>> 25 minutes to Live Anniversary Special <<

**Under the Sea plays from someone's dressing room. Ensemble dancers and special effects Elves run by, occasionally running into each other. Bombur stands by the snacks, "guarding" them by shoving the food into his mouth. The Stage Manager runs around, trying to get everyone prepared for the show**

Bilbo Baggins: Alright everyone, let's move quickly but in an orderly fash- I SAID AN ORDERLY FASHION, SMEAGOL! Come on people, I was assigned the role of Stage Manager for a reason! And Boromir, your arrows don't have to be in for another fifteen minutes. 

Pippin and Merry: *run over* BilboBilboBilboBilboBilbooooo!!!!

Bilbo: You two are the least thing I need right now...

Pippin: What's that supposed to mean?

Merry: Uncle Bilbo, can you please tell us one of your stories?

Bilbo: Maybe after the show... and the after party... and the clean-up afterwards I have to oversee...

Pippin: Merry, standing here is BOR-ING!

Merry: Alright then, let's go. Bilbo's not going to be any fun, so let's go --" 

**a huge explosion is heard -- Dwarves run out of their flaming dressing room, screaming**

Bilbo: -_________________________-

Merry: ............Pippin...

Pippin: Hmmm... I figured that fuse would be longer... The box said it would allow 5 minutes before going off... 

Bilbo: Are you -

Merry: Don't worry, Bilbo, we'll clean it all up!

Bilbo: Good, because I don't have any extra time to...

**the two hobbits are gone**

Bilbo: .............. 

>> 10 minutes to Live Anniversary Special <<

Bilbo: Okay, the Elves should be in place for their number in two minutes! Where're the house-elves, Bombur made a mess!

Bombur: *muffled by food* 'Nu dedn'teth!

Bilbo: Dobby!!

Legolas: DOBBY GET THE FUZZ OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!!!

Dobby: DOBBY HAS FOUND A SOCK!!!! DOBBY IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *runs out of the dressing room and flips the snack table* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Legolas: Those are actually just my tights...

Dobby: Potato tomatoe

Legolas: More like potato owl...

>>1 minute to Live Anniversary Special<<

Bilbo: Okay everyone, 50 seconds! Places! Is Talent ready?

Frodo: *knocks on The_Word_Shaker's dressing room door* Did you hear that Word Shaker? You're the Talent!!! Isn't that magical!!!!!

**guest stars get into position. Music starts playing over the audience. Smaug sneezes and sets fire to the curtains**

Bilbo: Well, I guess we don't need stage hands for that now...

**curtains burns away instead of rising, but it has a nice effect... sorta...

Dobby and Smeagol link arms and start throwing flower petals as the Flower Creatures. The_Word_Shaker's door opens**

Me: Who's ready to make a super long chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: YEAH!

*cheesy freeze frame mid-jump*