This is F###ing BullS###!

Every so often, we all gaze into the abyss. It's a depressing fact of life that eventually the sands of time will run out for all us. And that said person is dealing with that now. Floating into the abyss there stay a young woman in her late 20s looking annoy at everything and she is called Ivy, Ivy Johnson. Why she feel annoyed you may ask? It's because she has been in the abyss for a very long time now and the shock of fear has long since passed.

Ivy: I can't flipping believe this out of all the ways to die by it had to be ice cream. Freaking ice cream! Making me slip down a flight of stairs no less.

Ivy shot her arms out in anger making piss off noises. Feeling really sick and tired of floating around in an empty place who knows how long. Then her mind wander back to the reason she had died and the person behind it. Her dumb best friend Tom who she has a crush on for years.

Ivy: I blame Tom for this that idiot! He better cry for me because of his ice cream.

Ivy sign to herself trying to clam down her anger. Truth be told she didn't really blame her friend for her death she knows it was only an accident on his part. Tom didn't mean for his ice cream to fall under her fleet anyways.

Ivy: Now only I could go to heaven or hell already. Like seriously how long have I been in this dark place? Wait a minute is that light up ahead?

Outside the light

A male Doctor stood in front of a screaming woman giving birth as her husband is next to side of her giving support. Said husband is now in pain of holding his wife hand.

A/N: R.I.P Husband hand.

Doctor: That's it keep pushing! You have to keep pushing!

Wife: YOU THINK!

Husband: I can't feel my hand #Dying noises#

Back with Ivy

Ivy: What pushing? What do they mean.... Who is that what's going on?!

???: I can see the head keep going.

Ivy: WTF! No way. No f-ing way don't tell me I'm being born. Oh honey stones not like this. Shit!!!

Then the hospital room is fill with sounds of baby cry as the Mother finally sign in relief of the pain know as child-birth. The Husband even tho in pain holding his arm smile at his new child born into this world.

Doctor: Congratulations it's a girl!

Baby Ivy: Aaaaaaaa! (F you ass hole! Now I'm going to remember this forever!)

The Doctor hand over the baby girl to her new parents. Hearing that Ivy stop crying for a bit to get her thoughts in order and figure out what going on in front of her now. Ivy looked up from a woman arms who is her new Mother.

Baby Ivy thoughts: Huh my new mom has green eyes, red hair and dark skin cool. Oh God I really am reborn! I just can't right now I'll just think about this stuff later. Heaven knows I have a lot of time on my hands now.

A man hovers over Ivy and her mom with a kind smile on his face. Ivy figure this man must be her new Dad too.

Baby Ivy thoughts: So new Dad got Dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, a beard and pale skin. But why dose he looks so formal to me for some reason?

Doctor: What would you like to name her?

Mom: Michelle

Dad: And her middle name will be Camellia

The Doctor write down the names for the new baby girl. As Ivy go over her new name Michelle.

Ivy now Michelle thoughts: So my name Michelle now and the middle not bad nether but what's my last name.

Michelle yawns feeling tried with her eyes half close trying to stay awake. All she could hear her new parents talking to the Doctor as she falls asleep.

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