I stood in front of Rahl, sword in hand, as he smirked at me

Rahl: I will finish this in one strike, and then make fun of your mother who was too cocky

......Nevermind, I'm going to kick his ass

Y/N: You messin' in the Wrong Neighborhood buddy

Rahl: Huh?

Knight: Begin!

He charged at me, and went for a slash, as I only blocked it, and push him away

But I put a bit too much strengh, and he went crashing on the wall

Y/N: ......Fuck

Rani: L-Language!

Mom: HAHAHA THAT'S MY SON FOR YOU! SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU BRAT!

All the knights were cheering for my victory, as I looked toward Chris and Rani, and saw both of them had a look of admiration

Chris run to me, and had stars in the eye

Chris: Y/N! I have a question!

Y/N: Yes?

Chris: Can you have a duel with me?!

Y/N: ........What?

Oh no, she's a battle maniac, I can see it in her eyes

Chris: Please!

Alright, play it cool Y/N, this is a girl's feeling we're talking about right now.......

Y/N: Let me think...... No

She looked shocked, as I started to walk away, a music playing in my head

https://youtu.be/KPUPVXKRvfE

As I was walking away, only one thought filled my head, with the music

Y/N: I'm so dead when we will be back home

Reborn, that's all (Reborn to Master the Blade x Male Reader)

Chapter 1: Finished

A/N: You messin' in the wrong fanfic buddy

ANYWAY! In the next chapter! A worthy oppenent for Chris?! Y/N is serious!

'Chapter 2: Fearless Shenanigans'

See you all next time for the next chapter!