Ah, don't you hate it when you're in the car with your younger sibling, and they need to go to the bathroom but your parents say the next bathroom isn't for a while?

Me: -playing Minecraft in the car-
Sister: MOOOOOMMM IM GASSY I NEED A BATHROOM SO BAD
Mom: Did you take your Tums(stomach medicine)?
Sister: No.-takes tums-
-later-
Sister: MOM IM SO GASSY
-even later-
Sister: MOM I NEED A BATHROOM RIGHT NOW
Mom: JUST FART ALREADY
Sister: I CANT
Me: Does anyone notice how disturbed Dad is?
Dad: -cringing as females talk about the bathroom-
Me: will you people SHUT UP for once and for Dad's sake?
Sister: I NEEDD A BATH-
Me: shut. up. It's annoying.

-20 minutes later, at Hobby Lobby(I've never been there until then)-

Sister: -yells bathroom as loud as she can, making passerby stare at us as I take her to the bathroom-
Me to passerby: Road trip.
Passerby: -nods and continues on-

Not kidding, this literally happened..

Dad: -cringe-