Lesson: Never share highlighters

So, today in class, this kid who we shall name Joe Shmoe stole my highlighters.
He does this every day, so I'm not really annoyed by it-

Until he uses them to color my skin.

Now, I'm cautious. Afraid of death, believes a lot of things. I heard that your skin absorbs markers and, because of this, I ran up to my teacher, ran out to the bathroom, and used soap to wipe my hand. Twice.

Let's just say, when a father picking up a daughter is staring at you, you might want to run.

I came back to discover Joe Shmoe put all my highlights back.

Now I'm here, ranting to you people

Y WOULD U DO DIS JOE SHMOE