A/N: This Chapter is COMPLETELY RANDOM AF.

Kakashi is 4 when Shisui is born. He stands with his father as the whole clan watches the couple carry him into the compound to the main house.

"A new child has come into our family today, and his name, given by his parents shall be Uchiha Shisui! May he serve the Uchiha and bring us greatness!" Fugaku roared and the crowd cheered while the feast started.

Shisui...?

Kakashi eyes widened in recognition and he walked through the crowd to the couple surrounded by cooing mothers and stoic fathers.

"Ah Kakashi! Do you want to see your new cousin?" The new mother smiled at him and which Kakashi guiltily couldn't remember what her name was.

He nodded silently and the woman lifted Shisui down to his level where he looked in awe at the newborn.

Uchiha Shisui...

Shisui's eyes peeled open and he laughed a cute laugh while patting Kakashi's face. Kakashi melted and cooed softly.

I will protect you from your mysterious death this time.

Kakashi smiled brightly at his mother and thanked her, walking away.

I swear.

<< Uchiha Training Grounds, 1 year later >>

Kakashi, Obito: age 5

Shisui: age 1

Kakashi sat on a wooden pole in the middle of the training grounds, meditating and entering his mind palace. It was... A messy place. He had spent days trying to clean it up and still was, but his mind was just so... Messed up. Countless of jutsus from his previous life were tucked into a grotesque tree with wooden shelves built in it. The tree resembled the one in the fourth war...

Blood.

The fourth bloody ninja war was his f*cking mind palace with random dead bodies here and there.

Hopefully no yamanaka goes venturing into his mind.

His memories were through another door to a huge library - his favorite place so far with the stars as the ceiling and random good memories flashing through them.

Alas, he had almost as many bad memories as good ones so he had another entire room dedicated to them. 

The Bloody Hatake Compound. 

A reminder, like an arrow always lodged in his back, to not waste this chance. His body in his mind was his 40 year old one with his Rokudaime cloak hanging off his shoulders, the hokage hat hanging off his neck on his back. He sat down in the library and looked to the stars to see his old genin team and he reached out for them.

"I miss you guys... So, so much."he whispered.

"Who?"

He snapped out of his meditation and flipped away, into the advanced stance the war trained him to defend like. 

"Whoa!" a familiar childish voice squeaked and Kakashi finally recognized Obito, relaxing into his usual lazy stance. "Sorry Obito, you surprised me." he apologized, laughing lightly.  

Obito was on the ground rubbing his butt and he pouted. Kakashi held out his hand and Obito took it, patting himself down. "So... Who were you talking about?" he inquired, head tilting.

Kakashi froze and Obito noticed a flash of darkness come over his eyes before disappearing in a second. "Ma... Just... An old friend."he casually shrugged, walking away while ignoring Obito's cries.

"You're only 4 years old! How can you even have old friends?!"

"Anything can happen."

"What does that even mean?!"

"Not everything in the world makes sense."

"Why are you such an ass sometimes?"

"Thank you my butt feels very flattered."

"WHA- What does flattered even mean?!"

"Now if you would excuse me, I think it's going to be dinner time soon and today the whole clan is coming together for a birthday party."

"Oh. I forgot. What was the kid's name again?"

"Shisui. Hey, wanna take a bet?"

"What's a bet?"

"... Nevermind."

"Hey! Wait up!"

<< Uchiha compound >>

Shisui is a very intelligent child. He picked up walking easily and said his first words fluently which shocked many people, boosting the clan's ego even more. Uchiha.

When Kakashi entered the main compound many people greeted him for he was the prodigy of prodigies, having awakened the sharingan at such an early age, even before his first birthday which admittedly, worried Fugaku. (Announced once he entered the academy - no one knows that he awakened it before he even turned one.)

To unlock the sharingan, one must have experienced a near close encounter with death. Or have gone through an emotionally stressful scenario.

Both which Kakashi never had experienced...

Fugaku was very confused.

Kakashi politely bowed to each and every one of them, Obito hastily doing so afterwards. Together they went to visit Shisui. Kakashi bowed before his mother and she handed him the child carefully.

"Hello Shisui kun." Kakashi smiled, and one would be lying if they said Kakashi was not going to end up being a lady killer. "I've heard you are really smart. A prodigy, aren't you? The Uchiha clan must be very proud to get another. One after the other..." he mused, chuckling when Shisui blew raspberries. Just like Boruto... He sighed wistfully.

"Hey aniki?"

"Yea?"

"Why do you always say 'Uchiha clan' instead of 'our clan'?"Obito curiously asked, and the adults attention turned to him as well.

"Ma... As I'm not a full blooded Uchiha I'm simply unworthy of calling myself one." he claimed, pumping pride into the Uchiha around him.

"Don't be silly Kakashi kun! You are definitely one of us!"

"You even stay with us!"

"Kakashi kun don't say such nonsense~"

"Yea aniki!"

Kakashi's lips quirked a small bit and he smiled his practiced hokage smile. "Thank you!"

Earning a rightful place in the Uchiha? Checked.

He gave Shisui back gently and Shisui whined a bit but stopped when Kakashi poked his forehead with two fingers lightly. "I'll be back, that's a promise." he smiled and walked off, leaving to the playgrounds. Shisui gurgled and laughed, making all the mothers around him coo.

And that's when he met the Sarutobi Hiruzen. Again.

<< Playgrounds >>

Hiruzen almost jumped out of his skin when a child that looked strikingly similar to Tobirama Senju entered the playgrounds but relaxed when he just saw Sakumo's son. The Hatake family did branch from the Senju... It just got erased for some goddamn reason.

Sakumo's son, Kakashi, nudged his friend forward to play with the rest while he went to lie down by the sides, staring at the clouds.

Hiruzen walked over.

"Why don't you want to play with the rest?"

Kakashi looked calmly over to the gravely voice and smiled. "Ma... I'm not really good at talking with people my age. I rather talk with older people, hokage sama. Until they grow older maybe?". 

Hiruzen's eyebrow rose and his lips twitched into a small smile. This child knew he was the hokage yet didn't freak out when he saw him. Interesting.

"Ho? What do you usually talk about then?"

"Ma... Random things. History, how chakra was made, it's origins, sometimes jutsu ideas and ideas that could help with my clan." 

"You certainly are a very smart boy, Kakashi kun."

"I would describe myself as slightly weird." He looked at Hiruzen in the eye. "I know I'm different... And sometimes... I wish I wasn't." he chuckled at the last part and sighed, relaxing into the grass.

"... You are definitely a weird child Kakashi... I honestly don't know what to say." Hiruzen confessed, sitting down beside Kakashi.

"Ma... Just don't say anything then, just sleep. I'm tired anyways. Everything's to troublesome." Kakashi grumbled the last part and Hiruzen heartily laughed, lying down beside Kakashi. "I'll take that invite then."

"It's my pleasure."

Weirdest boy he had ever met.

Such a nice day.

A/N

This Chapter... Was COMPLETELY RANDOM. I just threw in ANYTHING my mind thought of and HERE YOU GO! 

-Migale373