The water was tiring.
The water was cold.

And then it was warm.
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"" Means that "don" is talking (excluding it's use for his name)
'' means that don is answers or speaking in his head(subconsciously in this case
Underline  means that ------ is talking (no spoils in notes srry)

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A warm liquid in embraces... Ah...what was his name? Oh well...was it don? Well, it doesn't matter, it's not like that will be his name for long....

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    "Don" wakes up with a start, a strange liquid surrounds him. 'Am I still in the lake' "don" asks himself, still drowsy. ' no I can be it's warm, unlike the lake' he rations, the stark difference in temperature seems to be the only thing he can register at the moment.

  Suddenly 2 muffled voices can be heard, one female and the other.... almost otherworldly. The otherworldly voice says something else and does the female but, it feels as if it's speaking to "don" instead of at him. The godly voice gets louder soon drowning out the female voice, it's words become more clear...

"......e"
".......hear ......e"

'What?'

  The omnipresent voice speaks again as if it heard "don"

"Can...you....hear...me"

  'Yes .....  YES!'  "Don" answers, excited at the prospect of hear another beings voice 'maybe they can tell me what's going on ' me muses.

"Then.....me"
 
'huh?'asks "don" as he attempts to move his body only to get very little response from it, a light twitch of his fingers being all he can muster up.
'what's.... going... on?' "Don" thought .

"Then come to me"

In what seemed like mere seconds, the little control "don"  had over his body disappeared a bright like  flooding his once dark vision.
'what's happening?!" Was his last thought before he fainted.

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  "Don" stirred awake as light slaps landed on his cheeks in quick susession. "Hngg.." "don" let out a groan as he fully came to, opening his eyes before quickly shutting them at the bright light, letting out a pained yell.

  Oh! Sorry! Sorry.... I forget to do that every time ...let me just dim that for you ....
 
A voice said, it's androgynous tone sounding familiar to "dons" ears .
"Don" once again opened his eyes, and could keep them open this time, without a blinding light burning them out of his skull.

  He then sat up and looked around to take in his surroundings....well if you could count a semi-translucent space as surroundings...

Hey! Look over here in front of yah buddy

"Don" obeyed and looking in front of him at a white wall. Then he looked down the wall that touched the....floor?

Umm....up here dude hehe

"Don" looked up.
And up.
And up.
Annnnnndddd uppppp.
 
Untill his neck hurt and he was pretty much laying right back down.
 
The.. thing? let out a snort at the human man's actions before shrinking itself to a reasonable height. Allowing for "don" to sit back up in a comfortable position.

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  "So...." "Don" started, "im guessing I'm dead....", "and my stupid ice plan is what did me in?"

"Well... "
The being started it's own sentence
"Yes .... and no..."

  It dribbled off a bit, allowing for don to process.

  "What do you mean by that?" The man asked, rasing an eyebrow.

  "Ok so ... The plan part was most definitely the stupidest thing ive seen a human do outside of a horror movie film, like come on dude."
 
Don let out a sigh, if he was gonna be drilled over this he couldn't complain since he didn't even have his life to show for it.

" But that's not we're here about so I won't drill you too much"   the being said, and don let out a mental sigh of relief. "Now about the death thing,"  it continued,
  "it's kinda complicated, you see, you did die in the lake from hypothermia and what not, buuutttttt ...."
" I felt bad so I reincarnated you into the world of the last thing you had watched, heheh" The being turned a pinkish light, as if to show cheekiness.
 
" Ok but, how does that explain how I had a body just now? Where even at was I? Did you give me like a test run of life or something?" Don began shooting off questions, and definitely forgetting the main point in the beings sentence just now ....

"Well not really.... I got so excited at being able to reincarnate somebody in a different world for the first time...."
" That I forgot to bring you here to explain everything (lol)"  the light being began to wobble and move playfully as if it hadn't dropped a big bombshell on the human man in front of him.

Don sweat dropped.
The light kept laughing for another minute.

"Wait" don suddenly spoke up, cutting the laughing light short.
"What made me the first candidate for rencarcantion?" Don asked curiously.
"Not telling ~~~"  the light said, warbling again.

Dons eyebrow twitched.

"Don't you have more important questions to ask~"   the light prompted.

Don thought for a moment before speaking "where am I going again?" He asked
"You should know~~~think real hard~~~~"

  Don once again went back to thinking... His mind going over the events of the day he died.....
Then it clicked.
 
  While laying on the couch that morning lazily eating breakfast he has been watching Naruto.

He was going to Naruto.
The show about ninjas.
Death.
And
W a r.
 
  Dons body began to shake not with fear... But excitement.
He would have no choice but to be an man....or woman? Of action in his next life! 
"Ok okokokokokok...." Don began repeating to himself.
The light being looked wearily at don, bending it's light frame to the side.

"Donnie-poo you okayyyyyy?...."
Don snapped up startling the light.
"Ok 1) don't call me that it's gross"

The light deflated slightly.

"2) what's my abilities? My clan? Do I have a clan..? Family? Do I have any Cannon siblings? Am I a cringy Mary/mark sue? I mean I wouldn't mind being different but it's not like crazy or anything right?", don began to play 20 questions with the light.

"Geez.... calm down~~ let me pull up the stats window for you~~"
Suddenly, a big square appeared in front of don

Info
Name: 
(Originally don)
New name undecided - due to fetus status
Clan:  
Uchiha
Age:
  Approx. 9-10 months (in womb)- due to fetus status
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Eye color: grey- due to albino attribute (unable to have the usual black eye clan trait)
Hair color:  white - due to albino attribute (unable to have the usual black hair clan trait)
Skin color:  pale- due to albino attribute (irrelevant due to pale skin clan trait)
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Family
Mikoto uchiha- mother
Fugaku Uchiha - father
Itachi uchiha-elder brother
Sasuke Uchiha- twin brother
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Unique abilities/ attributes
Albinism- earned due to hypothermia death
Blizzard release- earned due to winter death
Chill out- naturally cold body/ can siphon heat off of others(earned from 'jack Frost's' death achievement)
Heat hater- unable to use fire abilities- due to colds curse trait(earned from having dieing a avoidable winter death)
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Stats
Unavailable due to fetus status

  Don sweat dropped at the unique abilities/ attributes section. "It seems like the whole universe is bullying me for my death..." He monologue while deflating a bit.
This only lasted a second as he remembered the other information on the status window...
Then he deflated even further....

" It's seems like I really am a boundary pushing mark sue huh...."

"Heheh....sorry..." The glorified light bulb sweat dropped "but when you die like you did ..... This system seems to be over rewarding and penalizing you since you're it's first customer..."

Que more deflating...

"Well don't worry about it too much and instead be happy for this chance! Btw you can access the stat window in your mindscape anytime anddddd....
You can contact me any full moon after ever 3 birthdays yippee!!!" The light sounded excited while don just stood up straight again and sighed "well... I guess I'm ready to head back now"
"Okie dokie!"
Don felt a force pull him from the dimension he was in when suddenly he has something to ask "wait! WHATS MY GENderrrrrrrrr"
"NOT TELLingggggg"
"FUCK YOU YOU GLORIFIED LIGHTbulbbbbb"
And then...
It went black.
Pilot: regrets are for the regretful: end