idk guys I'm trying to be clever. 

Another from @BJKaplan! yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Have you ever... 

1. Skipped class?

um... I don't think so. I would go down to the nurse sometimes in elementary school and get Ginger Ale and such... In high school, I'm kinda scared to miss class cuz I always miss really important stuff when I'm not in class and then I don't know what's going on and then I fail and get sent to a second-rate college and then I can't get a good job and I'm poor and I don't have anywhere to live and I just become a nomadic cowboy and I don't like canned beans!!!!!! DX

2. Done drugs?

Nope.

3. Self-harmed?

Nope. 

4. Drank?

I've had one sip before but that doesn't really count

5. Shop-lifted?

  Nopity nopity no.  

6. Gotten a tattoo?

One time my sister and I just plastered each other with a stack of temporary tattoos we found in her room.

What's your favorite... (NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYY)

7. Show?

Um... I like to say Sherlock because it really is. But it's literally easier to surf a wave of toxic acid during a solar eclipse on a leap year than watch new episodes of Sherlock. 

8. Movie?

I hate you all Um... Well the LotR movies are always wonderful... The Harry Potter movies are pretty great... I don't have an answer for this!!!! 

9. Song?

GUYS Idk... I give up- I don't even know

10. Artist?

Now I don't know if this is referring to musical artist or visual art artist... I like to think of everyone as artists because we all make our own art...

But if I had to pick a favorite artist who makes art like canvas paintings and all that, I'd have to say my sister. She only lets me see about 2% of her work (and everyone else sees about 0% so #blessed) but she is SO GOOD

11. Singer/Band?

CAN'T A GUY JUST LIKE MUSIC WITHOUT HAVING TO PICK AND CHOOSE HIS FAVORITES???????

12. Memory?

Oh so many... Let's not answer the question and get all preachy instead: I am very privileged. So many people have lives that are so difficult and they are so humble about it and that makes me feel bad and then I start feeling bad about having a good life but that's stupid so what's the point of even thinking about it and NOW I BROKE MY MIND I AM TOO CONFUSED

13. Book?

I SWEAR I actually think the Harry Potter books are my favorite because they were my childhood. I read them so many times and took them so seriously... You guys have no idea how dedicated I was to this wizard lifestyle XD But everyone says I write like JK Rowling and I think that's because I grew up reading those books and wanting to create stuff like that for other people to enjoy as much as I was. So yeah, probably HP, since it sort of is everything I've ever written... 

This or that?

14. Invisibility or Flight?

I think flight, because then i wouldn't have to drive, or wait in lines, or stand and tire out my legs, or walk and tire out my legs, AND I could reach stuff on the top shelf. #winning

15. Cookies or cake?

But who made these things? In general, I'd say cookies, cuz you can eat more cookies at a time and they're less filling so I feel less fat. 

16. Twitter or Facebook?

I have neither of these things but I'd probably go with Twitter cuz Facebook is all "no privacy" and also "this was popular in 2009" so... 

17. Coke or Sprite?

Sprite. Coke gives my teeth this weird enameled feeling that doesn't make me feel healthy. 

18. Blind or deaf?

Ohhhhhh... you did not... 

I mean there's so many beautiful things to see! But there's so many beautiful things to hear!! AHGHHGHHHHHHH I GUESS DEAF/?????> NO BLIND!!! NO I DONT WANT EITHER!!!!!!!!!!1 JUST LET ME LIVE IN PEACE WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME?????????????>>>">><???

19. Tea or coffee?

Coffee. Tea is just too herbal for me (ok, yes, there are teas that I like but there are more coffees that I like so take that!)

What's your...

20. Age?

NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD 

21. Sign?

Sagittarius... You know - the one NO ONE CAN EVER SPELL

22. Height?

5'2"!!!! (last time I checked... I might be 5'3" now! That's exciting!)

23. Sexual orientation?

Gay. *surprise to all those people who thought I was a girl... sorry folks*

24. Longest relationship?

Haaaaaaaaaaa... you're funny

What's your opinion on... 

25. Gay rights?

Guys... why is this such a thing? They're just rights. Why do we need to specify them as "gay" rights? We don't call them "straight" rights, do we? 

I literally don't understand why it's such a big deal to get worked up about people loving people. So I guess my opinion is... can they just be the same?

26. Second chances?

Of course! People are people, and people make mistakes. 

27. Long-dstance relationships?

If you can make them work, then go you! They're not for me. 

28. Abortion?

If you didn't want a baby, then why did you have sex?

29. The death penalty?

I feel like people are going to get very defensive in the comments section because of this set of questions... Um... I don't know. I don't want to be the judge of who lives and who dies. Can we leave that up to God (or whatever/whoever you believe in)?

30. Marijuana?

Is it really too hard to find other ways to do what marijuana does, medical people? I think it's just getting too complex, the whole situation. 

31. Love?

Um... question mark? Wait, do some people not believe in love? *leans heavily on the railing of a bridge dramatically* 

I... believe in it? XD I'm confused by this question, guys. Love is one of the most important things we can express as humans. And quite frankly, we need to be doing a better job of it, because the world is low on love!!

And not just romantic love. Familial love. Friend-friend love. Spiritual love. All the love!

Do you...

32. Believe in ghosts?

Um... I'm scared to say yes because I have an overactive imagination and if I say yes, then they come for me

33. Sleep with the door open or closed?

Ummm... I like to have some light when I sleep so usually open, but from time to time I'll close it so there's no noise and no light and I can just hear me breathing and the cars on the highway and it's very peaceful. 

34. Have a bf/gf?

Oh, you people are hilarious. Really. 

35. Like yourself?

I am very comfortable with myself... and I have to admit... this time last year I didn't love who I was. I would say, yes. In fact, I love who I am. :)

I nominate:

TarwarRedwood

323Writing

Stevo1717

Silivrennial