I got spotted by 16 guardian stalkers

I got swarmed by Primal Aspids at Kingdom's Edge

The imposter snuck up on me in electrical

Ay, look, it's some diamond ore— HOLY SHIT THERE'S A CREEPER—

Some idiot in last place blue shelled me

I have gotten a goodn't time

Ært

Šçhœœł

Dîßçœrd

Did I say school

F o o d

I overdosed on memes

Jesus Christ eliminated me because I swore on a Christian Minecraft server

I wasn't verified in the eyes of God

I died

An unexpected error occurred while trying to run the program "FyrensBrain.com/iamanidiot".

Oh frick I failed my test at school—

I can't seem to figure out how to write

r/ihadastroke