When you meet someone who isn't as crazy as your other friends
((WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THIS GAME,
DON'T READ THIS CHAPTER))

How you meet them:

Person: Hi! My name is Jack. Nice to meet you!

How you met your best friend:

Friend: OKGNFHEJSHDJAJDHEBEHE THAT JUST HAPPENED IRHDNSHSJUHDD CAN WE BE FRIENDS LMAOLOLXD COME ON RP WITH ME NOW I WILL HELP YOU WITH THAT AND ALSO GIVE YOU CAKE

When you reply to the normal person:

Me: No.
((Uses scissors from "Whack Your Boss" and stabs in neck))
Me:-covered in blood and plugs in headphones while listening to meditation music-

DIRECT QUOTE FROM "WHACK YOUR BOSS"