Mario fishing.

Mario: Ah!?.....aww....no fish

But then find an old man

Old man: Can I have 50 cents?

Mario: Ewwb old fish!

And then mario throw him back in the water.

Mario: Stupid fish! All I want is to catch you!!! And give you a new home...my stomach! That it I'm going in!

Mario decides that he just jump in and catch them by himself.

Mario: Cmere fish!!! I just want to give you a hug!!

Without success either.

Mario: Auuuuughhhhhhhdkcfdfdfdhdf

Pink Bob omb: Huh?

Mario: Gonna catch the fish! Blahhhhhhhh!!!

Pink Bob omb: Werido

Mario: There has to be a fish here I can catch!!

Fish: Uh oh!

When he spotted a special fish he tracks him into an abandoned boat and Mario shot him.

Later.

Mario: Hey what's that hole over there?

He swims inside a hole that he spots.

Mario: Aww yeah! Hobo hobo! It's my new home... I'll call it Mario's hole... cool name. Hello!? Anyone home!? I'm going to steal your home! Anyway!! I hope that's ok. Hey!

A huge rock almost hit mario.

Mario: Wow this place want to hug me!

He finds a machine that he believes is a spaghetti machine.

Mario: Hey! A spaghetti machine!!!
Mmmn gonna make lots spaghetti!!

Then mario saw a goomba.

Mario: No! You can't have any Goomba! I will pee on you!! ( Arthur: Omg XD)

Mario kills the Goomba that he believes wants the machine.

Mario: Ok now where is the coin a lot for this thing? You know.... I'm available tonight... yeah... just turn in!!! (Arthur: Lol sound just like my boyfriend) Ok fine! It's because I'm black isn t it. ( lol what?!) Oh wait...you press the lever high! I'm smart! Yes!

He presses the lever.

Mario: Yes live love! This is boring.

The machine create multiple Clone of Mario.

Mario: Aww the machine had a baby. Hi what's your name?

Clone: Please Blarrgh get Blarrgh..me to a hospi-blarrgh!!

Mario: Aww isn't that cute.

More clones come out of the machine.

Mario: Huh? How pregnant is this machine!?

A Goomba walked by.

Goomba: It's probably because of what you did to it last night!

Mario: Shut up Goomba! (Lol XD)

More clones creation an army of Marios.

Mario: Wow! Way to many Mario's! Ha! Bear that! Eat am I going to dobwirh all these marios!? Hmmm

Mario is the king of them now.

Mario: Hahaah! I got my own army of fattys!!

A clone talking to toad.

Clome: So you available tonight?

Toad: Mario..... help me.....

Mario: Oh toad he just wants to be friends!!

 SMG4 appears seeing all the clones of mario.

Smg4: Mario! What is..this?! All the fatasses around the castle?!

Mario: Oh hi smg4 these people are just my buddies!

Smg4: buddies?! It's annoying! Get rid of them!

Smg4 wants to get rid of them but Mario doesn't want to.

Mario: No but they're all sexy!!

Meanwhile, another clone mistakes the machine lever with a lollipop and activate the "evil clone lever crap thing" and create an evil clone.

Back at the castle SMG4 says no to Mario

Smg4: No!! For the last time!!

Mario: Aww come on! I barely have any friends!!

Smg4: What if someone gets hurt?

Mario: No one's going to get hurt!

And at this moment they see some guy who was talking/flirting with Luigi getting throw out the wall by clones.

Mario: See they are helping Luigi of stranger danger!!

Clones: Come get us fatass!

Smg4: Ok! That's it I'm getting the nuke!

Mario: Please?! They aren' that bad!

One of the clones appear and take mario clothes off and he believes that he is taking it to the laundry. SMG4 is pissed goes inside the castle.

Mario: At least things can't get any worse.

Clone: Hey Mario!

Behind Mario, a clone aims a gun at Luigi who had a bowl of spaghetti. He screams in terror and runs inside the castle and locks the door. As for Luigi she sign to herself and headbutt the clone getting away from it.

He finally doesn't want the clones to be around because they hate spaghetti and Luigi.

Mario: Smg4 save the children! Get my shotgun!

Smg4: I'm right here.

Mario: Oh he he

Smg4: I thought you wanted the clones to be around?

Mario: Yeah but the hate spaghetti and Luigi.

 X appear and Mario asks him if he can fight clones with retarded moves and he answer that he doesn't fight like that.

The door of the entrance gets attacked by clones and Toad says that someone must get out and everyone is looking at the guy who was flirting with Luigi.  The guy is thrown outside and they behead heim, much to his dismay. Mario finds a note and a map that will help them to get rid of the clones.

Later in the lost forest, Mario finds a red light but Luigi figured out that this is actually from a rocket launcher and he saves Mario's life. While running from the clones they find them self trap in a cave and Mario try to resonate them he grab luigi and jump over the group.

Later.

Mario, who's sleeping under a tree, is woken up and they run away from the clones that still want to kill them. When they encounter a big hole Mario throws Luigi in it and they both end up on the other side.

Back at the castle, X and SMG4 are mad from the clones weirdness and Toad kills himself.

Mario and Luigi find the wisdom tree and Mario is making fun about him while Luigi tries to solve the situation but Mario piss him off making them pass only if one of them sacrifice himself. Mario starts dancing naked making the tree losing his appetite but instead one of them must get inside him. Mario thinks that he wants a baby but he replies that's not what he meant. Mario gets inside the tree but burned it down when he saw a spider.

At the castle X and SMG4 are playing a game with clones. They ask a question and if the clone raises his hand he got murdered. And he starts a genocide by asking a question like who knows my pin number, who here likes Justin Bieber and who here hates his bloopers and sees a majority.

SMG4: Ok let's play a game! I ask you a question, And if you raise your hand... Well I brutally murder you. Ok first... Who here knows my PIN number?

A Mario clone raises his hand, SMG4 then shoots the Mario clone.

SMG4: Ok, who here likes Justin Bieber?

Two Mario clones raises their hands, SMG4 then shoots the clones.

SMG4: Who here hates my bloopers?

Many Mario clones raises their hands.

SMG4: ..... Oh for Pete sakes...

Back at Mario and Luigi, they are in a snowing mountain and meet rock but Mario push him accidentally in the hole behind because he wanted him to see his penguin but Mario got his wand in time.

Luigi: Ok Mario. The anonymous man must be up there. Do you have a plan?

Mario: Yes... YES... The perfect plan... Mwhahaha... Soon I will rule the world! MWHAHAHAHA!

Mario: ..... This is it!!!? A baby penguin!!! Come with me penguin! To Netherland!

Rocks: What!? What do you want from me hobos?!

Luigi: Hey! Rocks! Can you get rid of the clones!?

Rocks: Sure! I can do th-

Mario: Hey Rocks! Have you seen my penguin!? (Rocks fallen off) ...D: Where the rock go?

MCGustavo ...Funny rock.

Mario: Well it's a good thing he lent me his butt-scratcher.

They get back to the castle passing X and SMG4 who are taken by clones and Mario goes back at the beginning and destroy the machine by making explode the wand in it.

SMG4 and X sitting atop of a group of Mario clones.

Mario: Hi SMG4!

SMG4: NO! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE FATTYS!

Luigi: Mario! There it is! Destroy it with a magic spell!

Mario: Ok here I go! uhh... abra kabra?... uhhh..... MAGIC BOOBIES!

Toad: :D YOU SAVE ME MARIO! Those clones... anyway the clone machine is in another castle.

Luigi: Huh?

Mario: Mammaf**ker!

Mario clone: PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS!

(Arthur: I think writing this made me confused and dumb DX)