Water proof make up
In the pool
Bathing suit straps
Off the shoulders
Talking to each man
Leaning over

Cleavage showing
It's the gym pool
Not a bar
You slut!

Giving any other woman
In the vicinity dirty looks
Evil aura all around
In order to be safe
Angels must be asked
For protection

Slut
Fresh off the boat
Thinking she can
Pick up a man
At the pool

Talking to
All men and avoiding
All women
The admission is expensive

You don't swim
So why do you come?
To get laid?

Call an escort service
Only someone blind
Would ever go
For a Miss Piggy
Reject slut

Stop coming and leaving
Your negative energy
In a place of exercise
And healing

Sluts belong
In slut land
A dive bar
Not at the pool

Be gone
Evil spirit
Never return
Your kind isn't wanted
Or needed here